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Pathan Aur Shadi



Ek Pthan ki shadi thi magar usay kuch pata nahi tha.

Us ka Dost usay apny ghar le gaya aur

usay apny bedroom me almari per bitha diya aur kaha k

yahan beith ker dekho me kese krta hun.

Us k baad wo apni wife k saath sex kerny laga.

Farigh hony k baad dost ny kaha :

"Samajh gaye aisay hi kerna"


After few weeks dost ny us se poocha :

"Kesi guzar rahi hai?"


Pathan :

"Bohat zabardast! Roz ek dost ko saath le ker jata hun

aur khud almaari per beth jata hun...".....:-p



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