Haya Ali's Profile on Funny SMS
Name: Haya Ali
Location: Karachi
Country: Pakistan
Member Since: 04 Dec 2015
List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Haya Ali
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SARDAR JI
Ek Aadmi Sardar Ji Ki Minnat Kar Raha Tha
K Apni Beti Ki SHADI Mujh Se
Kar Do Me Larki K WAZAN
K Barabar Sona Dunga.
Sardar: Mujhe Kuch Waqt Do.
Aadmi: Kya Larki Se Puchne K Liye.?
Sardar: Are Nahi! Apni Beti Ka WAZAN Barhane K Liye.. :-D
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Category: Sardar Ji SMS
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kHUWAHISH
Har Larki Ki Khuwahish.
Shuhar Mera WHITE Ho.
Lambi Is Ki HEIGHT Ho.
Gussa Is Ka LIGHT Ho.
Kamai Is Ki TIGHT Ho.
Dinar Rozana CANDLE LIGHT Ho.
Jab Saas Se Meri FIGHT Ho.
TO wOh Kahe K Begum Tum Hi RIght hO.
Category: Happy Marriage SMS
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Hope
Every Night We Go To Bed
Without Any Assurance Of
Being Alive The Next Morning
But Still We Set The Alarm To Wake Up..
That's Called Hope..
Good Night..
Category: Good Night SMS
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Golden Words
Golden Words..
* Itni Jaldi Dunya Ki Koi Cheez Nahi Badalti
Jitni Jaldi Insan Ki Niyat Aur Nazren Badal Jati Hen..
* Raabty Bata Dety Hen K Dil Me Kitni Qadar Hai
Warna Kehny Ko To Sab Hi Apny Hoty Hen..
* Khamoshi Se Ki Gai Dua Aur Mohabbat
Dono Bohat Taqat Rakhty Hen..
* Agar Kisi Ko Takleef De Ker Bhi Achy Se
So Lety Ho To Apny Zameer Ka Janaza Parh Lo
Q K Wo Wafat Pa Chuka Hai..
* Afsos Ki Baat Hai K Hum Neki Us Waqt Kerty Hen
Jab Hum Buraai Kerny K Qabil Nahi Rehty..
Category: Motivational Quotes
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Car Wash
Ek Aadmi Car Dho Raha Tha..
Paas Se Guzarty Ek Dost Ny Pucha:
Kiya Car Dho Rahy Ho??
Admi Ghusse Se: Nahi Pani De Raha Hun,
Shayad Bari Ho Ker Bas Ban Jaye.. :-D
Hhahahaha
Category: Urdu Funny SMS
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Ramzan Aa Raha Hai
Dil Me Phir Se Khushyon Ka Pegham Aa Raha Hai,,
Hum Se Milny Bohat Piyara Mehman Aa Raha Hai..
Ye Jaan Ker Khushi Se Hum Sar-Shaar Ho Gaye,,
Ho "Mubarak" Momino, Phir Se Ramzan Aa Raha Hai..!
Category: Ramadan Day SMS
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