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Kaali Mata



Pathan India gaya to hinduon ny

usy khoob mara,


Q?


Wahan Barish ho rahi thi,

Us ny Mandir me ja ker

Kaali Mata ko bahar rakh diya aur Bola :


Kabhi Naha Bhi Liya Ker

Nesti

Kitni Kaali Ho Gai Hai...:-p



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