http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/ RSS Feed of Free Funny SMS Site - Funny SMS in Urdu, Hindi & English at FunnySMS.PakReseller.com. Copyright 2012 FunnySMS.PakReseller.com, All rights reserved. http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/ en-us Sat, 25 Feb 2012 08:34:04 GMT 144 76 http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/ http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/images/funnysms.gif ............
just imagine

u r alone
in
a
dense forest
its
night
a fearful
wind
blows
and
u
find
a ghostly
old
building
there of
15 feet
tall with
fearful heart u
approach near the building
suddenly a
dead body
falls
on u
and
a great light fills
on the building
then
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draw the 1,front view
2.top view
3.side view of the building
and also discuss the parabolic path covered
by the dead body. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes]]> Sat, 25 Feb 2012 08:34:04 GMT http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?dedicated-to-all-engineering-students&s=31607 http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?dedicated-to-all-engineering-students&s=31607 Itna Ussey Parha Ke Mujhe Yaad Ho Gaya.
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Main Aaj Tak Hoon Jiss Ke Faraib-o-Hisar Mein,
Woh Aur He Kisi Ka Mere Baad Ho Gaya.
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Apni To Sari Umer Aseeri Mein Katt Gayi,
Jiss Ne Bhi Haar Maan Li Azad Ho Gaya.
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Pehle To Paniyon Se Rahi Guftagu Apni,
Phir Yoon Howa Ke Ayena Ijad Ho Gaya....!!....Read More SMS/Jokes]]> Sat, 25 Feb 2012 03:49:12 GMT http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?shehr-e-khayal&s=19293 http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?shehr-e-khayal&s=19293
An Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?

LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???

LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.

ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho .......Read More SMS/Jokes]]> Sat, 25 Feb 2012 03:30:56 GMT http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?why-i-hate-cid-an-examplelady&s=31614 http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?why-i-hate-cid-an-examplelady&s=31614
when your friend is arguing with their
parents &

their parents turns towards you
and asks

"Do you ever talk to your parents like this?" XD
lolz....Read More SMS/Jokes]]> Sat, 25 Feb 2012 03:27:42 GMT http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?the-awkward-moment-when-when-your&s=31616 http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?the-awkward-moment-when-when-your&s=31616
Never care about what other people think of you because you will be perfect to someone :)

Stop worrying about your eyeliner, hair, dress etc

Bcz One day you'll find a Man that won't care about them all
&
only look at your heart:)....Read More SMS/Jokes]]> Sat, 25 Feb 2012 03:27:07 GMT http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?dedicated-to-all-girls-never-care&s=31617 http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?dedicated-to-all-girls-never-care&s=31617 .

When A Teacher Points At You And U Look Behind And Then Say

"Who? Me?" =O :P....Read More SMS/Jokes]]> Sat, 25 Feb 2012 03:26:35 GMT http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?a-moment-which-almost-came-in-everyones&s=31619 http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?a-moment-which-almost-came-in-everyones&s=31619
When u attack black people, They call it "Racism",

When u attack Jewish ppl, They call it "Anti-semetism",


When u attack your Country, They call it "Terrorism",

When u attack a Religious sect, they call it "Hate speech",

But when They attack at the dignity of our Prophet MUHAMMAD (P.B.U.H)
They call it " Freedom of Expression"

"Share if u can! Raise ur voice if it exist ,atleast its the lowest level of JiHAD....Read More SMS/Jokes]]> Sat, 25 Feb 2012 03:24:26 GMT http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?freedom-of-expression--to-hell-with-it&s=31649 http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?freedom-of-expression--to-hell-with-it&s=31649
Ans: Purple

How?

Frequency=1/time

means 1/sec

1sec = Ek Pal
1/Pal= Per Pal

Per Pal= PURPLE..!

PHYSICS hila kar rakhdi. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes]]> Sat, 25 Feb 2012 03:23:51 GMT http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?what-is-the-color-of-frequency&s=31650 http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?what-is-the-color-of-frequency&s=31650 Aagaye Hain Badal,

Wah wah wah..

