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Haya Ali's Profile on Funny SMS

Name: Haya Ali
Location: Karachi
Country: Pakistan
Member Since: 04 Dec 2015

About Haya Ali:

A Phisician

List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Haya Ali


  • Bakray Ki Raan
    Pathan: Bakray Ki Raan Kidhar Gai?
    Qasaai: Bakra Langra Tha Janab.

    Pathan: Aur Dil Kidhar Hai?
    Qasaai: Wo To Bakri Le Gai.

    Pathan: Acha Dimagh To Hoga.
    Qasaai: Sorry Khan Saab, Bakra Pathan Tha.. :-D

    Hahahhaha


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  • Sunday K Din
    Quaid-e-Azam K 14 Nukaat Me
    Ye Kahan Likha Hai K
    Larkiyan Sunday K Din Ki
    Starting Washing Machine Laga Ker Hi Karen.. :-D

    Hhahaha
    Happy Sunday


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  • Sunday K Din
    Quaid-e-Azam K 14 Nukaat Me
    Ye Kahan Likha Hai K
    Larkiyan Sunday K Din Ki
    Starting Washing Machine Laga Ker Hi Karen.. :-D

    Hhahaha
    Happy Sunday


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  • New Year Se Pehly
    Zara Sa Muskura Dena
    New Year Se Pehly..
    Her Gham Ko Bhula Dena
    New Year Se Pehly..
    .
    Na Socho Kis Kis Ny Dil Dukhaya
    Sab Ko Maaf Ker Dena
    New Year Se Pehly..
    .
    Kiya Pata Phir Moqa Mily Na Mily
    Is Liye Dil Ko Saaf Ker Dena
    New Year Se Pehly..
    .
    Kahin Ye Msg Koi Aap Ko Na Bhej De
    Is Liye New Year Ki Mubarakbaad
    New Year Se Pehly.. :-)

    Happy New Year..


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  • HELLO 2018
    GOODBYE 2017..

    HELLO 2018.
    Please Be A Good Year
    And Bring Smile And
    Happiness To My Family
    And Friends..

    Happy New Year 2018.


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  • Color TV
    Ek Bewakoof Naya TV Ghar Laya
    Aur Usay Pani Me Daal Diya..

    Bivi: Ye Kiya Ker Rahy Ho??

    Bewakoof: Ary Pagal, Me Check
    Ker Raha Hun K is Color TV Ka
    Color To Nahi Utre Ga.. :-D

    Hhahaha


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  • Aasan Tarika
    Bhikari: Me Ny Ek Kitab Likhi Hai
    Jiska naam Hai;
    "Paise Kamany K 100 Tariky"

    Raahgir: To Phir Tum
    Bheek Q Maang Rahy Ho.?

    Bhikari: QK Ye Un 100 Tariko
    Me Sab Se Aasan Tarika Hai.. :-D

    Hhahaha


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  • Zebra Crossing
    Pathan Zebra Crossing K
    Black & White Lines Per
    Baar Baar Idhar Udhar Chal Raha Tha..

    Dost: Khan Saab Ye Aap Kiya ker Rahy Ho??

    Pathan: Ye Khana Kharab Ka
    Bacha PIANO Aakhir Baj Q Nahi Raha.. :-D

    Hhahahaha


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  • Phupo
    Wife On Phone:
    "Kiya Ker Rahy Ho??
    .
    Husband: "Office Me Hun,
    Bohat Kaam Hai,
    Tum Kiya Kr Rahi Ho??"
    .
    Wife: KFC Me Tumhary Pichy
    Bachon K Sath Bethi Hun Aur
    Bachy Puch Rahy Hen k Papa
    K Sath Konsi Wali Phupo
    Bethi Hen.. :-D

    Hhahaha


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  • I Love U
    Ek Hasina Per Nigahen Thehri Thin..

    Us Ki Aankhen Jheel Se Bhi Gehri Thin..

    Thak Gaya Me Usay I Love U Kehty Kehty,,

    Phir Pata Chala Yaar Wo To Behri Thi.. :-D

    Hahhaha


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  • Manzil-e-Maqsud
    Train K Ek Musafir Ny
    Railway Ko Shikayat Bheji..

    "Baki Sahulaten Beshak
    Na Barhayen, Per Toilet Me
    Loty Ki Chain Ki Lambai Thori
    Aur Barha Den k Wo Apni
    "Manzil-e-Maqsud" Tak Pohanch Saky."

    Railway Ki Taraf Se Reply Aya:
    "Lota Chain Se Bandha Hai
    Per Aap Nahi, ""Manzil-e-Maqsud"
    Ko Thora Aagy Khiska Liya Karen." :-D

    Hehehehe


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