Haya Ali's Profile on Funny SMS
Name: Haya Ali
Location: Karachi
Country: Pakistan
Member Since: 04 Dec 2015
About Haya Ali:
A Phisician
List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Haya Ali
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Qualities Of KISSES
Qualities Of KISSES..
Sweetest Kiss: On Forehead.
Loveliest Kiss: On Cheeks.
Most Romantic Kiss: On Lips.
And The Hottest Kiss Is:
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On The Bike’s Silencer After It Has Run 100km.
JUST TRY IT.. :-D
Hhahaha
Category: Kiss SMS
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4 CHEEZEN
4 CHEEZEN..
4 Cheezen Rizq Ko Barhati Hen..
1- Tahajjud Ki Namaz Parhna.\
2- Kasrat Se Astagfar Kerna.
3- Kasrat Se Sadqa Dena.
4- Kasrat Se Zikr-e-Allah Kerna.
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4 Cheezen Badan Me Quwwat Peda Kerti Hen..
1- Gosht Khana.
2- Khushboo Sunghna.
3- Kasrat Se Ghusal Kerna.
4- Suti Kapra Pehanna.
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4 Cheezen Aqal Ko Barhati Hen..
1- Fuzul Kalaam Tark kerna.
2- Miswak Kerna.
3- Sualiheen ki Majlis Me Bethna.
4- Ulmaa Kiraam Ki Suhbat Ikhtyar Kerna.
Good Morning..
Category: Good Morning SMS
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Bhutto Niklay Ga
Butto Ki Nawasi Ny Angrez Se Shadi Ker Li,,
Ab Wo Waqt Bhi Door Nahi Jab
Angrezon K Ghar Se Bhi Bhutto Niklay Ga.. :-D
Micheal Bhutto, David Bhutto etc...
Hhahahaha
Category: Smile SMS
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Khubsurat Zindagi
Khubsurat Zindagi Khud-bakhud Nahi Ban Jati,,
Balke Is Ki Tameer Rozana Ki Duaon Per Hoti Hai..
DUA KIJIYE, DUA DIJIYE, DUA LIJIYE..
Meri Dil Ki Gehraai Se Ye Dua Hai K
Allah Paak Aap Ki Khubsurat Zindagi Ko
Deen-o-Dunya Ki Tamam Khushyon Se Malamaal Ker De..
Aameen..
Good Morning..
Category: Good Morning SMS
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Darr
Admi Dost Se: Kal Raat
Meri Bivi Pani Oiny Uthi To
Ek Chudail Ko Dekh Kr Itna Dari K Usy Bukhar Ho Gaya.
Doctor Ny Kaha Hai K Kitchen Me Laga Sheesha Utar Len,
Warna Agli Baar Wo Nahi Bachy Gi..
Dost: Yaar Tumhen Dar Nahi Lagta.??
Admi: Me "Ayat-al-Kursi" Parh Ker Sota Hun Na.. :-D
Hahhaha
Category: Urdu Funny SMS
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Bachat
Bacha: Papa Aap K Liye Ek Khushkhabri Hai.
Papa: Wo Kiya Beta.?
Bacha: Aap Ny Kaha Tha Na K Agar
Me Pass Ho Gaya To Aap Mujhy Cycle La Ker Do Gy..
Papa: Haan Kaha Tha Phir Kiya Tum Pass Ho Gaye??
Bacha: Nahi Papa, Khushkhabri Ye
Hai K Me Ny Aap K Paise Bacha Liye.. :-D
Hhahaha
Category: Urdu Funny SMS
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Haa Haa Haa
Pathan To Sardar: Yara Kiya Hua??
Sardar: O Yaar Me Jis Larki Ko Bhi Propose Kerta Hun
Wo Mujhy Dekh Ker "Haa" Hi Bolti Hai
Aur Wo Bhi 3 Baar;
"Haa Haa Haa" :-D
Hhahaha
Category: Sardar Ji SMS
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