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Pathan hospital aya



Pathan hospital aya to Nurse ny bataya :

"Mubarak ho, is waqt 2 baj rahy hen aur aap Baap bhi

2 bachon k ban gaye hen..."


Pathan :

"Khuda ka shuker hai k hum 12 bajy nahi aya...:-)"



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