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Name: Ammár_Chán
Location: Layyah
Country: Pakistan
Member Since: 18 Nov 2016

About Ammár_Chán:

Hell0 Friends. I Like Poetry Sms u can send me sms on following Emails Ammarchan91@gmail.com 03047348311.

List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Ammár_Chán


  • Tongue Twisters
    1-
    Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
    A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
    If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
    Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
    2-
    I saw Susie sitting in a shoe shine shop.
    Where she sits she shines, and where she shines she sits.
    3-
    How many boards
    Could the Mongols hoard
    If the Mongol hordes got bored?
    from the comicCalvin & Hobbes, by Bill Waterson
    4-
    How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?
    5-
    Send toast to ten tense stout saints' ten tall tents.
    by Raymond Weisling
    6-
    Denise sees the fleece,
    Denise sees the fleas.
    At least Denise could sneeze
    and feed and freeze the fleas.


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  • Educational Degrees and Job
    Educational Degrees and Job Titles
    Abbreviations often show up in describing educational degrees and job titles.
    For example:
    *. BA - Bachelor of Arts
    *. BS - Bachelor of Science
    *. MA - Master of Arts
    *. M.PHIL or MPHIL - Master of Philosophy
    *. JD - Juris Doctor
    *. DC - Doctor of Chiropractic
    *. PA - Personal Assistant
    *. MD - Managing Director
    *. VP - Vice President
    *. SVP - Senior Vice President
    *. EVP - Executive Vice President
    *. CMO - Chief Marketing Officer
    *. CFO - Chief Financial Officer
    *. CEO - Chief Executive Officer
    In


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  • Oxygen
    Uncle: Aur beta kya karte ho ajkal?
    Me: Scientist hoon uncle
    Uncle: Aray wah Kya
    karte ho?
    Me: Bethe bethe Oxygen ko CO2 me convert karta hn


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  • 1 Bazurg
    1 BuZrg Se Kisi Ne Pocha Ap Hmesha Zamen Pe Q Soty Hn?
    Qurban Jao Us Buzrg Pr Unho Ne Boht Khobsurt Jwab Dya
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    .
    Puttr Mri Mrzi...


  •   Category: Urdu Funny SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Larkiyon Ki Problems..
    Larkiyon Ki Problems.

    # Mota Larka Pasand Nhi Aata.

    # Smart Larka Lift Nhi Krata.

    # Beautifull Larka Milta Nhi....

    Aur,

    /"A Chan "
    T0 In Chakkaro Mein Parta Hi Nahi...!!! ;)

    (',')/ Jo hum se jaly
    <) ( Thora side pe
    _//_ chalay... :-)


  •   Category: Punjabi Funny SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Kitne Mein Dogi
    BOY:
    Hum hain Jogi
    Kitne mein dogi

    GIRL:
    Hil Hil k dungi
    500 rupey loongi

    BOY:
    100 rupe dunga
    Hil Khud hi loonga

    GIRL:
    Saaly 100 bhi bachaa le
    Haath se Hila le.!!

    BOY:
    Tum dekhna...
    20 hi dun ga 0r msg parhny waly ki Loon ga..
    Hahahahahah...


  •   Category: Dirty SMS / Jokes   Send To Mobile  
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