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Coffee



PIA ki flight me captain aylaan kerny k baad

mike band kerna bhool gaya aur apny sathi pilot se

kehny laga :

"Pehly me ek cup coffee piyon ga, aur phir

Air hostess ki Pappi lun ga..."


Ye sun ker Air hostess mike band kerny k liye bhagi to

gir pari.


Pas betha pathan bola :

"Khuda ka Bandi! Aram se jao, Pehly wo

Coffee piye ga.....":-):-p



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