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BALLE BALLE



A Sardar Had A Child After 3 Months Of Marriage.

He Asked His Wife Ye 3 Month k

Bad Bacha Kaise Hua ?


Wife Replied : tumhari Shadi

Ko Kitna Arsa Hua ??

Sardar: 3 Month

Wife: Or Meri Shadi Ko

Sardar: 3 Month

Wife: Or Bacha Kitne Month K Baad hua ?

Sardar: 3 Month

Wife : Total Kitne Hue ?

Sardar : Oye 9 Months And

Start Dancing BALLE BALLE.....:-p



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