Haya Ali's Profile on Funny SMS
Name: Haya Ali
Location: Karachi
Country: Pakistan
Member Since: 04 Dec 2015
About Haya Ali:
A Phisician
List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Haya Ali
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Serious Ladai
Sardar Aur Pathan K Beech Me Fight Ho Rahi Thi..
Sardar: Saale Me Tere Kapde Phaad K Tujhe Nanga Ker Dunga.
Pathan: Dekho Yara, Serious Ladai Me
Romantic Baat Mat Kero Warna
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Hamara Mood Ban Jayega.. :-D
Hhahaha
Category: Pathan Jokes
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Pitaai
Sardar: Aaj Mujh Ko Papa Ne Bohat Peetta..
Pathan: Wo Kyun.?
Sardar: Me Ne To Sirf Itna Pucha Tha K
"KAMINE" Film Dekhne Chalo Gy Ya Ghar Pe Hi "BLUE" Film Dekhogy. :-D
Hhahahaha
Category: Sardar Ji SMS
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Bluetooth
Pathan Apna Mobile(Smartphone) Leke Dentist K Pass Gaya..
Doctor: Ji Kiya Takleef Hai Aapko.??
Pathan: O Yara Takleef Humko Nahi
Balke Hamare Mobile Ko Hai,
Humko Batao K Is Me
Bluetooth Kahan Hota Hai.? :-D
Hhahaha
Category: Pathan Jokes
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Maza
Q: Why Engineers Don't Study
Whole Year & Spend Nights B4 Exam.?
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Answer: Bcoz Kinary K Sukoon Se
Hume Inkar To Nahi,
Magar Toofan Me Kashti Nikalne Ka Maza Kuch Aur Hi Hota Hai.. :-D
Category: Student SMS Jokes
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Sabse Pehle
Teacher To Student:
Beta Answer Sheet Per Sabse Pehle Kiya Likhna Chahiye.?
Student: IS SHEET PER LIKHE GAYE ANSWER KHAYALI HEN,
JINKA KISI BHI BOOK SE KOI WAASTA NAHI HAI.. :-D
Hhahaha
Category: Student SMS Jokes
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Funny Tips
Funny Tips..
* Dost Hamesha Badsoorat Banaen,
Ta K Selfi Lety Waqt Aap Hi Piyary Lagen..
* Chahy Jitny Marzi DAM Bana Lo
Magar Wo Teesri Class Wala Kawwa Piyasa Hi Rahy Ga..
* Jab Kisi Se Mohabbat Hony Lagy To Sadqa Diya Karen,
Mohabbat Hogi To Mil Jayegi, Bala Hogi To Tall Jayegi..
* Mard Ko Mohabbat Us Aurat Se Hoti Hai Jo Uski Baat Puri Tawajja Se Sunti Hai,
Aur Shadi Us Aurat Se Ho Jati Hai Jo Uski Ek Nahi Sunti..
* Agar "Heer Ranjha" Aaj Kal K Daur Me Hoty To,
Ranjhy Ny "Easy Load" K Chakron Me Hi Kangal Ho Jana Tha..
* Nasihat Kisy Karen Sahib,
Yahan To Her Shakhs Kehta Hai "Mennu Pata Hai"..
* Ek Sawal Ka Jawab Chahiye,
Agar Nikah K Liye Gawah Na Mily To
Kiya Watan Ki Mitti Gawah Ho Sakti Hai..?
:-D :-) Hahaha
Category: Urdu Funny SMS
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Thanda Mizaj
Wo Bohat Tamizdaar, Suljhi Hui
Aur Thandy Mizaj Ki Larki Thi,,
Aur Phir
Darzi Ny Uska Naya Suit
Kharab Ker K Us K
Thandy Mizaj Ki
Aisi Ki Tesi Ker Di.. :-D
Hhahahha
Category: Smile SMS
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Judai Aan Pohnchi Hai
Zara Thehro..!
Mujhy Mehsoos Kerny Do,
Judaai Aan Pohnchi Hai..
Mujhy Tum Se Bicharna Hai..
Tumhari Muskurahat, Guftugu, Khamoshyan, Sab Kuch Bhulana Hai..
Tumhary Sath Guzry Sandli Lamhon Ko Is Dil Me Basana Hai..
Tumhari Khuwab Si Aankhon Me Apny Aks Ki Perchai Ko Mehsus Kerny Do,
Zara Thehro Mujhy Tanhai Ko Mehsus Kerny Do..
Zara Thehro Mujhy Mehsus Kerny Do Aziyyat Se Bhary Lamhy,,
Bicharty Waqt K Qissay K Jab Khamosh Ankhon K Kinaron Per
Mohabbat Jal Rahi Hogi
Kai Jumly Labon Ki Kapkapahat Se Hi Pathar Ho Rahy Hongy..
Mujhy In Pathron Me Ben Kerti Chikhti Goyaai ko Mehsus Kerny Do,
Zara Thehro Mujhy Tanhai Ko Mehsus Kerny Do,
Zara Thehro Mujhy Mehsus Kerny Do
Tere Baad Ka Manzar, Dil-e-Barbad Ka Manzar..
Jahan Per Aarzuon K Jawan Lashon Pe Koi Ro Raha Hoga..
Mujhy In Sard Lamhon Me Sisakty Dard Ki Gehrai Ko Mehsus Kerny Do.
Zara Thehro Mujhy Tanhai Ko Mehsus Kerny Do..
Zara Thehro Mujhy Mehsus Kerna Hai Judai Aan Pohnchi Hai,
Mujhy Tum Se Bicharna Hai Aziyyat Se Bhary Lamhy,
Bicharty Waqt K Qissay, Tumhary Baad Ka Manzar,
Dil-e-Barbad Ka Manzar..
Zara Thehro Mujhy Mehsus Kerny Do..!
Category: Winter Season SMS
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Sadiyon Ka Mosam
Kisi Kamry K Kony Me Beth Ker Koi Aashiq
Aaj Phir Aansu Bahayega..
Phir Chal Para Hai Sadiyon Ka Mosam Yaaro,,
Phir Kisi Ki Jaan Ko Koi Anjan Le Jayega..
Piyar Aur Dard Ka Bohat Purana Nata Hai,,
Jo Hamari Qismat Me Nahi Hota Na,,
Aksar Dil Unhi Pe Aata Hai..
Jis K Bina Ek Pal Nahi Kat'ta Tha,,
Us K Bina Puri Zindgi Wo Kese Bitayega..??
Category: Sad Poetry SMS
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