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• Mujhe Sulane Ki Khatir
  Mujhe Sulane Ki Khatir jab rat ati hai,
  
  Mein so nahi pata raat khud so jati hai,
  
  Puchne par Dil se ye awaz ati hai
  
  Aaj Unhe yaad Kar lon raat to Roz Aate hai.


  Category: Missing You SMS   Send To Mobile  

• Sari Duniya Sey Khafa Ko Ker
  Dil to kehta hai Zamane sey Chupa Lon Tujh Ko,
  
  Dil ki dharkan ki tarhan DIL mein basa loon tujh ko,
  
  Koi ehsas judai ka na rehne pae Is
  tarha khud mein meri jaan Chupa Loon Tujh ko,
  
  Tu jo roothey mujh sey mere dil k Malik,
  
  Sari Duniya Sey Khafa Ko Ker mana loon tujh ko.


  Category: Sorry SMS Jokes   Send To Mobile  

• Zinda Hain jis ki Aas Pe
  Zinda Hain jis ki Aas Pe wo bhi rula gaya
  
  Bandhan wafa k tor k sare chala gaya
  
  Khud hi to ki thi usne mohabat ki ibteda,
  
  Hathon mai hath de k khud hi Chura Gaya.


  Category: Sad Poetry SMS   Send To Mobile  

• Sachi dosti
  Sachi dosti be zuban hoti hy,
  
  Ye to aankho se bayan hoti hy,
  
  Dosti me dard mile to kia hoa,
  
  Dard me hi to apno ki pahchan hoti hy.


  Category: Urdu Friendship SMS   Send To Mobile  

• Na Shikwe karte
  Na Shikwe karte hain,
  
  
  
  Na gile karte hain,
  
  
  
  
  Aap Salamat raho hum Dil se dua karte hain.


  Category: Dua / Prayers SMS   Send To Mobile  

• Sawal ka jawab
  Kanton k badly phool kia do gy,
  aanso k badly khushi kia do gy,
  
  Ham chahty hain "AAP" sy umar bhar ki "DOSTI",
  Hmare is sawal ka jawab kia do gy???


  Category: Urdu Friendship SMS   Send To Mobile  

• It's 2 Much Yaar
  Ap Ne DIL Churaya HUM Khamosh Rahe
  
  Ap Ne NEEND Churai HUM Khamosh Rahe
  
  Ap Ne HASSI Churai HUM Khamosh Rahe
  
  BUT It's 2 Much Yaar
  
  MASJID K LOTAY WAPIS KARO;-)


  Category: Urdu Funny SMS   Send To Mobile  

• May Lahore be Capital of Pakistan
  1 sardar Paper de kar aya aur rone laga.
  ke kash Pakistan ka Dar-ul-Hakomat[Capital] Lahore bun jae.
  
  Friend: Tum aisa kyun chahte ho?
  
  Sardar: Main paper mein ye likh kar aya ho.


  Category: Sardar Ji SMS   Send To Mobile  

• Manzar Bikher Na Jaye
  ~ EK DARR ~
  
  Tum Mere
  Itne Paas Ho k
  Main Jab Bhi
  Chahon Tumhein Chuu Sakta Hoon
  Tumhein Chaha Sakta Hoon
  Tumhein Mehsoos Ker Sakta Hoon
  Par Darrta Hoon
  k
  Kahin Mere Chuutey Hi
  Ye Manzar Bikher Na Jaye...!


  Category: Urdu Love SMS   Send To Mobile  

• Ufone paish karta hai
  "Ufone" paish karta hai 12 aannay package
  Apny un "Jazz" sarfeen k liye jinho ny 1st september 2008 sy
  Apni "Telenor" sim istimal nahi ki,
  Ab woh "Warid" ka 100 wala card charge karen aur sub keh den....
  
  Mazeed tafsilaat
  k liye apne
  
  "Ptcl" se dial karien 090078601 telefun telefun.


  Category: Urdu Funny SMS   Send To Mobile  

• Aayat-Ul-Kursi benefits:
  Aayat-Ul-Kursi benefits:
  
  > Recite In Living House, 70000 Angels Will Protect U 4m All side
  
  > Recite Entering Home, Poverty Wont Enter Ur Home
  
  > Recite Aftr Wuzu, It Raises Ur Status 70 Times
  
  > Recite While Sleeping 1 Angel Will Protect U Whole Night
  
  Tel evry1 Az Sadqa Jaria.


  Category: Islamic SMS   Send To Mobile  

• 2 pathan masjid mai
  2 pathan masjid mai namaz parhne aye.
  
  First pathan: chalo shukar hai namaz nahi nikli,
  
  Warna.
  
  
  Agar wazu ke chakar mai parte to namaz nikal jati.:-)


  Category: Pathan Jokes   Send To Mobile  

• ßurrrrrrrrrrrr!
  Tum To sharaab Pee ker Najaane kya kya keh Daltay Ho Faraz
  .
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  .
  .
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  Hum To Bus Coke Pee ker kehtay Hain
  
  Burrrrrrrrrrrr!


  Category: Faraz Ahmed Shairy   Send To Mobile  

• Most imp similarity...
  Q:
  AP mey aur Pepsi main kya similarity hai?
  
  
  
  Ans:
  Both R
  Cool,
  Sweet,
  Sub pasand karte hain
  aur
  Most imp similarity...
  
  Dimaag wali jaga 'DHAKKAN' hai.!
  :-D


  Category: Urdu Text Insults   Send To Mobile  

• Ghamo ki jageer
  Ghamo ki jageer mujhe virasat mein mili hai FARAZ
  
  Apne dokho mein rehta hun main nawabo ki tarah.


  Category: Sad Poetry SMS   Send To Mobile  

• Application for Divorce
  A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce.
  
  Judge: But, How will you divide, you have 3 children?
  
  Sardar: Ok! We will apply next year.


  Category: Sardar Ji SMS   Send To Mobile  

• ~*FRENDSHIP*~
  ~*FRENDSHIP*~
  
  True frendship is just like
  
  *.*WATER*.*
  
  No Color
  No Shape
  No Smell
  No Taste
  
  But still,
  
  Its ESSENTIAL FOR LIFE.


  Category: English Friendship SMS   Send To Mobile  

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