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A man dies and goes to heaven. There he



A man dies and goes to heaven.
There he sees a large wall of clocks.
He asks angel what are these for?
Angel answers those r lie clocks, every person has lie clocks!
every time u lie hands on clock move.
man asks whose clock is dat?
that is Mohamad bin qasims.
Hands have never moved indicating he never lied.
.
.
Where is Zardari's clock? asked da man.
Angel: It is in our office,
we use it as ceiling fan... =P ;->




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