Mere Ghar Ki Chhat Par
Aagaye Hain Badal,
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Ye Message Faltoo Hai, Mat Parho Pagal!=P:)....Read More SMS/Jokes]]> Fri, 24 Feb 2012 04:45:40 GMT http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?mere-ghar-ki-chhat-par-aagaye-hain-b&s=31665 http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?mere-ghar-ki-chhat-par-aagaye-hain-b&s=31665 .
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3 pathan aata ha or kehta ha ye kia kar rahe ho.....
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wo kehte han lasii bana rahe han
to 3 pathan kehta ha
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itna lassi tumhara baap pie ga :D....Read More SMS/Jokes]]> Thu, 23 Feb 2012 05:37:42 GMT http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?2-pathan-darya-me-thora-se-dahi-dal-kar&s=31664 http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?2-pathan-darya-me-thora-se-dahi-dal-kar&s=31664
Tera hone lga hun
Hone lga hun

Tujh men khone lga hun

Baqi kal sunao ga abi men soney lga hun

*Gud 9i8*....Read More SMS/Jokes]]> Thu, 9 Feb 2012 22:40:07 GMT http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?night-ghazal-tera-hone-lga-hun-ho&s=31662 http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?night-ghazal-tera-hone-lga-hun-ho&s=31662
Wo mje bachha smjh k chumma kr gye.

`Yahoooooooo ab to roz khaon ga`....Read More SMS/Jokes]]> Thu, 9 Feb 2012 06:08:41 GMT http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?men-to-gali-men-khara-biscut-kha-rha-tha&s=31658 http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?men-to-gali-men-khara-biscut-kha-rha-tha&s=31658
F@®@Z

Or wo hmare ghar ja k bole

Khala ge twada munda mitti khanda ve.....Read More SMS/Jokes]]> Thu, 9 Feb 2012 06:03:37 GMT http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?us-ne-jahan-b-rakhey-qadm-mene-chom-lye&s=31654 http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?us-ne-jahan-b-rakhey-qadm-mene-chom-lye&s=31654 dukandar:what is black bulb
pathan:ullu ke pathe jab rat ko andhera hota hai to hum roshni wala bulb istamal kartay hain mujhe ab andhere wala bulb chahiye takay sabah mein sunay ke liye andhera kar sakoon....Read More SMS/Jokes]]> Wed, 8 Feb 2012 03:06:15 GMT http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?pathan-to-dukandargive-me-blackbulb-du&s=31652 http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?pathan-to-dukandargive-me-blackbulb-du&s=31652 seb:log itnay ganday hotay hain ke mujhay cheel kar khatay hain.
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kela:log itnay beghairat hotay hain mujhay nanga kar kay khatay hain....Read More SMS/Jokes]]> Wed, 8 Feb 2012 02:59:27 GMT http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?angoorlog-itne-ganday-hotay-hain-ke-m&s=31651 http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?angoorlog-itne-ganday-hotay-hain-ke-m&s=31651
Usy Doctor Ne Mashwra Diya K Molvi Sahab Se Dam Krwa Lo

Molvi Sahab Rozana Dam
Krny Ghar Aa Jatay

Mirasi Phir Doctor K Pass
Gaya Or Bola :

Mola Khush Rakhy Changa
Mashwara Dita C

"Bukhar Tay Leh Gaya a Hun Molvi Nai Lehnda"....Read More SMS/Jokes]]> Wed, 1 Feb 2012 14:15:16 GMT http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?1-mirasi-ki-bv-ka-bukhaar-nahi-utarr-rah&s=31646 http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?1-mirasi-ki-bv-ka-bukhaar-nahi-utarr-rah&s=31646
Ishq Jab Be-Hisaab Ho Jaye...!!!....Read More SMS/Jokes]]> Fri, 27 Jan 2012 09:03:21 GMT http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?phir-kahan-par-hisaab-rehta-hai&s=31643 http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?phir-kahan-par-hisaab-rehta-hai&s=31643
Dani...!!!

k tune ek oR zakham dedia kisi or ka ho k...!!!....Read More SMS/Jokes]]> Fri, 27 Jan 2012 09:01:50 GMT http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?abhi-teri-judai-ka-zakham-sai-se-bhara-b&s=31642 http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?abhi-teri-judai-ka-zakham-sai-se-bhara-b&s=31642
aYAan...!!!

