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What Is 10 Years With Me?



Wife: What Is 10 Years With Me?
Husband: A Second.

Wife: What Is $1000 For Me?
Husband: A Coin.

Wife: Ok Give Me A Coin.
Husband: Wait A Second.:-)=P



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