Haya Ali's Profile on Funny SMS
Name: Haya Ali
Location: Karachi
Country: Pakistan
Member Since: 04 Dec 2015
About Haya Ali:
A Phisician
List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Haya Ali
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How Long
Pathan Interview Deny Gaya..
Interviewer: What Did U Do Before?
Pathan: I Was In Army.
Interviewer: How Long Were U In Army??
Pathan: 5 Foot 11 Inch.. :-D
Hahhaha
Category: Pathan Jokes
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Aap Milay
Akele Ja Rahy Thy Zindagi K Raasty Per,
Tanha,,
Udaas,,
Gham Ka Mara
Aur
Thaka Hua..
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Phir Ek Morr Per
Aap Milay,
Aur
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Baki Zndagi Ka Bhi
SATTIYA-NAAS Ho Gaya.. :-D
Hhahaha
Category: Urdu Friendship SMS
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Aap Jesi Zindagi
Apni Zindagi Pe Allah Ka Shuker Ada Karen..
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Aur
Un Logon Ko Dekhen
Jin Ki Zindagi
Aap Se Bhi Bad-Tareen Hai,
Aur Wo
Aap Jesi Zindagi Guzarna Chahty Hen..!
Have A Nice Day..
Category: Islamic SMS
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Ghalti
Pathan Ne Ghalti Se Kisi
Aur K No. Per 100 ka Balance Bhej Dia.
Phir Call ki:
"O Yara Hamara 100 Ka Balance Wapis Kero"
Puppu:
Mere Paas to Sirf 80 Aaya Hai.
Pathan:
Ruko Yara Hum 20 Aur Bhejta Hai.. :-D
Hahhaha
Category: Pathan Jokes
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Ghar Ya Jail
Ek Qaidi 7 Saal K Baad Jail Se Bhaag Gaya
Aur Bari Mushkil Se Chupta Chupata Apny Ghar Pohncha..
Bivi Ny Us Ko Dekhty Hi Kaha:
TV Per To Bata Rahy Thy K
Tum 8 Bajy K Bhaagy Huwe Ho,
Itni Dair Kahan Thy.??
Qaidi Ny Ye Suna Aur
Khamoshi Se Wapas Jail Ki
Taraf Chal Para.. :-D
Hahhaha
Category: Urdu Funny SMS
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Aye Mutton Piyare Mutton
Aye Mutton Piyare Mutton,
Paak Mutton Paak Mutton,
Aye Mere Piyare Mutton..
Tujh Ko Kha Ker Meri Hongi
Bari Haddiyan Mazboot,,
Azm Mera Hai Tujhy Kha K
Ho Jaun Masroor..
Teri Boti Me Maza Hai
Teri Chaanpon Me Suroor,,
Jaan Fiza Gosht Hai Tera
To Ye Bechain Hai Mann..
Aye Mere Piyare Mutton..
Aye Mutton Piyare Muttonn.. :-D
Category: Mazahiya Shayari
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FOR BURMA MUSLIMS
(FOR BURMA MUSLIMS)
Her Su Rawan Hen Khoon Ki Nadyan,
Zibt Ka Bandhan Toot Gaya Hai..
BADR Ki Manind Foj Na Aai,,
MOLA Tu Q Rooth Gaya Hai??
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Kon Hai Apna Is Dunya Me,
Kis Ko Apny Zkhm Dikhaen,,
Kis Se il Ker Gham Banten Hum,
Kis Ko Apna Haal Sunaen??
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Koi Na Aya Apni Madad Ko,
Sadty Lashay Sab Ny Dekhy,
EID Manai Sab Ny Mola,
Kat'ty Bachy Sab Ny Dekhy..
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Zulm Ki Chakki Q Nahi Thamti?
Kab Tak Yunhi Pisty Rahengy?
Maaen Behne Puch Rahi Hen,,
Bachay Kab Tak Kat'ty Rahengy??
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Soi Hui Hai Ummat Sari,
Tu Hi Madad Ko Aa Ja Mola..
Phool Se Bachy Tujh Ko Pukaren,
Un Ki Madad Ko Aaja Mola..
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Sabr Ka Daman Chhoot Gaya Hai,
Mola Tu Q Rooth Gaya Hai..?
Category: Sad Poetry SMS
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Gandi Baaten
Girl 1: Yaar Ye Larky Aapas
me Kitni Gandi Baaten karte hen..
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Girl 2: Kitni Gandi ?
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Girl 3: Aray Jitni Hum Aapas me karte hen.
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Girl 2: Haaaw Itni Gandi ?:-D
Hahahha
Category: Dirty SMS / Jokes
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I Is Very Important
How Can U "SM_LE"
Without "I"
How Can U Be "F_NE"
Without "I"
How Can U "W_SH"
Without "I"
How Can U Be "FR_END"
Without "I"
"I" Is Very Important..
But "I" Can Never
Achieved S_ccess
Without "U".. :-)
I Miss U..
Category: English Friendship SMS
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Film Ka Naam
Santa: Kal Raat 3 Ghante Tak
English Picture Ki CD Dekhi,
Magar Na Koi Tasveer Thi Aur
Na Hi Koi Awaz..
Banta: Film Ka Naam Kiya Tha Re??
Santa:
"PLEASE INSERT THE DISC" :-D
Hhahaha
Category: Santa Banta Jokes
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Watan Ki Mitti
Mazhab K Naam Per Zulm-o-Sitam Hum Nahi Kerty..
Wafa Ki Aad Me Siyasat Hum Nahi Kerty..
Zameen Ki Kokh Me Bhi Jaty Hen To Ghusal Ker K,,
Watan Ki Mitti Ko Napak Hum Nahi Kerty..!
Happy Independence Day..
Category: Independence Day
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