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Pathan ko rastey mai ek



Pathan ko rastey mai ek chiragh mila,
utha k saaf kia to 1 jin nikla aur jin ne usse 3 khuahishain puchin

Pathan: Humko esa naswar do jo khatam na ho

1 dam 1 naswar ka packet agaya!
Pathan ne thori si naswar nikali to utni hio wapis aagai!

Jin: baki 2 khuashain?

Pathan: esa 2 packet aur do :-)



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