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Mareez to Doctor



Ek Engineer ko job na mili to us ny

clinic khola or bahar likha k 300 me Elaaj keraen.

Elaaj na hua to 1000 wapas.

1 Admi ny socha k 1000 kamanay ka acha

moqa hai. Wo clinic aya or kaha :

Mujhy kisi bhi cheez ka zaiqa nahi ata.

Doctor : Box 22 se dawa nikalo or isko

3 drop pilao.

Nurse ny pila diye.

Mareez : Ye kia! Ye to Petrol hai.

Doctor : Mubarak ho! Aap ko zaiqa mehsoos ho gaya.

Lao 300.

Mareez ko ghussa aya.

Kuch din k baad wo phir gaya k ab doctor se

puranay paisy bhi wapas leny hen.

Mareez : Doctor Sahab! meri yaddasht kaam nahi kerti.

Doctor : Box 22 se dawa nikalo or

3 drop pilao.

Mareez : Lekin wo dawa to zuban k taste ki hai?

Doctor : Mobarak ho! Aap ki yaddasht bhi

wapas aagai. Lao 300.....:-(



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