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Haya Ali's Profile on Funny SMS

Name: Haya Ali
Location: Karachi
Country: Pakistan
Member Since: 04 Dec 2015

About Haya Ali:

A Phisician

List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Haya Ali


  • Emergency
    Height Of Social Networking..

    A Boy's FB Status:
    I Am Online From Toilet..

    His Father Replied:
    Abay Gadhay Jaldi Nikal,
    Mujhy Emergency Lagi Hai.. :-D

    Hahhaha


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  • Mujhy Khana Dedo
    Faqeer: Mujhy Khana Dedo.
    Admi: Me Tuhen Sharab Dunga.
    Faqeer: Me Sharabi Nahi, Mujhy Khana Do.

    Admi: Ye Cigarette Lelo.
    Faqeer: Me Nahi Pita, Mujhy Khana Do.

    Admi: Chalo Race Lagaty Hen.
    Faqeer: Me Juwa Nahi Khelta.

    Admi: Me Tumhen GF Deta Hun.
    Faqeer: Nahi Me Apni Bivi Se Piyar Kerta Hun.

    Admi: Theek Hai Me Tumhen Khana Dunga
    Magar Pehly Tum Mere Ghar Chalo.

    Faqeer: Kyun.??
    Admi: Me Apni Wife Ko
    Dikhana Chahta Hun K Jo Log
    Sharab, Cigarette Nahi Pity,
    Juwa Nahi Khelty Aur Sirf
    Apni Bivi Se Piyar Kerty Hen
    Un ka Kiya Haal Hota Hai.. :-D

    Hahhaha


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  • Pen Drive
    Wife: Tumhen Piyar Kerna Nahi Ata..

    Husband: To Kiya Ye Bachy Internet Se Download Kiye Hen.?

    Wife: Nahi Ye To Tumhare Dost K Pen Drive Se Liye Hen.. :-D

    Hhahaha


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  • Kuch De Do
    Pathan Cycle Per Sawar Faqeer K Paas Se Guzra..

    Faqeer: Allah K Naam Per Kuch De Do..

    Pathan: Chalo Pichy Betho Hum Tum Ko Chorr De Ga.. :-D

    Hhahahha


  •   Category: Pathan Jokes   Send To Mobile  
  • THOO Hai Tu
    Tapti Germiyon Ki LOO Hai Tu..

    Dosti K Naam Per THOO Hai Tu..

    Aur Kiya Kahun Teri Tareef Me,,

    Dhuli Gaa*d Pe Chipka GOO Hai Tu.. :-)


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  • Garam Masala
    A Colgate's Salesman Comes On Pathan's Door.

    Salesman: Kiya Aap K Toothpaste Me Namak Hai.??

    Pathan: Khana Kharab Ka Bacha,
    Aaj Namak Puchta Hai,
    Kal Boly Ga Aap K Toothpaste
    Me Garam Masala Hai.. :-D

    Hhahaha


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  • Mobile Hai Kiya
    Bacha Peda Hoty Hi Bola:
    Mobile Hai Kiya.??

    Nurse: Kiya Kero Gy.??

    Bacha: GOD Ko Call Kerunga K
    Me Pohanch Gaya Hun Ab
    Meri Wali Ko Bhi Bhej Do.. :-D

    Hhahahaha


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  • Meri Qabar Per
    Meri Qabar Per Wo Mujhy Rulany Aai Hai..

    Hum Se Hai Mohabbat Ye Batany Aai Hai..

    Jab Tak Zinda Thy To Rulaya Bohat Hamen,,

    Ab Jo Chain Se Soye Hen To Jagany Aai Hai..


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  • Aapka Style Uff
    Aapka Style Uff
    Aapki Smile Uff
    Aapki Aankhen Uff
    Aapki Baaten Uff
    Aapka Chalna Uff

    Uff
    Uff
    Uff

    Koi Ek Cheez To Theek Ker Lo Aap.. :-D

    Hahhaha


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  • Paisay Lagty Hen
    Jaam Kadwa Hai Magar Itna Nahi K Piya Na Jaye..

    Zindgi Me Dard Hai Magar Itna Nahi K Jiya Na Jaye..

    SMS Keny Per Paisay Lagty Hen Magar,,

    Itnay Nahi K Kiya Na Jaye.. :-)

    Hahhaha


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  • Ek Jumma Ada Kerna
    Madina Munawwarah Me
    Ek Jumma Ada Kerna
    Dusray Shehron Me
    Ek Hazar Jumma Ada Kerny Se Behtar Hai..

    Allah Paak Hamen Bhi
    Madina Shareef Me
    Jumma Parhny Ki Sa'adat
    Naseeb Fermayen..

    Aameen..
    Jumma Mubarak..


  •   Category: Good Morning SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Sacha Piyar
    Piyar Agar Jhoota Nikly To
    Khud Ko Sambhalna Mushkil Hota Hai..

    Aur Agar

    Piyar Sacha Nikly To
    Bachon Ko Sambhalna Mushkil Hota Hai.. :-D

    Hhahaha


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  • Bivi Ko Qabu Me Rakhny Ka Tareeka
    Aaj Akhbaar Me Parha;
    "BV Ko Qabu Me Rakhny Ka Tareeka"

    Khushi Se Dil Ki Dharkan Tez Ho Gai..
    Jaldi Jaldi Pura Article Parha To
    Likha Tha K;..
    "Subha Walk Karen,
    Hari Sabziyan Zyada Khaen,
    Khany Peeny Ka Dheyan Rakhen,
    Regular Check-up Kerwaen
    Aur Ghussa Na Karen etc.."

    Ghor Se Title Parha To
    Apna Hi BP High Ho Gaya.
    Title Tha;
    "BP Ko Qabu Me Rakhny Ka Tareeka"

    Ab Shaam Me Eyes Test Kerwany Jana Hai.. :-D
    Hahhaha


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  • Dua
    Assalam u Alaikum..

    "Subha Ki Pur-Sukoon
    Roshni Ka Maalik
    Mera ALLAH Aapki
    Zindagi Ko Tamam
    Mushkilat, Aafat Aur
    Shetan K Shar
    Aur
    Zalim k Zulm Se
    Mehfooz Rakhy Aur
    Rizq Me Barkat Fermaye..

    Aameen
    Good Morning..


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