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faiz's Profile on Funny SMS

Name: faiz
Location: faisalabad
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Member Since: 22 Jan 2009

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List of Sms / Jokes posted by: faiz


  • Le fair Gayee O
    Wapda Light Controlar:

    Niyyat karta hoon,

    2 se 3 Ghantey Light le jane ki,

    Wastey Apni Hakoomat k,

    Zulam Ghreeb Awam per,

    Moo Switch ki taraf,

    Le Fair Gayee O....


    •   Category: Urdu Funny SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Sadar - E - Pakistan
    Menu deyo Protocol ve Loko
    Main ho gya J Anmol ve Loko

    Bibi toun Majboor saan Pehley
    10% Mashhoor saan Pehley

    Hun khul K Anni pawan ga
    Main 100% he Khawan ga

    Main os Qoam da Leader ve Loko
    Jerri Vick jaandi 1 Naan te Loko

    Bachao Apni Jaan ve Loko
    Main SADAR-E-PAKISTAN ve Loko.


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  • kuj hor na samjhi
    Teri Tight Tight Teri Sohni Sohni
    Pateyala Shalwar ni Kuj hor na Samjhi

    Tenu Dekh k Mera Chut janda
    Hath wichon Romal ni Kuj hor na Samjhi

    Tenu Dekh k Mera Khara ho janda
    Cycle wich Bazar ni Kuj hor na Samjhi

    Tu karwandi rai te Main karda reya
    Tera Intizar ni Kuj hor na Samjhi.


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  • PIAS LAG V SAGDE HA
    Ek sardar rat ko sonay laga to do glass pani k pass rakhey,
    Ek pani se full aur dosra khali.

    Kisi na poocha k in do glasoon ka kia maqsad ha us na jawab dia O PAGLA PIAS LAG V SAGDE HA TE NAI V LAG SAGDI.


    •   Category: Sardar Ji SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • I Love You
    Sardar: I Love You ka kya matlab hai?

    Girl: Main Tum se Pyar Karti Hoon.

    Sardar: Aj Kal di Kuriyan da koi haal nai, 1 gal da matlab ki puch liya tu te free ho gai.


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