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Haya Ali's Profile on Funny SMS

Name: Haya Ali
Location: Karachi
Country: Pakistan
Member Since: 04 Dec 2015

About Haya Ali:

A Phisician

List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Haya Ali


  • How Long
    Pathan Interview Deny Gaya..

    Interviewer: What Did U Do Before?

    Pathan: I Was In Army.

    Interviewer: How Long Were U In Army??

    Pathan: 5 Foot 11 Inch.. :-D

    Hahhaha


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  • Aap Milay
    Akele Ja Rahy Thy Zindagi K Raasty Per,
    Tanha,,
    Udaas,,
    Gham Ka Mara
    Aur
    Thaka Hua..
    .
    Phir Ek Morr Per
    Aap Milay,
    Aur
    .
    .
    .
    Baki Zndagi Ka Bhi
    SATTIYA-NAAS Ho Gaya.. :-D

    Hhahaha


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  • Lehar Ko Piyar Tha
    Ek Lehar Ko Piyar Tha Kinary Se..

    Per Shadi Ho Gai Sagar Se..

    Kinary Ki Chahat Lehar Ko Khinch Lati Hai,,

    Per Badnaam Na Ho Mohabbat Isi Liye Wo Loat Jati Hai..!


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  • Aap Jesi Zindagi
    Apni Zindagi Pe Allah Ka Shuker Ada Karen..
    .
    Aur
    Un Logon Ko Dekhen
    Jin Ki Zindagi
    Aap Se Bhi Bad-Tareen Hai,
    Aur Wo
    Aap Jesi Zindagi Guzarna Chahty Hen..!

    Have A Nice Day..


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  • Ghalti
    Pathan Ne Ghalti Se Kisi
    Aur K No. Per 100 ka Balance Bhej Dia.
    Phir Call ki:
    "O Yara Hamara 100 Ka Balance Wapis Kero"

    Puppu:
    Mere Paas to Sirf 80 Aaya Hai.

    Pathan:
    Ruko Yara Hum 20 Aur Bhejta Hai.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  •   Category: Pathan Jokes   Send To Mobile  
  • Ghar Ya Jail
    Ek Qaidi 7 Saal K Baad Jail Se Bhaag Gaya
    Aur Bari Mushkil Se Chupta Chupata Apny Ghar Pohncha..

    Bivi Ny Us Ko Dekhty Hi Kaha:
    TV Per To Bata Rahy Thy K
    Tum 8 Bajy K Bhaagy Huwe Ho,
    Itni Dair Kahan Thy.??

    Qaidi Ny Ye Suna Aur
    Khamoshi Se Wapas Jail Ki
    Taraf Chal Para.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  •   Category: Urdu Funny SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Aye Mutton Piyare Mutton
    Aye Mutton Piyare Mutton,
    Paak Mutton Paak Mutton,
    Aye Mere Piyare Mutton..

    Tujh Ko Kha Ker Meri Hongi
    Bari Haddiyan Mazboot,,
    Azm Mera Hai Tujhy Kha K
    Ho Jaun Masroor..

    Teri Boti Me Maza Hai
    Teri Chaanpon Me Suroor,,
    Jaan Fiza Gosht Hai Tera
    To Ye Bechain Hai Mann..

    Aye Mere Piyare Mutton..
    Aye Mutton Piyare Muttonn.. :-D


  •   Category: Mazahiya Shayari   Send To Mobile  
  • FOR BURMA MUSLIMS
    (FOR BURMA MUSLIMS)

    Her Su Rawan Hen Khoon Ki Nadyan,
    Zibt Ka Bandhan Toot Gaya Hai..
    BADR Ki Manind Foj Na Aai,,
    MOLA Tu Q Rooth Gaya Hai??
    .
    Kon Hai Apna Is Dunya Me,
    Kis Ko Apny Zkhm Dikhaen,,
    Kis Se il Ker Gham Banten Hum,
    Kis Ko Apna Haal Sunaen??
    .
    Koi Na Aya Apni Madad Ko,
    Sadty Lashay Sab Ny Dekhy,
    EID Manai Sab Ny Mola,
    Kat'ty Bachy Sab Ny Dekhy..
    .
    Zulm Ki Chakki Q Nahi Thamti?
    Kab Tak Yunhi Pisty Rahengy?
    Maaen Behne Puch Rahi Hen,,
    Bachay Kab Tak Kat'ty Rahengy??
    .
    Soi Hui Hai Ummat Sari,
    Tu Hi Madad Ko Aa Ja Mola..
    Phool Se Bachy Tujh Ko Pukaren,
    Un Ki Madad Ko Aaja Mola..
    .
    Sabr Ka Daman Chhoot Gaya Hai,
    Mola Tu Q Rooth Gaya Hai..?


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  • Gandi Baaten
    Girl 1: Yaar Ye Larky Aapas
    me Kitni Gandi Baaten karte hen..
    .
    .
    Girl 2: Kitni Gandi ?
    .
    Girl 3: Aray Jitni Hum Aapas me karte hen.
    .
    .
    Girl 2: Haaaw Itni Gandi ?:-D

    Hahahha


  •   Category: Dirty SMS / Jokes   Send To Mobile  
  • I Is Very Important
    How Can U "SM_LE"
    Without "I"

    How Can U Be "F_NE"
    Without "I"

    How Can U "W_SH"
    Without "I"

    How Can U Be "FR_END"
    Without "I"

    "I" Is Very Important..
    But "I" Can Never
    Achieved S_ccess
    Without "U".. :-)

    I Miss U..


  •   Category: English Friendship SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Film Ka Naam
    Santa: Kal Raat 3 Ghante Tak
    English Picture Ki CD Dekhi,
    Magar Na Koi Tasveer Thi Aur
    Na Hi Koi Awaz..

    Banta: Film Ka Naam Kiya Tha Re??

    Santa:
    "PLEASE INSERT THE DISC" :-D

    Hhahaha


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  • Watan Ki Mitti
    Mazhab K Naam Per Zulm-o-Sitam Hum Nahi Kerty..

    Wafa Ki Aad Me Siyasat Hum Nahi Kerty..

    Zameen Ki Kokh Me Bhi Jaty Hen To Ghusal Ker K,,

    Watan Ki Mitti Ko Napak Hum Nahi Kerty..!

    Happy Independence Day..


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