Jija or Saali sunsan jungle se
Jija or Saali sunsan jungle se ja rahy thy.
Saali :
"Jija ji! kahen aap is moqay ka
faida utha ker mere sath zabardasti to nahi keren gy?"
Jija :
"Dekhti nahi mere ek hath me bakri or danda hai,
or dusray hath me
rassi or balti hai. me kese kuch ker sakta hun?"
Saali :
"Q nahi ker sakty. Ager danda zameen me
gaar ker rassi se bakri ko bandh do,
or
balti ulta ker murghy k ooper rakh do
to
aap sab kuch ker sakty ho.
Mujhy to aap se bohat darr lag raha hai...:-P:-)
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