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Haya Ali's Profile on Funny SMS

Name: Haya Ali
Location: Karachi
Country: Pakistan
Member Since: 04 Dec 2015

About Haya Ali:

A Phisician

List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Haya Ali


  • Serious Ladai
    Sardar Aur Pathan K Beech Me Fight Ho Rahi Thi..

    Sardar: Saale Me Tere Kapde Phaad K Tujhe Nanga Ker Dunga.

    Pathan: Dekho Yara, Serious Ladai Me
    Romantic Baat Mat Kero Warna
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    ,
    ,
    Hamara Mood Ban Jayega.. :-D

    Hhahaha


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  • Pitaai
    Sardar: Aaj Mujh Ko Papa Ne Bohat Peetta..

    Pathan: Wo Kyun.?

    Sardar: Me Ne To Sirf Itna Pucha Tha K
    "KAMINE" Film Dekhne Chalo Gy Ya Ghar Pe Hi "BLUE" Film Dekhogy. :-D

    Hhahahaha


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  • Bluetooth
    Pathan Apna Mobile(Smartphone) Leke Dentist K Pass Gaya..

    Doctor: Ji Kiya Takleef Hai Aapko.??

    Pathan: O Yara Takleef Humko Nahi
    Balke Hamare Mobile Ko Hai,
    Humko Batao K Is Me
    Bluetooth Kahan Hota Hai.? :-D

    Hhahaha


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  • Maza
    Q: Why Engineers Don't Study
    Whole Year & Spend Nights B4 Exam.?
    ..
    Answer: Bcoz Kinary K Sukoon Se
    Hume Inkar To Nahi,
    Magar Toofan Me Kashti Nikalne Ka Maza Kuch Aur Hi Hota Hai.. :-D


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  • Sabse Pehle
    Teacher To Student:
    Beta Answer Sheet Per Sabse Pehle Kiya Likhna Chahiye.?

    Student: IS SHEET PER LIKHE GAYE ANSWER KHAYALI HEN,
    JINKA KISI BHI BOOK SE KOI WAASTA NAHI HAI.. :-D

    Hhahaha


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  • Funny Tips
    Funny Tips..

    * Dost Hamesha Badsoorat Banaen,
    Ta K Selfi Lety Waqt Aap Hi Piyary Lagen..

    * Chahy Jitny Marzi DAM Bana Lo
    Magar Wo Teesri Class Wala Kawwa Piyasa Hi Rahy Ga..

    * Jab Kisi Se Mohabbat Hony Lagy To Sadqa Diya Karen,
    Mohabbat Hogi To Mil Jayegi, Bala Hogi To Tall Jayegi..

    * Mard Ko Mohabbat Us Aurat Se Hoti Hai Jo Uski Baat Puri Tawajja Se Sunti Hai,
    Aur Shadi Us Aurat Se Ho Jati Hai Jo Uski Ek Nahi Sunti..

    * Agar "Heer Ranjha" Aaj Kal K Daur Me Hoty To,
    Ranjhy Ny "Easy Load" K Chakron Me Hi Kangal Ho Jana Tha..

    * Nasihat Kisy Karen Sahib,
    Yahan To Her Shakhs Kehta Hai "Mennu Pata Hai"..

    * Ek Sawal Ka Jawab Chahiye,
    Agar Nikah K Liye Gawah Na Mily To
    Kiya Watan Ki Mitti Gawah Ho Sakti Hai..?

    :-D :-) Hahaha


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  • Thanda Mizaj
    Wo Bohat Tamizdaar, Suljhi Hui
    Aur Thandy Mizaj Ki Larki Thi,,
    Aur Phir

    Darzi Ny Uska Naya Suit
    Kharab Ker K Us K
    Thandy Mizaj Ki
    Aisi Ki Tesi Ker Di.. :-D

    Hhahahha


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  • Fridge
    Boy: Tum Itni Moti Q Ho.??

    Girl: Hamara Fridge Jo Kharab Hai..

    Boy: To Phir.??

    Girl: To Phir Sab Kuch Khana Parta Hai.. ;-D

    Hhahaha


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  • Fan
    Fan To Hamary Bhi Bohat Hen,,,

    Magar,,

    ,

    Sary K Sary Chhat Se Latky Huwe Hen.. :-D

    Hahhahaha


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  • Judai Aan Pohnchi Hai
    Zara Thehro..!

    Mujhy Mehsoos Kerny Do,

    Judaai Aan Pohnchi Hai..

    Mujhy Tum Se Bicharna Hai..

    Tumhari Muskurahat, Guftugu, Khamoshyan, Sab Kuch Bhulana Hai..

    Tumhary Sath Guzry Sandli Lamhon Ko Is Dil Me Basana Hai..

    Tumhari Khuwab Si Aankhon Me Apny Aks Ki Perchai Ko Mehsus Kerny Do,

    Zara Thehro Mujhy Tanhai Ko Mehsus Kerny Do..

    Zara Thehro Mujhy Mehsus Kerny Do Aziyyat Se Bhary Lamhy,,

    Bicharty Waqt K Qissay K Jab Khamosh Ankhon K Kinaron Per

    Mohabbat Jal Rahi Hogi

    Kai Jumly Labon Ki Kapkapahat Se Hi Pathar Ho Rahy Hongy..

    Mujhy In Pathron Me Ben Kerti Chikhti Goyaai ko Mehsus Kerny Do,

    Zara Thehro Mujhy Tanhai Ko Mehsus Kerny Do,

    Zara Thehro Mujhy Mehsus Kerny Do

    Tere Baad Ka Manzar, Dil-e-Barbad Ka Manzar..

    Jahan Per Aarzuon K Jawan Lashon Pe Koi Ro Raha Hoga..

    Mujhy In Sard Lamhon Me Sisakty Dard Ki Gehrai Ko Mehsus Kerny Do.

    Zara Thehro Mujhy Tanhai Ko Mehsus Kerny Do..

    Zara Thehro Mujhy Mehsus Kerna Hai Judai Aan Pohnchi Hai,

    Mujhy Tum Se Bicharna Hai Aziyyat Se Bhary Lamhy,

    Bicharty Waqt K Qissay, Tumhary Baad Ka Manzar,

    Dil-e-Barbad Ka Manzar..

    Zara Thehro Mujhy Mehsus Kerny Do..!


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  • Sadiyon Ka Mosam
    Kisi Kamry K Kony Me Beth Ker Koi Aashiq

    Aaj Phir Aansu Bahayega..

    Phir Chal Para Hai Sadiyon Ka Mosam Yaaro,,

    Phir Kisi Ki Jaan Ko Koi Anjan Le Jayega..

    Piyar Aur Dard Ka Bohat Purana Nata Hai,,

    Jo Hamari Qismat Me Nahi Hota Na,,

    Aksar Dil Unhi Pe Aata Hai..

    Jis K Bina Ek Pal Nahi Kat'ta Tha,,

    Us K Bina Puri Zindgi Wo Kese Bitayega..??


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  • Bewakoof
    Boy: Kal 125 Logon Ko Bewakoof Banaya.

    Dost: Wo Kese..??

    Boy: Niche Dekho..

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    Bas, Aise Hi.. :-D
    HaHaHa...
    Ab 126 HOGAYE...:-)


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