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Idea To Marry You!



Girl: If We Get Married You Stop Smoking.
Boy: Ok!

Girl: Drinking Too.
Boy: Ok!

Girl: And Going To The Night Club Too.
Boy: Yes.

Girl: What Else Can You Leave?
Boy: Idea To Marry You! :-)



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