Par...SiRF sAnSO kI RaWaNi E jina to NaI KAhLaTa...!!!....Read More SMS/Jokes]]> Fri, 27 Jan 2012 09:00:02 GMT http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?kisi-k-juda-hojane-se-koi-marta-nai&s=31641 http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?kisi-k-juda-hojane-se-koi-marta-nai&s=31641
ankho ki binai chli b jae to ansu bahna bnd nai hote...!!!....Read More SMS/Jokes]]> Fri, 27 Jan 2012 08:59:47 GMT http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?tjhe-bhul-jana-mumkin-nai-mat-kr-is-ka-t&s=31640 http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?tjhe-bhul-jana-mumkin-nai-mat-kr-is-ka-t&s=31640
Dani...!!!

jb tk kashti lahro se na takraye manzil naseeb nahi hoti...!!!....Read More SMS/Jokes]]> Fri, 27 Jan 2012 08:59:30 GMT http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?muihabbat-mai-safal-hona-hai-to-mushaqat&s=31639 http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?muihabbat-mai-safal-hona-hai-to-mushaqat&s=31639
Dani...!!!

matam wafadaro ka manaya jata hai bewafao ka nahi...!!!....Read More SMS/Jokes]]> Fri, 27 Jan 2012 08:59:16 GMT http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?mat-kr-kisi-bewafa-k-bewafai-par-itni-me&s=31638 http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?mat-kr-kisi-bewafa-k-bewafai-par-itni-me&s=31638
to koi mila paryo ki kahni bn kr

par jis ko hmne palko basaya tha

wo e nikla ankho se pani bn kr...!!!....Read More SMS/Jokes]]> Fri, 27 Jan 2012 08:55:26 GMT http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?koi-mila-hme-chand-ki-chandni-bn-kr-t&s=31637 http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?koi-mila-hme-chand-ki-chandni-bn-kr-t&s=31637
Dani...!!!

Ye b nA SoChA K ZiNdAgI tO BeWaFa hOtI HaI...!!!....Read More SMS/Jokes]]> Fri, 27 Jan 2012 08:55:01 GMT http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?ghlti-tow-hmari-e-t-k-unhe-laqab-e-zinda&s=31636 http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?ghlti-tow-hmari-e-t-k-unhe-laqab-e-zinda&s=31636
ek bar ye toot jae to phr kisi k kaam nahi ata

or phr koi kitna e use jor kir apna bna le usme wo phr b khud ko nai dkh pata :)....Read More SMS/Jokes]]> Fri, 27 Jan 2012 08:54:32 GMT http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?pahla-pyar-sheeshe-ki-tarha-hota-hai&s=31635 http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?pahla-pyar-sheeshe-ki-tarha-hota-hai&s=31635
Dani...!!!

k usne taamna ki thi kisi ghareeb kache makaan ki...!!!....Read More SMS/Jokes]]> Fri, 27 Jan 2012 08:54:00 GMT http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?dafna-dia-gya-use-chandni-ki-qabar-mai-s&s=31634 http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?dafna-dia-gya-use-chandni-ki-qabar-mai-s&s=31634
Kiston Mein Khud-Kushi Ka Mazaa Hum Se Pochiye......Read More SMS/Jokes]]> Fri, 27 Jan 2012 08:53:27 GMT http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?bhoole-hain-rafta-rafta-unhen-muddton-me&s=31633 http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?bhoole-hain-rafta-rafta-unhen-muddton-me&s=31633
Q k

khoobsurat sheesha jab toot'ta ha to utna e khtrnak ban jata ha...!!!....Read More SMS/Jokes]]> Fri, 27 Jan 2012 08:53:06 GMT http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?jis-se-had-se-ziada-muuhabbat-ho-usi-se&s=31632 http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?jis-se-had-se-ziada-muuhabbat-ho-usi-se&s=31632
mai jawab bnta agar wo sawal hoti

sb jante hain k mai nasha nai krta

phir b mai p leta agar wo sharab hoti...!!!....Read More SMS/Jokes]]> Fri, 27 Jan 2012 08:52:37 GMT http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?mai-tor-leta-agar-wo-gulab-hoti-mai-j&s=31631 http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?mai-tor-leta-agar-wo-gulab-hoti-mai-j&s=31631 Halwai ne jaise hi tel me garm karke nikala
Santa: Abe kanjoos, Pani me dho k de raha hai, kuch surf sabun to daal deta....Read More SMS/Jokes]]> Wed, 25 Jan 2012 03:07:23 GMT http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?santa-1-kg-pakoda-dena-halwai-ne-jaise&s=31630 http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?santa-1-kg-pakoda-dena-halwai-ne-jaise&s=31630
Bhai Ka Friend Bhai Hota Hai

