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Munna Bhai's Profile on Funny SMS

Name: Munna Bhai
Location: Laal Qila
Country:
Member Since: 04 Dec 2008

About Munna Bhai:

My name is Munna and i m from karachi.

List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Munna Bhai


  • Ankhon Ki Kaali Shaam
    Tum Apni Ankhon Ki Kaali Shaam Merey Naam Kardo
    Phir Chahey Jo Ilzam Merey Naam Kardo
    Ik Umer Se Tumhari Chahat Basi Hai Rooh Mein
    Tum Bhi Apni Har Tumanna Mujhey Daan Kardo

    Mein Khuley Asmaan Taley Khara Hoon
    Tum Apni Mohabbat Ki Rida Mujh Par Dhaal Kardo
    Mohabbat To Hai Iqrar Ki Mohtaaj
    Tum Apna Har Lafz Har Sher Merey Naam Kardo...


  •   Category: Urdu Love SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Ae Kash k aisa ho Jaye
    Mein kuch bhi nahi hoon tere liye,
    Kuch tere liye me ho jaon.

    Tere dil me rahoon, Anhkon me basoon,
    Dharkan me shamil ho jaon.

    Tu jab bhi koi baat kare,
    Mera naam bhi us me shaamil ho.

    Tu jab bhi maange kuch rab se,
    Meri zaat bhi us me shaamil ho,

    Her bar nahi ek bar sahi,
    Ik bar to aisa ho jaye,

    Ik pal ke liye ay Jaan-e-Jaan
    Tujhe mujh se mohabat ho jaye.

    Ae kash ke aisa ho jaye...
    Ae kash ke aisa ho jaye...


  •   Category: Urdu Love SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Chehra Mera Tha
    Chehra mera tha nighaein us ki,
    Khamoshi mein bhi woh baatein us ki,

    Mere chehre per Ghazal likhti gayein,
    Shair kehti hui ankhien us ki,

    Shokh lamhon ka pata dene lagi,
    Tez hoti hui saansein us ki,

    Aise mosam bhi guzara hum ne,
    Subah jab apni thi shaamein us ki,

    Dehaan me us ke ye aalam tha kabhie,
    Aankh mehtaab ki yaadein us ki,

    Faisla mauj-e-hawa ne likha,
    Aandhiyan meri baharein us ki,

    Neend is soch se tuti akser,
    Kis tarah kat'ti hein raatein us ki,

    Door reh ke bhi sada rehti hein,
    Mujh ko thaame hue baahein us ki...!


  •   Category: Urdu Love SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Us per khushi sajti hai bohot
    Us per khushi sajti hai bohot
    Use kehna muskuraya kare

    Uski ankh num achi nahi lagti
    Use kehna Ghum mujhe de jaya kare

    Ye zindagi bohot taveel-e-safar hai
    Use kehna tanhayi se kinara kare

    Zindagi us ki pyari hai bohot
    Us se kehna kisi ko Jaan se ziyada chaha na kare.


  •   Category: Urdu Love SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Mujh mein basi khushboo basi usi ki hai
    Mujh mein basi khushboo basi usi ki hai
    Jaise ye zindagi usi ki hai

    Ab to ye khawab bhi nahi mere
    Ab to ye neend bhi usi ki hai

    Woh kahin aas pas hai mere
    Ho na ho ye hansi usi ki hai

    Yun to mujh mein koi kami nahi
    Ye phir mujh mein kami usi ki hai.


  •   Category: Urdu Love SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Meir saadgi mera
    "Meir saadgi mera Jurm hai"
    Yahan chahton ka sila nahi,

    Yahan dosti ka maza nahi,
    Yahan janay kaise hawa chali,

    Rahi doston mein wafa nahi,
    Yahan jal gaya mera aashian,

    Abhi Badlon ka pata nahi,
    Tere dar pe dastak de sakon,

    Ye haq tum ne mujhe dia nahi.


  •   Category: Sad Poetry SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • jabse tujhe mane dekha hai,
    Jabse tujhe mane dekha hai,
    Mane apni aur dekha nahi,

    Jabse tujhe chah mane duniya ki aur dekha nahi,
    Ishq ke siva aur hasratein mere dil main hai,

    Tujhe pana hai zindagi aur khona hai mout,
    Tujhse moti Khuda ke khazane me nahi.


  •   Category: Urdu Love SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Hum Sub Umeed se Hain
    Hum Sub Umeed se Hain on GEO T.V.
    Programme dekhne k baad Zardari ne apne Duplicate se poocha,
    Yar Tum Bilkul Mere Jaise Ho,
    Kya Teri Maa Hamare ghar NAUKRANI Thi?

    Duplcate bola: Nahi Sir G, Mera Baap Apke Ghar Driver Tha..!


  •   Category: Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Hadees
    Hadees

    Kuch aise log hon ge jin ko Jannat mein jaane ka hukm diya jaye ga lekin woh Jannat ka raasta bhool jaayein ge.

    Ye Woh log hein jin ke samne , Aap rasool(S.A.W) ka naam liye jay aur woh DAROOD SHAREEF na behjein.


  •   Category: Islamic SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Ye Haqiqi Ishq Hai...
    "ALLAH"
    Jis se Mohabat haqeeqee hai

    Now listen!
    Mohabat mein dil chahta hai ke mehboob se baatein karein,
    Ye hai "NAMAZ"

    Mohabat mein dil chahta hai ke khana peena chor dein,
    Ye hai "ROZA"

    Mohabat mein dil chahta hai mehboob par maal kharch karein,
    Ye hai "ZAKAAT"

    Mohabat mein dil chahta hai mehboob ke ghar ke chakkar lagayein,
    Ye hai "HAJJ"

    Mohabat mein dil chahta hai ke mehboob per jaan luta dein,
    Ye hai "JEHAAD"

    Ye Haqiqi Ishq Hai...


  •   Category: Islamic SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Ignore mat karna werna...
    "0303-7722140"

    Aik shaks ko ye number khawab mein nazar aaya us ne 100 ka easy load karwa diya...

    Aik Ghante mein us ke dil ki Murad poori ho gayi...

    Doosre ne Sms parh ke Delete ker diya us ka 50000 ka Nuqsan ho gaya..

    Ignore mat karna werna...


  •   Category: Urdu Funny SMS   Send To Mobile  
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