Brain Cancer
Doctor : Mr Bean, I am sorry to say that you have
brain cancer.
Mr Bean : Yes! (jumps in joy)
Doctor : Did you understand what I
just told you?
Mr Bean : Yes, Of course! Do you think
I am dumb?
Doctor : Then why are you so happy?
Mr Bean : Because that prove I have
a Brain....:-)
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