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Biryani



Ek Pathan pehli baar Biryani bana raha tha

Wo her cheez Book me se dekhta aur daal deta,

Achanak wo Pateeli k upper charha aur Zor se

ek Paad mara


Sath kharay Admi ny kaha : Ye kiya

badtameezi hai..??


Pathan Bola : O Yara! Yahan likha hai

"Tez Paat ek adad, Khushboo k liye"....:-p



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