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Ullu ka Pattha



Ek Admi 2 Ullu bech raha tha,

1 Bara, 1 Chota.

Bara wala 1 Lac ka &

Chota wala 2 Lac ka.


Kisi ny poocha k chota Ullu Baray Ullu se mehenga Q?


Admi ny jawab diya : Bara Ullu sirf Ullu hi hai,

Or

Chota Ullu sirf Ullu hi nahi balke

Ullu ka Pattha bhi hai...:-)


Qaom ko Bilawal Zardari Mubarak ho :-(



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