Teacher to Student
Teacher to Student : Home work q nahi kiya..?
Student : Sir, light nahi thi.
Teacher : Tou mombatti jala leta .
Student : Sir, Maachis nahi thi.
Teacher : Q..?
Student : Puja ghar me rakhi thi.
Teacher : Tou le ata..?
Student : Nahaya nahi tha sir.
Teacher : Nahaya q nahi tha..?
Student : Paani nahi tha sir.
Teacher : Aray paani q nahi tha?
Student : Sir, Motor nahi chal rahi thi.
Teacher : Huh, huh, Ab motor ko kiya hua?
Student : Sir kitni baar bolun k light nahi thi...:-p:-)
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