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Irfan's Profile on Funny SMS

Name: Irfan
Location: Cell Numbers City.
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Member Since: 04 Aug 2007

About Irfan:

I am Irfan Ahmed Khan. I like jokes. I like to chat with girls.

List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Irfan


  • Pathan in Fire Brigade
    Pathan in Fire Brigade:

    Lady: Mere ghar Mai Aag lag gai hai.

    Pathan: Pani Daalo!

    Lady: Dala, Aag nai Bujhi.

    Pathan: Phir Hum Aa kar kya karenge, Hum Bhi to Pani Dalenge. :-)


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  • Ye Tasbeeh-e-Mohabbat Hai
    Mukammal Di hi Daano Per

    Ye Tasbeeh-e-Mohabbat Hai,

    Jo aye teesra dana, ye dori toot jati hia,

    Muqarar waqt hota hia

    Mohabbat ki namazon ka,

    Adaa jin ki nikal jaye qaza bhi chhoot jati hia..

    Mohabbat ki namazon mein imamat aik ko sonpo..

    Issey takney, usey taknay se niyat toot jati hia.

    Mohabbat dil ka sajda hia jo hia tauheed per Qaayem.

    Nazar k shirk waalon se mohabbat rooth jati hia.


  •   Category: Urdu Poetry SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Achha Dost Naram Takye Ki Tarha
    Ek Achha Dost Naram Takye Ki Tarha hota hai,

    Jab aap thakey hote hain to us per so jate hain,

    Jab aap udas hote hain to us per ansoo girate hain,

    Jab aap ghusa hote hain to usey marte hain,

    Aur jab aap khush hote hain to usey seene se laga lete hain.

    Frwd to ur all good frndz means takiye;-) Hahaha..


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  • Ghum-e-Zeest Gawara Kar Lain
    Bin Tere Kese Ghum-e-Zeest Gawara Kar Lain
    Es Se Behtar Hai Keh Dunia Se Kinara Kar Lain,

    Sath Mumkin Nahi Chalna To Chalo Yoon Hi Sahi
    Door Se Hi Tere Chehry Ka Nazara Kar Lain,

    Aaj Tak Ho Na Saka Tu` To Hamara Lekin
    Kiun Na Hum Khud Ko Meri Jan Tumhara Kar Lain,

    Qurbatain Apne Muqadar Mein Nahi Hain Shayed
    Kiun Na Hum Hijr Ko Qsimat Ka Sitara Lar Lain,

    Mumkin Hai Wasi Keh Phir Wo Na Rahain Main Na Rahon
    Un Se Keih Do Keh Mere Dard Ka Nazara Kar Lain!


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  • 2 Bachy Examinatin Hall
    2 Bachy Examinatin Hall my bethey they
    examiner bht strict tha
    cheating nhn karne de rha tha
    ek buchey ne chit likh k examiner ko di.
    Examiner khamoshi sy ja k apni chair py beth gya.
    2sra bucha pehle se: yar tu ne kya likha?
    bucha ne kaha


    "SIR PeECHeY Se APKI PANT PHATI hui He" :-)


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  • Who Said That 70 minus 65
    Rancho: Who Said That 70 minus 65 which becomes
    5 in Pakistani currency should be decreased
    on a thing which is called drink wid blackish colour
    packed in differnt sized bottles sold in market prepared by a multinational company?

    Teacher:Aasan bhasha me nai bol sakte kia ?

    Rancho: Sir koshish ki thi ..ap ko pasand nai aya..
    baat ye hy k..
    .
    .
    .

    Kis ne kaha tha pepsi pe 5 rupay kam krdo... :-)


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  • Wo Lakeer Ban Jaon
    Tere Hath ki mein Wo Lakeer Ban Jaon,
    Sirf mein hi tera muqadar teri taqdeer ban jaon,

    Mein tujhe itna chahon ke tu bhool jaye har rishta,
    Sirf mein hi tere har rishte ki tasweer ban jaon,

    Tu aankhen band karey to Aaon mein hi nazar,
    Iss tarha mein TERE har khwab ki tabeer ban jaon.


  •   Category: Urdu Love SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Strange Fact Of Life
    Strange Fact Of Life...

    In Your Life you meet people.
    Some You never think about again.
    Some You wonder what happen to them.
    There r some that You wonder if they ever think about You
    And then
    There r some You wish You never had to think about again.
    But You Do.


  •   Category: Decent SMS Jokes   Send To Mobile  
  • Log Mery Lafzon ko Moti
    << Shikaayat >>

    Log Mery Lafzon ko Moti Se Tasbeeh Daity Hain

    Wo kehty Hain

    Aap k lafz Hamary liye Boht Qeemti Hain

    Aap ki Shairy Hum apny Piyaron ko likh kar Bhejty Hain

    Unhain apni Chahat ka ehsas Dilaty Hain

    Aur yun k Phir Wo Hamary Ho Jaty Hain

    Aap k lafz Hamary liye Roshni Hain

    Zindagi Hain Unhain kya Bataon

    K Mujhe apny lafzon Se kitni Shikayat Hai

    Ye Us Waqt Chup Ho Gaye

    Jab Inhain Bolna Tha...


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