To Wife Ki Friend Wife Kyu Nai Hoti

Jago Grahak Jago
Aur Dusre Ki Biwi Lekar Bhago

Good morng....Read More SMS/Jokes]]> Tue, 24 Jan 2012 05:07:20 GMT http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?behan-ki-friend-behan-hoti-hybhai-ka&s=31629 http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?behan-ki-friend-behan-hoti-hybhai-ka&s=31629 jhuki nigah ko ikrar kehte hai,
sirf paane ka naam ishq nahi,
kuch khone ko bhi pyar kehte hai.......Read More SMS/Jokes]]> Tue, 24 Jan 2012 05:06:17 GMT http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?dil-ki-aawaz-ko-izhaar-kehte-hai-jhuki&s=31628 http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?dil-ki-aawaz-ko-izhaar-kehte-hai-jhuki&s=31628 to kisi ko duniya ki hukumat mili hai,
Hame to apne naseeb pe Naaz He,
Hame sarkar (MUHAMMAD Sallallaho Alaihi Wasallam)ki ummat mili hai..

GOod morng have nice day....Read More SMS/Jokes]]> Tue, 24 Jan 2012 05:05:16 GMT http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?kisi-ko-duniya-ki-daulat-mili-hai-to-k&s=31627 http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?kisi-ko-duniya-ki-daulat-mili-hai-to-k&s=31627 Dosti Soch Hain Aawaj Nahi,
Koi Ankhon Se Nahi Dekh Sakta Dosti Ke Jajbo Ko,
Kyunki Dosti Ehsaas Hai Andaz Nahin…....Read More SMS/Jokes]]> Tue, 24 Jan 2012 05:03:23 GMT http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?dosti-dil-hai-dimag-nahin-dosti-soch-h&s=31626 http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?dosti-dil-hai-dimag-nahin-dosti-soch-h&s=31626 girl:darling how many time you cut your mustachs
boy:40 times
girl:are you mad
boy:no i am slailoon....Read More SMS/Jokes]]> Mon, 23 Jan 2012 02:47:48 GMT http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?one-day-bf-and-gf-were-going-dating-sude&s=31625 http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?one-day-bf-and-gf-were-going-dating-sude&s=31625 Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna....Read More SMS/Jokes]]> Fri, 20 Jan 2012 01:08:55 GMT http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?har-sawal-se-dat-kar-ladna-fekne-me-ka&s=31624 http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?har-sawal-se-dat-kar-ladna-fekne-me-ka&s=31624 1;ya to shok ho
2;ya der
per
shok to hamay hai ni
or derty hum kisi k baap say b nai....Read More SMS/Jokes]]> Fri, 20 Jan 2012 01:07:30 GMT http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?perhai-2-terha-say-ki-jati-hai-1ya-to&s=31623 http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?perhai-2-terha-say-ki-jati-hai-1ya-to&s=31623
P: Phone Karo = Paise ki barbadi

Y: Yaad Karo = Dimag ko tension

A: Azadi Kho Do = Kahin Aur mat dekho

R: Rona Dhona Saho = Kabhimat hanso

To tension mat lo yaar, Mat karo Pyar,
Sirf Line Maro Yaar :)....Read More SMS/Jokes]]> Fri, 20 Jan 2012 01:04:45 GMT http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?pyar-kya-hai-p-phone-karo-paise-k&s=31622 http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?pyar-kya-hai-p-phone-karo-paise-k&s=31622 When Our Conversations
Get A Little Boring
0r
When We're Texting
We Run Out Of Things To Say.
I Don't Care
When We Are Hanging Out
But Doing Nothing ,
Because
Just Having You Is Enough
To Make Me Happy ... ♥.....Read More SMS/Jokes]]> Thu, 19 Jan 2012 12:04:06 GMT http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?i-dont-mind-when-our-conversations-ge&s=31621 http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?i-dont-mind-when-our-conversations-ge&s=31621 .
disturbed U,
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troubled U,
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fooled U,
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irritated U,
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Today i just want to say 4 words......
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kuch
bigaad
nahin
paogee??
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/█\....♥....Read More SMS/Jokes]]> Thu, 19 Jan 2012 12:03:42 GMT http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?many-times-i-have-disturbed-u&s=31620 http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?many-times-i-have-disturbed-u&s=31620 Aurat ko Haseen Banaya.. !!!

