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Speedo's Profile on Funny SMS

Name: Speedo
Location: U.A.E
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Member Since: 08 Feb 2009

About Speedo:

I like all types of funny sms

List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Speedo


  • Mohabbat Khud Batati Hai
    Mohabbat khud Batati Hai, Kahan Kis ka Thikana Hai
    Kise Aankhon Main rakhna Hai, Kise Dil Main Basana Hai

    RihaKkarna Hai kis ko or Kise zanjeer karna Hai
    Mitana hai kise Dil se Kise Tehreer Karna Hai

    Usse maloom hota Hai Safar Dushwar kitna Hai
    Kisi ki Chashm_e_giriya mein Chupa Iqrar Kitna Hai

    Shajar jo Girne wala Hai Wo Saaya Daar kitna Hai
    Safar ki har sauobat aur musibat yaad rakhti Hai

    Jisse saare Bhula dein Usse Mohabbat yaad rakhti Hai.


  •   Category: Urdu Love SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Haar Maan Lai
    "Aisa Aadmi Jo Ghalti Par Ho aur Haar Maan lai Woh?
    .

    "AQALMAND"

    "Aisa Aadmi Jo Ghalti Par Na Ho Magar Phir Bhi Haar Maan Lai Woh?
    .
    .

    .
    "HuSband" :-)


  •   Category: Urdu Funny SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Think well
    Think well,
    Plan well,
    Do well,
    Sleep well,
    Play well,
    Laugh well and
    Throw your mobile also into well, Because you are not Messaging me Well!


  •   Category: Send Me SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Yeh doSt b ajeeb hoty hain
    Yeh doSt b ajeeb hoty hain

    Deny pe aaen to jan de dain

    Lene pe aaen to hansi tak cheen lain

    Kehne pe aaen to dil k tmam khano k raz tak keh dain

    Chupany pe aaen to ye tak na btaen k khafa q hain

    Naraz hone pe aaen to sans tak na lane dain

    Mnane pe aaen to apni sanso ko war dain

    dost zindgi me nhi mila krty Blky

    zindgi DOSTON me mila krti hy...


  •   Category: Urdu Friendship SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Ay moaj-e-Hawa Tu Hi
    Parvin Shakir:

    Ay moaj-e-Hawa Tu Hi Batta!
    Wo Dost Hmara Kesa Hay?

    Jo Bhool Chuka Hay Hamain Kab say!
    Wo Jan say pyara Kesa Hai?

    Kya Us Ky Jeewan Lamhon main.
    Koi Lamha mera Baaqi Hay?

    Kya Us Ki Jaagti Aankhon main,
    Meri Yaad Abhi Bhi Baaqi Hai?

    Agar Aisa Nahi To! Tu Hi Batta,
    Hum Yaad Usay q Kartay Hay?

    Wo Hum say Bichar Kay Khush Hay Agar!
    To palL palL Hum q MARTAY Hain!


  •   Category: Urdu Friendship SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Aaj final hai
    Pathan: Dr. mujhe raat ko sapne me bandr cricket khelte dikhai dete hain

    Dr: yeh dawa aaj se kha lena

    Pathan: kal se kha lun

    Dr: kyun?

    Pathan: aaj final hai.


  •   Category: Pathan Jokes   Send To Mobile  
  • I LOVE U 2
    Sardar g ap ko kabi kisi se pyar hua?
    Han yar! Per wo manti hi nahi!

    "Kia kehti hay?"

    "Kehti hay

    'I LOVE U 2'

    pata nahi ye dosra kon hay.


  •   Category: Sardar Ji SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • WELLCOME 2 FINAL TERM
    Jab hum bichran ga ay mri jan
    Ye ankhen khon roen gi
    Mujy tum yad ao gy
    Mujy pal pal satao gy
    Man kasy bhool paun ga
    Wo apny coleg k din
    Wo apni yari k din
    Wo tecthers ki hatana
    Wo canteen man sooty lagana
    Wo asigment sary photocopy krna
    Mujy na bhool pain gi wo apni sub yarian
    Mujy pal pal sutao gy
    Mujy tum yad ao gy
    WELLCOME 2 FINAL TERM


  •   Category: Student SMS Jokes   Send To Mobile  
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