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Set Naya Liya Hai?



Friend: Khan Sahab Set Naya Liya Hai?

Sardar: Mere Cousin Ka Hai.

Friend: Cousin ka Mobile Aapke Pas Kia Kar Raha Hai?


Sardar: Yaar Wo jab Bhi Milta Tha Kehta Tha,

Tu Mera Phone Kyon Nahi Uthata.

Main Utha Laya. :-)



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