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Asad's Profile on Funny SMS

Name: Asad
Location: Karachi
Country: Pakistan
Member Since: 13 Feb 2016

About Asad:

Student

List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Asad


  • Government K Kaam
    Wo Rooth Ker Kehti Hai K
    Tumhara To Milna Hi Kam Ho Gaya Hai..
    .
    Ab Us Mohabbat Ko Kese
    Samjhaun K
    Petrol Ab 72 Rupay Liter
    Ho Gaya Hai,,
    Aur
    CNG To Milti Hi Nahi Hai.. :-(

    (,")/
    <)(

    Dekh Yaar Is Government K Kaam..
    Larkiyan Bhi Hath Se Nikal Rahi Hen..
    .
    Ruko Jaanu Me Cycle Per Araha Hun.. :-)
    (,")
    ;//)___
    (*)'/(*)
    -_-_-__-_-
    Hahhaha


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  • Marzi Ki Zindgi
    Marzi Ki Zindgi K 8 Steps..
    .
    .
    1- Studies
    2- Entertainment
    3- Good Job
    4- Shadi
    5-
    6-
    7-
    8-
    .
    .
    (,")/
    <)( Shadi Ho Gai Naa
    _//_ Ab Marzi Ki Zindgi
    .....Na Mily Gi Dobara.. ;-p :-D

    Hahhaha


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  • Tanha Chand
    Pathar Ki Ye Dunya Jazbaat Nahi Samajhti..

    Dil Me Hai Jo Baat Wo Baat Nahi Samajhti..

    Tanha To Chand Bhi Hai Sitaron K Darmiyan,,

    Magar Chand Ka Dard Ye Zalim Raat Nahi Samajhti..!


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  • Khubsurat Yaad
    Khubsoorat Hai Zindgi Ek Khuwab Ki Tarha..

    Jane Kab Toot Jaye Kaanch Ki Tarha..

    Mujhy Na Bhulana Kisi Baat Ki Tarha..

    Apny Dil Me Hi Rakhna Khubsurat Yaad Ki Tarha..!

    Good Morning.. :-)


    •   Category: Good Morning SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Naye Mehmaan hazir hen
    "MEHMAAN"

    Sabhi Kamre, Kitchen Aur Lawn hazir hen,
    .
    Purane chhor kar Aao naye Mehmaan hazir hen,
    .
    Kabhi kisi ka na koi khayal karte hen,
    .
    Achanak Raat 12 baje bhi Aa Tapakte hen,
    .
    Akele hi jinhe Bardasht karna Baat hai Okhi,
    .
    Wo Apne sath le Aate hen puri Foj Bachon ki,
    .
    Jo ana Zaruri tha to Banda Phone to karde,
    .
    Ye kesa Surprise hai ke Moo chuk ke laga aye,
    .
    Bana kar Jaan Hamari ye Wabaal-e-Jaan karte hen,
    .
    Purane chhor kar Aao Naye Mehmaan hazir hen..!

    Hahhaha


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  • Wife Kab milegi
    Pathan: "Berth bhi Yehi Hai,
    Chaar Station bhi Guzar gaye..
    Magar
    Wife Kab milegi TT Saab..??
    .
    .
    TT: "Khan Saab Wife nahi,
    Train me Wi-Fi dene ko kaha gya hai.." :-D

    Hahahha


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  • RAJA ki Biwi ka naam
    Ek Sawaal..
    Dimagh Hai To Jawab Do..
    .
    RAJA ki Biwi ka naam
    "TUMHARI" tha.
    Ek din RAJA ne apni Biwi
    TUMHARI ko Mehal k upar se
    Dhakka de dia aur Tumhari
    niche gir gayi.
    Aur Phir Tumhari k Upar
    Hathi ne Paun rakh dia Jis
    Se Tumhari Mar gayi..
    .
    Ab Sawaal ye hai k "TUMHARI"
    Kisne Maari.??
    Raja ne ya Haathi ne.. :-)

    Hanso Mat, Jawab do Jawab. :-D

    Hahhaha


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  • Bade Mehnge ho Yaar
    1 Toffee hoti hai Rs 1 ki,
    .
    1 Gulab hota hai Rs 10 ka,
    .
    1 Car hoti hai Rs 5
    Laakh ki.
    Lekin,
    .
    1 Dost hota hai
    "Karodon" Ka.
    .
    Bade Mehnge ho Yaar.!
    Msg Kerty Ho Ya Phir
    Bech Dun OLX Pe.. ;-) :-D

    Hahahha


    •   Category: Urdu Friendship SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Bas Ye Pucha k
    Sardar To Pathan: Tumko Air hostess
    ne Thappad Q mara?
    .
    .
    Pathan: Hum Ne Us Saali Se
    Bas Ye Pucha k
    "Susu karne ki Jagah kahan hai.?"
    To
    Wo Boli: "Pichhe Hai"
    .
    Hum ne kaha:
    "Pehle to Aage hua karti thi."

    Hahhaha


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  • Dhakka chahiye
    Aadhi Raat Ko Bohat Tez Barish
    ho rahi thi..
    .
    Achanak Ghar ki Ghanti Baji.
    Admi ne Gehri neend se uth kar
    darwaza khola..
    .
    Darwaze par Pappu khara tha..
    Pappu: "Plz Aap Dhakka laga dengay?"
    .
    Aadmi neend me tha is liye
    mana kar ke andar aa gaya..
    Lekin phir usse Afsos Hua
    K Us Bechary Ki Barish me
    Help Kerna Chahiye Thi..
    .
    Woh Utha, Darwaza Khola
    aur Aawaaz lagai:
    "Kiya Tumhe ab Bhi Dhakka chahiye.?"
    .
    Awaaz aayi: "HAAN"
    .
    Aadmi: "Theek hai, Lekin Tum ho Kahan.?"
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Pappu Bola: "YAHAN GARDEN
    ME JHOOLE PAR.. ;-) :-D

    Hahhahaha


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