Haya Ali's Profile on Funny SMS
Name: Haya Ali
Location: Karachi
Country: Pakistan
Member Since: 04 Dec 2015
List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Haya Ali
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Maar Peet
2 Pathan Ek Dusray Ko Gaaliyan De Rahy Thy.
Sardar Ny Samjhaya: O G Gaaliyan Mat Do
QK Jism Ka Zakham Bhar Jata Hai Magar Zuban Ka Nahi Bharta.
Tab Ja K Dono Pathano Me Maar Peet Shuru Hui.. :-D
Category: Pathan Jokes
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Kash K Koi Jadu Hota
Kash K Koi Jadu Hota..
Cake Ki Koi Dunya Hoti,
Toffee ka Ik Gaaun Hota,
Biscuit Ki Deewaren Hotin.
Candy K Darwazy Hoty,
Donut Ki Ik Khidki Hoti,
Marsh Mallow Ka Sofa Hota,
Qaleeno Pe Pizza Hota,
Takiya Mera Burger Hota,
Shwarma Ka Bistar Hota,
Pedon Pe Bhi Samosay Ugtay,
Podon Pe Bhi Pakoday Lagty,
Nal Se Mango Shake Bhi Aata,
Kheton Se Cup-cake Bhi Aata,
Ice Cream Ki Barish Hoti,
Akhroton K Olay Party,
Nutella Ka Toofan Aata,
Dary Milk K Goly Girty,
Coffee Ki Sonami Aati,
Uncle Chips Ki Kashti Hoti,
Phir Hum Ek Jazeeray Jaty,
Sahil Pe Biryani Hoti,
Seekh Kabab k Rasty Hoty,
Sheer-Maal K Kheemy Hoty,
KFC K Tohfy Milty,
MNM K Dabbay Milty,
Maway ki Ik Gudya Hoti,
Jis K Phir Hum Gudda Hoty.
Kash K Koi Jadu Hota..
Kash K Koi Jadu Hota..
Category: Mazahiya Shayari
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Pichli Mohabbat
Nahi Kerty Kabhi Bhi Yaad Hum Pichli Mohabbat Ko,
Magar Phir Bhi Tabyat Hai K Bojhal Ho Hi Jati Hai..
Gali Se Jab Guzarti Hai Wo Potay Potiyan Le Ker,,
Mere Ainak Lagany Tak Wo Ojhal Ho hi Jati Hai.. :-D
Category: Mazahiya Shayari
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Baap Ka Ehtram
Nabi Paak(S.A.W) Ny Fermaya:
1- Apny Baap Se Munh Na Phero,
Jis Ny Apny Maa Baap Se Munh Phera Us Ny Kufr Kiya.
2- Baap Ki Baten Ghor Se Suno Ta k Dusron Ki Na Sunni Paren.
3- Baap Ka Ehtram Kero Ta K Tumhari Aulad Tumhara Ehtram Kary.
4- Baap K Samny Ooncha Na Bolo Warna Allah Tumhen Nicha Ker Dega.
5- Baap K Samny Nazar Jhuka K Rakhy Ta K Allah Tumhen Dunya Me Buland Rakhy.
6- Baap Ki Sakhti Bardasht Kero Ta K Ba Kamal Ho Sako.
7- Baap K Ansu Tumhary Dukh Se Na Giren Warna Allah Taala Tumhen Jannat Se Gira Dengy.
Allah Taala Hamen Apny Walden Ka Ehtram Kerny Ki Tofeeq Ata Fermaye.
Aameen..
Category: Fathers Day SMS
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Muzakrat
Breaking News:
Corona or PPP Me Muzakrat Kamyab.
PPP Sunday Ko Karachi Me Rally Nikaly Gi.
Corona Ny Wada Kiya Hai K Wo Monday Se Phelna Start Hoga.. :-D
Hhahhaha
Category: Urdu Funny SMS
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Ishq Kahan Khatam Hua
Tujh Se Bichray Hen Magar Ishq Kahan Khatam Hua,
Ye Wo Jeeti Hui Bazi Hai Jo Haari Na Gai..
Tu Hai Wo Khuwab Jo Aankhon Se Utara Na Gaya,
Tu Wo Khuwahish Hai Jo Hum Se Kabhi Maari Na Gai..!
Category: Urdu Love SMS
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Fawad Chodhry K Bayanat
Wazeer Science And Technology "Fawad Chodhry" k
Talented Experiments:
1- Larky ko English me He kehty hen,
aur agar zyada larky hon to "Hehehe" kehty hen.
2- "Hoo" kero to munh se Thandi aur
"Haa" kero to munh se Garam Hawa Nikalti hai.
3- Insan ek Waterproof Jandar hai,
jitna marzi naha le, Pani andar nahi jata.
4- Agar aapke bachy Mitti Khaty hen to
unhen Cement bhi khila den ta ke Bunyad Pakki hojaye.
5- Suraj raat ko bhi nikalta hai,
lekin andhery ki waja se nazar nahi aata.
6- F16 itna tez nahi jata jitna
Hathori lagny se Badam Palang k nichy jata hai.
7- Subha subha Samandar se Dhuwan is liye
uthta hai qk Machliyan apna Nashta Pakati hen.. :-D
Hhahahaha
Category: Urdu Funny SMS
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SOPs
15 September Se Tamam Taleemi Idary Khol Diye Jayengy.
In K Liye "SOPs" Bhi Tayyar Ker Liye Gaye Hen,,
Ek Din Teachers Aayengy Aur
Ek Din Students.. :-D
Hhahaha
Category: Student SMS Jokes
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