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Apni zehniyat ko saaf rakhen



1 girl ask 2 pappu : Woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?
Pappu : Legs

Girl : Woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?
Pappu: Paisay

Girl : Woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain
Pappu: Neend puri karte hain.

Girl : Woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain ki wajah se roti hai?
Pappu : Kaan main ched.

MORAL : Aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain.



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