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Bakra or Kutta



Ek Charsi ny apny doston ki dawat ka

program banaya.

Apny hi gher se us ny raat ko Bakra chori kiya,

or doston ki khoob dawat ki.

Subha jab ghar pohncha to dekha k

Bakra to ghar hi me ghoom raha hai.

Us ny herat se apni Biwi se poocha :

"Ye bakra kahan se aa gaya?"


Biwi Boli : "Bakray ko goli maro,..

Ye batao, raat ko Kuttay ko kahan chorr aaye ho..?"



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