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Dhump's Profile on Funny SMS

Name: Dhump
Location: DGK, Pak
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Member Since: 03 Aug 2007

About Dhump:

I Love FUNNY SMS

List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Dhump


  • Meri Mohabbat Ayaan Nahi Hai
    Meri Mohabbat Ayaan Nahi Hai
    Na Kuch Kahon Tou Ye Mat Samajhna...
    K
    Tum Ko Main Chahta Nahi Hoon
    Magar
    Kisi Se Kaha Nahi Hy
    Kabhi Kisi Se Nahi Kahon Ga
    Khamoshiyon Ki Zubaan Ka Qayal
    Main Chup Rahon Ga
    Bas Ek Rastaa!
    Nazar Ka Rasta Khula Rahe Ga
    Agar
    Nigahon Ki Baat Samjho Tou Ye Samajhna
    K
    Chahaton Ka Muqaam Hy Dil Mein
    Meri Mohabbat Nihaan Hy Dil Mein.


  •   Category: Urdu Poetry SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Bachay Khuchay Pakistaniyo Ko
    - Saylab
    - Mehngai
    - Target Killing
    - Ghurbat
    - Bomb Blast
    - Military Operations
    - Load Shedding
    Aur
    - Terrorist Activities
    Se Bach Jany Waly Tamam

    Bachay Khuchay Tarastay Aur Sisaktay aur DHEET Pakistaniyo

    Ko Meri Taraf Se 14 August Mubarak.


  •   Category: Independence Day   Send To Mobile  
  • Aj Mujh Se Lipat K So Jao
    Aj Mujh Se Lipat K So Jao,
    Aj Kro Kuch Aisa Mujh Me Kho Jao

    Apne Nazuk Se Malmal Se Jism Ki Khushbu Se,
    Mere Badan Ko Mehka K So Jao

    Musalsal Sans Se Sans Jor Do Jana,
    Aj Mere Tan Se Apna Tan Mila K So Jao

    Chand Si Chandni Me Taaro Ka Dikhao Jalwa,
    Aj Mujhe Pyar Do Ya Pyar Kar K So Jao.


  •   Category: Urdu Poetry SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Chale Hum Maikhane Mein
    Mohabbat Yahan Bikti Hai Ishq Nilam Hota Hai

    Bharose Ka Katal Yahan Khule Aam Hota Hai

    Zamane Se Thokar Mili To Chale Hum Maikhane Mein

    Aur Wahi Zamana Humein Sharabi Ka Naam Saare Aam Deta Hai.


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  • Dil Ko Sambhaalo Aur So Jao
    !!! SO JAO !!!

    Apnay Dil Ko Sambhaalo Aur So Jao,

    Aansu Aankhon Mein Chupa Lo Aur So Jao,

    Kuch Nahi Milta Ishq Mein Siwaye Iss K,

    Gham Ki Barish Mein Naha Lo Aur So Jao,

    Chor Do Yeh Raaton Ko Dair Tak Jaagna,

    Uss Ki Yaad Dil Se Mita Lo Aur So Jao,

    Ishq Mein Hamysha BeWafaye Hi Hoti Hai,

    Yeh Baat Zehen Mein Bitha Lo Aur So Jao....

    GOOD NIGHT


  •   Category: Good Night SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Amazing Love Story of The Year
    Amazing Love Story of The Year...

    GIRL: Aur Mera Kutta Kesa Hai?
    BOY: Mai Theek Kamini Tu Bol?

    GIRL: Mai B thek or Zaleel kya Ho Raha Hai?
    BOY: Kuch ni Ullu ki Pathi Tu Bata.

    GIRL: Mai Tujh Se Bat Kar Rahi Hu na Manhoos
    BOY: Acha Kamini

    GIRL: Chal Dafa ho Kuttay
    BOY: Tu Bhi Phut Lay

    This is Called True Lovers :-)


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  • Santa Banta in Exam Hall
    Santa and Banta in Examination Hall:

    Santa: Exam Sheet pe Starting main kya likh Don?




    Banta: "Is Answer Sheet Pe jo bhi likha hoga

    Wo kisi Question aur Teacher aur School se related nahin hain

    And ye sub imiginary aur iska ksi se koi Sarokar Nahin Hai" :-)


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