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In a Coffee Shop with friends, A man attends a call

on a cell phone : "Hello Ya Honey".


Wife : Darling! I am shopping,

shall I buy Rs. 100,000/- worth jewellery?


Man : Sure Honey! buy it.


Wife : I have liked a silk Saree worth Rs. 20,000/ Dear,shall I?


Man : Just one Saree is not enough honey, buy more.


Wife : OK Dear! your credit card is with me.

I am using it.


Man : Sure Dear! with my pleasure.


All the friends ask him after he disconnected.

"Have you gone Mad or are you drunk? Are you trying to show

us how much you love your wife?"


Man : "Woh sab choro! ye batao,

Ye mobile kis ka hai?....:-):-p



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