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Name: A Chan91
Location: Karor,Layyah
Country: Pakistan
Member Since: 14 Nov 2016

About A Chan91:

Hi My Name Is Ammar Chan .This is my Email Address ammarchan91@gmail.com .CELL PHONE NUMBER 03477148685 . . Where I feel it is no longer necessary to try & impress anyone. If they like me the way I am, good & if they don’t, it’s their loss.

List of Sms / Jokes posted by: A Chan91


  • Boys Future
    In 2020

    Girl: ”Dekh Yaar kya Item jaa raha
    hai..
    Oye Murgey Tera mobile No.. Kya
    hai.. ??
    .
    .
    Boy: "Aap ke Ghar me Baap, Bhai nahi hen
    kya.. ??
    .
    Girl: "Baap n Bhai sab hen, Par Tu nahi hai na
    Chikne... ;-)


  •   Category: Boys vs Girls SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Chaddi Utar
    Policeman:” Sab kuch
    bata do varna chaddi
    utar
    ke marunga..
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Sardar: ”O Sir Ji, Ghalti to maine ki
    hai, Aap kyun apni
    chaddi utaroge..??? :-p:-D


  •   Category: Sardar Ji SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Tr Tr Tr
    Aurat ko Husn mila
    Khoobsurti mili
    Chand sa chehra mila
    Hirni Si Ankhain
    Morni jaisi Chaal
    Resham Say Baal
    Koil jaisi Meethi awaz
    Phool si masoomiyat
    Gulab Say Hont
    Shehad si mithas mili
    Pyar Bhra Dil mila
    Phir?
    ?
    ?
    ?
    ZUBAN mili
    aur
    Sub Stya-Naas Ho gaya..
    Hr waqat
    Tr
    Tr
    Tr
    Tr
    Tr
    Tr
    Tr tr tr tr tr tr tr tr tr tr tr tr tr tr tr
    tr tr tr tr tr tr tr tr tr tr tr tr tr tr tr
    tr tr tr tr tr tr tr tr tr tr tr tr tr tr tr
    tr tr tr tr... :-)


  •   Category: Boys vs Girls SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Maa Pio
    Sardar da putar... Abba Main Suneya ay k Maa, pio nu vekhna sawab hunda ee . .
    Piyo.. Kuttay deya putra jiven tu luk luk ke vekhna ain ovain Gunah hunda ae..


  •   Category: Sardar Ji SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Don
    Don ko 11 Mulkon ki Police sms kar rahi hai.
    Per Don ko sms karna
    Mushkil hi nahi Namumkin Bhi hai
    Isliye Don khud sms kar raha ha aur
    Keh raha hai

    "HAPPY NEW YEAR" :-D


  •   Category: New Year SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Vitamin S
    Yar ajkal Main boht Pareshan hon.
    Nend nhi aati?
    Sukon nhi?
    Kisi kam men dil b nhi lagta?
    Doctor ne mujhe kaha hy Ap ko,,,
    .
    .
    Vitamin SHE
    ki kami hay…


  •   Category: Decent SMS Jokes   Send To Mobile  
  • Iqbal
    Girtay Rahe Sajdon Mein Hum Apni Hi Hasraton Ki Khatir,
    ==IQBAL==
    Agar Ishq-e-Khuda Mein Giray Hotey To koi Hasrat Adhori Na Hoti..


  •   Category: Urdu Poetry SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Channi Chan
    Us ne prinda smajh kr sham k andheron mein mujhy urra dia.

    <>channi...<>

    kash Usay ye pata hota k sham ko urrny waly prindy kbi lota nahi krty


  •   Category: Urdu Poetry SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Doctor
    Chalo aao ab Mosam ka suroor Chakhen,,
    Tamam Dawain Bachon ki pohach se door rakhen.,
    Tum se milny ki ab kia justjo karen,,
    Tabyat ziada kharab ho to doctor se rujo karen.,
    Hamari chahat ka kuch to khayal karen,
    Syrup ko achi tarha hila ker istamal karen.
    Dil mara toot gaya uthi jab us ki Doli,,
    Subha Dopaher Sham Ek Ek Goli,,
    Dil Mera Ishq karny par Razamand rahy ga,,
    Jumma k Din Clinic band rahy ga.. ;-)


  •   Category: Mazahiya Shayari   Send To Mobile  
  • Abbrevations Using in Computer Network
    1-exe.abbreviation
    executable file: the last part of the name of a program file
    2-FAQ.noun
    frequently asked questions: a listof questionswith answers provided, intendedto help peopleto understandor use something, especiallyon the Internet
    3-FTP.noun
    file transfer protocol: a set of rules for moving computer files from one computer to another in a network, especially over the Internet
    4-GHz.abbreviation
    gigahertz
    5-GIF.noun
    Graphic Interchange Format: a typeof computer filethat containsan image. GIF is also usedas part of a filename.
    6-GIGO.noun
    garbagein, garbageout: the ideathat a computer programis only as goodas the informationthat is put into it
    7-gov.abbreviation
    government organization: usedin emailand Internet addresses
    8-HTML.noun
    hypertext mark-up language: the computer language usedfor writing pageson the Internet
    9-http.noun
    hypertext transfer(or transport) protocol: the system usedon the Internet to exchange documentsin HTML
    10-IP address.noun
    Internet Protocol address: a code that represents a particular computer and is used to send messages to it on a network (=group of computers) or the Internet.
    Ammar Chan


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