Haya Ali's Profile on Funny SMS
Name: Haya Ali
Location: Karachi
Country: Pakistan
Member Since: 04 Dec 2015
List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Haya Ali
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Haq Baat
Haq Pr Hun Tabhi To Khatakta Hun Sabko,,
Yunhi Nahi Me Bura Lagta Hun Sabko..
Mujhy Aata Nahi Hai Fun Sir Jhuka Kr Baat Krny Ka,,
Me Haq Ki Baat Pe Gardan Kata Deny Ka Qayel Hun..!
Category: Urdu Poetry SMS
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First Aid
Kiya Aap Janty Hen K Corona Hony Ki Surat Me
Hospital Ya ICU Me Dakhil Hony K Baad
Aapka Mobile Phone Aapki Begam K Hawaly Ker Diya Jata Hai??
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Us K Baad Aap Corona Se To Shayad Bach Jayen
Magar Begam Se Kese Bachengy??
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Khuda K Liye Ehtiyat Karen Aur Mask Pehne.. :-D
Category: Urdu Funny SMS
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Dhamki
Bivi: Me Ny Suna Hai K Shoher K kapry Press Kerna Bivi Per Farz Nahi Hai.
Shoher: Haan Theek Suna Hai.
Bivi: Haye Allah G Aap Kitny Achy Hen.
Shoher: Me Ny Bhi Suna Hai K Shoher Ko Dusri Shadi K Liye
Pehli Bivi Se Ijazat Lena Farz Nahi Hai.
Bivi Kuch Dair Baad: Black Aur Blue Suit Press Ker Diya Hai,
White Wala Shaam Ko Ker Dungi.
Shoher: Shabash, Sary K Sary Aaj Hi Ker De,
Tujhy Badi Wali Jannat Mily Gi.. :-D
Category: Urdu Funny SMS
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Kamyabi
Kamyabi Chal Ker Nahi Aati,
Hamen Us Tak Pohanchna Parta Hai
Theek Usi Tarha Jis Tarha
Her Parinday K Liye Khuda Ny Khana To Diya Hai,
Magar Us K Ghonsly Me Nahi Diya..!
Good Morning.. Happy New Year
Category: New Year SMS
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Special Prayer
I End This Year With A Special Prayer.
Please Heal The Broken People.
Make Well The Sick.
Restore Happiness To Those In Despair.
Bring Love To The Lonely,
Food To The Hungry And Peace To Our World.
Aameen..
Category: New Year SMS
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21ST CENTURY
*WELCOME TO THE 21ST CENTURY..
*Phone.....Wireless*
*Cooking..Fireless*
*Cars........Keyless*
*Food........Fatless*
*Tyres.......Tubeless*
*Tools.......Cordless*
*Dress......Sleeveless*
*Youth......Jobless*
*Leaders...Shameless*
*Attitude...Careless*
*Spouse....Fearless*
*Feeling....Heartless*
*Education..Valueless*
*Kids.......Mannerless*
*Government...Useless*
*Parliament...Clueless*
*MASSES....HELPLESS*
*Everything Is Becoming LESS but Still Our Hope in ALLAH is
..Endless.*
In fact I am *Speechless*
Because friendship remains *Priceless..*
*If u don't share this, the message is worthless..*
...:-D :-) :-0
Category: New Year SMS
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Like Comment
Girl On Chat: Me Aapko Like Kerti Hun.
Boy: Magar Me To Comment Bhi Kerta Hun. :-)
Girl: Kaminy Tu Single Hi Mary Ga.
Boy: To Tu Kon Sa Family K Sath Mary Gi.. :-D
Hhahaha
Category: Boys vs Girls SMS
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Surprise
Subha Gali Me Ek Aawaz Aai:
1000 Rupay Me Sari Zidagi Beth Ker Khayen..
Haanpty Kaanpty Derwazy Tak Pohnchy.
Bahar Nikal Kr Dekha To
Ek Chatai Wala Chatai Bech Raha Tha. :-( :-D
Category: Urdu Funny SMS
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Better Flirt
Love is a Bird' If You hold Tightly, it Dies.
If you Hold Lightly, It Flies.
But If You Hold it Nicely, It Shits in your hand.
Chhheeee..
So..
Forgot Love And
Better Flirt.. :-D
Hhahaha
Category: English Funny SMS
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More Interest
Pathan: My Gf asked me to show More Interest in her family.
Sardar: So, what did you do?
Pathan: Ab Hum Uski Sister Se Bhi Piyar Kerta Hai. :-D
Hahhaha
Category: Pathan Jokes
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