Khubsurti Di..
Hirni Si Aankhein..
Resham Se Baal..
Gulab K Pankhriyon Se Hont..
Pyaar Bhra Dil Diya..

Phir Zaban Di:
Aur Sub Satya-Naas Ho Gaya :p....Read More SMS/Jokes]]> Thu, 19 Jan 2012 12:02:46 GMT http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?qudrat-neaurat-ko-haseen-banaya&s=31618 http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?qudrat-neaurat-ko-haseen-banaya&s=31618
Girl:-What game?

Boy:-Anything but not hide n seek

Girl:-Why?
Boy:-Bcoz a girl like you is impossible to find...:)....Read More SMS/Jokes]]> Thu, 19 Jan 2012 11:59:58 GMT http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?boy-sweetielets-play-a-gamegirl&s=31615 http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?boy-sweetielets-play-a-gamegirl&s=31615
Sab Ki Aadat Ho Gayi Hai Paise Bachane Ki

Sms To Company Ne Kab K Saste Ker Diye

Par Fitrat Nahi Badli Tumhaari Chillar Bachane Ki....Read More SMS/Jokes]]> Sat, 14 Jan 2012 10:49:32 GMT http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?kia-halat-ho-gayi-hai-zamaane-ki-sab&s=31610 http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?kia-halat-ho-gayi-hai-zamaane-ki-sab&s=31610 Logon ne pucha k tum apni bhabi ko kyun mar rhe ho?
Pathan: Hamara bhabi achi aurat nahi hai.
Logon ne pucha tumhain kaise pata.
Pathan Bola:
O Yara mein jis dost se bi puchta hun k tum kis se phone pe baat ker rahe ho ,Woh yehe kehta hai
TERI BHABI SE !!
....Read More SMS/Jokes]]> Fri, 13 Jan 2012 00:14:29 GMT http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?ek-pathan-apni-bhabi-ko-khob-mar-raha-th&s=31609 http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?ek-pathan-apni-bhabi-ko-khob-mar-raha-th&s=31609 Wo Ussay Police Station le gaya Inspector ne kaha Issay Zoo le jao
Agly roz Inspector ne Pathan ko Bandar
k saath Bus Stop per deekha.
Inspector:
Issy Zoo nahi le kar gy?
Pathan:
Kal gaye thy khob ghoome Bara Maza aya
aaj Minar-e-Pakistan ja rahy hain.
HAHAHAHA....Read More SMS/Jokes]]> Fri, 13 Jan 2012 00:08:25 GMT http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?pathan-ko-1-lawaris-bandar-mila-wo-uss&s=31608 http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?pathan-ko-1-lawaris-bandar-mila-wo-uss&s=31608
K pehnne mai kkai bar tot jati h@=@....Read More SMS/Jokes]]> Mon, 9 Jan 2012 15:33:59 GMT http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?umeed-e-wsl-b-hai-kanch-ki-chori&s=31606 http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?umeed-e-wsl-b-hai-kanch-ki-chori&s=31606
So soch smj kr bola kro....Read More SMS/Jokes]]> Mon, 9 Jan 2012 15:29:43 GMT http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?lafzoon-k-daant-nahi-hote-lakin-agr&s=31604 http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?lafzoon-k-daant-nahi-hote-lakin-agr&s=31604 The world we have created is a product of our thinking; it cannot be changed without changing our thinking.....Read More SMS/Jokes]]> Fri, 6 Jan 2012 03:34:23 GMT http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?the-world-we-have-created-is-a-product&s=31603 http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?the-world-we-have-created-is-a-product&s=31603
To accept conditions as they exist, or accept the responsibility for changing them.......Read More SMS/Jokes]]> Fri, 6 Jan 2012 03:24:56 GMT http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?there-are-two-primary-choices-in-life&s=31602 http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?there-are-two-primary-choices-in-life&s=31602
Larhki ek din restaurant gai.. larhki ko Chicken leg piece khana thaa ous ne Apni leg dikha kar waiter ko samjhaya..

next day larhka kahin gaya ous ko banana khana thaa.. ab

socho
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larhka english thaa..

lekin aap ko soch ko salam....Read More SMS/Jokes]]> Fri, 6 Jan 2012 00:39:37 GMT http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?ek-french-larhki-ne-english-men-se-shadi&s=31601 http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-jokes/?ek-french-larhki-ne-english-men-se-shadi&s=31601