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Haathi



Teacher : Kon sa parinda sab se tez urta hai..?


Boy : Haathi.


Teacher : Nalaiq! kal apny papa ko le ker ana,

tumharay papa kiya kerty hen?


Boy : Sir MQM me sector incharge hen.


Teacher : Shabash! Haathi hi sab se tez urta hai,

kal bhi hamari deevar pe 3 haathi aa k bethay thy...:-)



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