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Zindagi Rocks's Profile on Funny SMS

Name: Zindagi Rocks
Location: Andheron ka Shehar (Karachi) Pakistan
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Member Since: 10 Nov 2007

About Zindagi Rocks:

Hi! I am Aleena Ahmed. My cell number is: 0342255230

List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Zindagi Rocks


  • Iss msg ke sabhi shabd farzi hain
    Yeh ladki

    Uffff

    Ya Allah

    ItnI sundar

    Haye

    ItnI smart

    Oye hoye

    ItnI mast

    Haye main mar janwan

    ItnI cute

    Itni IntellIgent

    ItnI lovable

    Aur kItnI sweet hai


    WARNING: Iss msg ke sabhi shabd farzii hai.
    Inka hamari duniya se koi talaq nahi hai.
    eslia aisi chizon par dhyan na de


  •   Category: Urdu Funny SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Sabhi Ashk Aankhon Men
    Sabhi Ashk Aankhon Men Aa Gae
    Na Chhupa Saky Na Bata Saky

    Wo jo Bhed Tha Wo Khul Gya,
    Koi Baat B Na Chhupa Saky

    Na Wafa Rahi
    Na Jafa Rahi,
    Na Wo Dil Rha
    Na Hum Rahy

    Us ki Yad Ka Jo Charagh Tha
    Na Jala Saky
    Na Bujha Saky

    Koi Zor Khud Pe Raha
    Nahen Koi Bus B Us Pe Chla Nahen

    Usy Dekhty Rahy Door Tak, Magr Hath Tak Na Hila Saky

    Nahen Is Men Us Ki Khata Koi
    Na Naseeb Ka Koi Dosh Tha,

    Ye Hamara Apna Mizaaj Tha
    K
    Kisi Tarh Na Nibha Saky.


  •   Category: Sad Poetry SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Set Naya Liya Hai?
    Friend: Khan Sahab Set Naya Liya Hai?

    Sardar: Mere Cousin Ka Hai.

    Friend: Cousin ka Mobile Aapke Pas Kia Kar Raha Hai?


    Sardar: Yaar Wo jab Bhi Milta Tha Kehta Tha,

    Tu Mera Phone Kyon Nahi Uthata.

    Main Utha Laya. :-)


  •   Category: Sardar Ji SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • To Humain B Neend Aajaye
    Agar Tum Gungunao To Humain B Neend Aajaye,
    Gazal koi Sunao To Humain B Neend Aajaye

    Suno Yeh Roshni Aankhun Mai Chubhne si Lagi hai ab,
    Charagon ko Bujhao To Humain B Neend Aajaye

    Kabhi Fursat mily To tum hamary Sath kch lamhy,
    Mohabt k Bitao To Humain B Neend Aajaye

    Sulagti rat Mai awaz ka apni Zara sa tum,
    Agr jadu jagao To Humain B Neend Aajaye

    Tum apne narm hathun se hamary sar ko sehla’o,
    Mohabt se sulao To Humain B Neend Aajaye

    Hamare raston se khaar chunn kr narm pholun ka,
    Agr Bistar Bichao To Humain B Neend Aajaye

    Zara sa housla kr k nibhao apne wadon ko,
    Sitary torr lao To Humain B Neend Aajaye

    Ajb sa Bojh hai dil per, Agar yeh Bojh dil per se,
    Kisi din tum Hatao To Humain B Neend Aajaye.


  •   Category: Good Night SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • A Very Touching Story
    Touching Story:
    Once there Was a Boy Who Loved a Girl
    But that Girl only Hated him.

    Boy asked the girl that he will change her Hatred to love &
    He asked Girl that he will Stand in Front of her House Till Next 100 Days.

    Storms and Rains came but the boy Didn't moved with the Passage of Days
    That girl started falling in love with him on 99th day.
    The Girl decided that she will say that she also Loves him.
    With the rise of Sun of 100th day the girl Went out but the boy wasn't there.

    She was worried then she found a paper on which it was written:

    "Tere Chakar Main teri Parrosan Set ho gai hai." :-)


  •   Category: Boys vs Girls SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • I Want You to Inherit My Farm
    An Ailing Grandmother is Talking to her Favorite Grand-Daughter.

    "Dori, I'm Old and Weak,
    and I Know that the Time for Me to Leave is Near.

    I Want You to Inherit My Farm,
    Including the Barn, The Villa,
    The tractors, The Farmhouse, All the Livestock."

    "Wow, Thank You So much, Grandma!
    I didn't know you even HAD a Farm.
    Where is it?"

    Grandma: You can find it on My Facebook Account.
    Just click on Farmville After Login in
    Password: Only4dori. :-)


  •   Category: English Funny SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Mana Nahi Sakta
    Woh Mujhe Chahta Bhi Hai Par Apna Nahi Sakta.

    Mujhe Bhulany Ka Sadma Utha Nahi Sakta.

    Ajeeb Hai Uski Muhabbat Ka Andaz.

    Khafa To Karta Hai Par Mana Nahi Sakta.


  •   Category: Sorry SMS Jokes   Send To Mobile  
  • Ye Dil Torrna Nahi
    Is Suhanay Rastay Main Kabhi Apni Rah Morrna Nahi.

    Hath Main Hath Rakhna, Ye Hath Kabhi Chhorna Nahi.

    Ho Jaye Jo Kabhi Koi Ghalti Mujhse.

    To Naraz Ho Kar Kabhi Ye Dil Torrna Nahi.


  •   Category: Sorry SMS Jokes   Send To Mobile  
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