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Haya Ali's Profile on Funny SMS

Name: Haya Ali
Location: Karachi
Country: Pakistan
Member Since: 04 Dec 2015

About Haya Ali:

A Phisician

List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Haya Ali


  • Qualities Of KISSES
    Qualities Of KISSES..

    Sweetest Kiss: On Forehead.
    Loveliest Kiss: On Cheeks.
    Most Romantic Kiss: On Lips.
    And The Hottest Kiss Is:
    ,
    ,
    ,
    ,
    On The Bike’s Silencer After It Has Run 100km.
    JUST TRY IT.. :-D

    Hhahaha


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  • 4 CHEEZEN
    4 CHEEZEN..

    4 Cheezen Rizq Ko Barhati Hen..
    1- Tahajjud Ki Namaz Parhna.\
    2- Kasrat Se Astagfar Kerna.
    3- Kasrat Se Sadqa Dena.
    4- Kasrat Se Zikr-e-Allah Kerna.
    ..
    4 Cheezen Badan Me Quwwat Peda Kerti Hen..
    1- Gosht Khana.
    2- Khushboo Sunghna.
    3- Kasrat Se Ghusal Kerna.
    4- Suti Kapra Pehanna.
    ..
    4 Cheezen Aqal Ko Barhati Hen..
    1- Fuzul Kalaam Tark kerna.
    2- Miswak Kerna.
    3- Sualiheen ki Majlis Me Bethna.
    4- Ulmaa Kiraam Ki Suhbat Ikhtyar Kerna.

    Good Morning..


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  • Bhutto Niklay Ga
    Butto Ki Nawasi Ny Angrez Se Shadi Ker Li,,

    Ab Wo Waqt Bhi Door Nahi Jab

    Angrezon K Ghar Se Bhi Bhutto Niklay Ga.. :-D

    Micheal Bhutto, David Bhutto etc...

    Hhahahaha


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  • Khubsurat Zindagi
    Khubsurat Zindagi Khud-bakhud Nahi Ban Jati,,

    Balke Is Ki Tameer Rozana Ki Duaon Per Hoti Hai..

    DUA KIJIYE, DUA DIJIYE, DUA LIJIYE..

    Meri Dil Ki Gehraai Se Ye Dua Hai K

    Allah Paak Aap Ki Khubsurat Zindagi Ko

    Deen-o-Dunya Ki Tamam Khushyon Se Malamaal Ker De..

    Aameen..

    Good Morning..


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  • Darr
    Admi Dost Se: Kal Raat
    Meri Bivi Pani Oiny Uthi To
    Ek Chudail Ko Dekh Kr Itna Dari K Usy Bukhar Ho Gaya.
    Doctor Ny Kaha Hai K Kitchen Me Laga Sheesha Utar Len,
    Warna Agli Baar Wo Nahi Bachy Gi..

    Dost: Yaar Tumhen Dar Nahi Lagta.??

    Admi: Me "Ayat-al-Kursi" Parh Ker Sota Hun Na.. :-D

    Hahhaha


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  • Breaking News
    Breaking News..!

    "Pappu Ny Kal Raat
    Be-rozgaari Se Tang Aa Ker
    ,
    Pankhy Me Rassi Daal Ker
    ,
    ,
    ,
    Jhatkay Se Pankha Utara,
    Aur
    ,
    ,
    Bechny Chala Gaya.. :-D

    Hahahha


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  • Bachat
    Bacha: Papa Aap K Liye Ek Khushkhabri Hai.

    Papa: Wo Kiya Beta.?

    Bacha: Aap Ny Kaha Tha Na K Agar
    Me Pass Ho Gaya To Aap Mujhy Cycle La Ker Do Gy..

    Papa: Haan Kaha Tha Phir Kiya Tum Pass Ho Gaye??

    Bacha: Nahi Papa, Khushkhabri Ye
    Hai K Me Ny Aap K Paise Bacha Liye.. :-D

    Hhahaha


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  • Haa Haa Haa
    Pathan To Sardar: Yara Kiya Hua??

    Sardar: O Yaar Me Jis Larki Ko Bhi Propose Kerta Hun
    Wo Mujhy Dekh Ker "Haa" Hi Bolti Hai
    Aur Wo Bhi 3 Baar;
    "Haa Haa Haa" :-D

    Hhahaha


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  • Pinky On Facebook Group
    Pinky On Facebook Group:
    Yaar Koi Bataye Ga Lahore Me Achi Biryani Kahan Milti Ha??

    Pappu: Sidhi Jinnah International Airport Ja,
    Flight Pakar Aur Karachi Aaja,
    Dono Mil Ker Khayen Gy.. :-D
    Hahhaha


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