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Name: faisal
Location: lahore
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Member Since: 30 Oct 2008

About faisal:

hi to all im good enough n wana good frndz..

List of Sms / Jokes posted by: faisal


  • mamu. . .
    MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar.

    Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain.

    MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha


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  • joke . . .
    Larke wale:hum ko larki pasand he shadi kb krni he?

    Larki wale:abi to larki parh rhi he. . . .

    Larke wale:Hmara beta knsa bacha he jo kitaben phaar dega . . . . .;-)


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  • Teri gali. . .
    Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan k,
    saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoyi ae,
    jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu,
    assi ohdi vi kuri Phansayi hoyi ae!!!


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  • Zara Udas Hon Lekin
    Zara Udas Hon Lekin zara masroor bhi hoon,
    Tumharay paas hoon shayed, shayed door bhi hoon,

    Youn pathrily raston pay chalna shoq nahi mera,
    Kuch mamla chahat ka hai kuch majboor bhi hoon,

    Muhabbat ho gai tum sey bas itni khata hai meri,
    Mana k mujrim hoon magar beQasoor bhi hoon.


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  • Chalo Aisa Karain Mil K
    Chalo Aisa Karain Mil K Sitary Baant Lety Hain

    Zarurat k motabik sahary baant lety hain

    Muhabat krne walon ki tijarat b anokhi hy

    Munafa chor dety hain khasaray baant lety hain

    Agar milna nhi mumkin to lehron pr kadam rakh kr

    Abi Dariya-e-Ulfat k kinary baant lety hain

    Meri jholi me jitny b wafa k phol hain inko

    Ikhathy baith kr sary baant lety hain

    Khuloos k Elawa paas apny kuch nahi Mohsin

    Isi Doulat ko hum qismat k maary baant lety hain.


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  • bora lagta hai . . .
    Tum meri yad me jalo to “bura” lagta hai,
    tum mere dedar ko tarso to “bura” lagta hai,
    ek tamnna he faqat mujh pe mehrban raho,
    tum kisi or ko dekho to “bura” lagta hai,


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  • 1 Nazam Tere Naam
    1 Nazam Tere Naam
    Ek Sham K Dhalte Saey May
    Wo samne Chup Chup Bethi Thi,

    Zuban Se To Khamosh Mgr
    Ankhon Se Sb Kch Kehti Thi,

    Chand Se Us K Chehre Pr
    Ek Ajb Udasi Chayi Thi,

    Jhel c Uski Ankhkon May,
    Ek Nami Umad Si i Thi,

    Kuch Kehna Tha Usko Mujhse,
    Jo Kehna Tha Na Keh Pai thi,

    Alfaz Na Thay Us K Paband,
    Ye Baat Batane i Thi,

    Jo Kuch Bhi Us K Dil May Tha..
    Mai Bina Sunay He Jaan Gaya,

    Uski Aankh k Ansu Ne,
    Her Baat Mujy Batayi Thi.


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  • Juda Honay Ka Andesha
    Juda Honay Ka Andesha juda hony se pehle tha,
    Wo mujh se intehai khush khafa hone se pehle tha,

    Junoon ka doar guzra to mujhe b bhool betha wo,
    Namaz-e-ishq tha lekin, qaza hone se pehle tha,

    Main kese soch sakta tha mujhy wo chor jayega,
    Bohat hi ba'wafa wo bewafa hone se pehle tha.


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  • Implanted a Woman's Ear
    A Doctor Implanted a New Ear to a man:

    Man: You idiot, You gave me a woman's ear.

    Doctor: It makes no difference.

    Man: It does, Now I can hear everything but understand nothing. :-)


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  • Always Have A Wonderful Day
    .*"Always"*.
    Welcome a New
    Day With a
    .*"Smile"*.
    On Your
    .*"Lips"*.
    .*"."*"Love"*"."*.
    In Your
    .*"."*Heart*"."*.

    .*"."*Good*"."*.
    .*"Thoughts"*.
    In Your
    *"."*Mind*"."*.
    And You Will
    .*"."*Always*"."*.
    Have a Wonderful
    *"."*"Day"*"."*
    "Good Morning"


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  • Tum Kahan Rehte Ho
    Kisi Ne Us Se Poocha!

    Tum Kahan Rehte ho.

    Us Ne Kaha

    Kisi ki Yaadon Main

    Kisi ki Dharkanoo Main

    Kisi ki Saanson Main

    Kisi ki Hasraton Main

    Kisi K Khayalon Main

    Kisi K Tasavur Main

    Kisi K Razo Main

    Kisi K Dil Main


    Aur.


    Kisi K Be-had Qareeb...!


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  • Tum Sirf Mery Hi Ho Na?
    Wo Shaks Jab

    Bi Mujh Sy Milta Tha,

    Har Baar MasoMiyat Sy Mujh Sy Poucha Karta Tha,

    K Tum Mery Hi Ho Na

    Or hum Hr Baar Us K Chehry Ko

    Apny Haathon Sy Choo Kr Qasm Khaya Kerty Thy,

    Par

    Kaash,

    Hum Ny 1 Baar Hi USS sy Pouch Liya Hota,

    K TuM B Sirf Mery Hi Ho Na.

    Sh*t, Itni Si Ghalti Se Bachi Hath Se Nikal Gayi. :-)


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  • Main Tery Lab Py Hon
    Main Tery Lab Py Hon Dareena Shikayat Ki Tarha
    Yaad Rakha Hai Mujhy Tou Ny Adawat Ki Tarha

    Chand Nikle To Mera Jism Mehek Utthta Hai
    Rooh Main Utri Hoi Taza Mohabbat Ki Tarha

    Teri Khatir To Koi Jaan B Ly Sakta Hoon
    Main Ny Chaha Hai Tujhy Ga'on Ki Izzat Ki Tarha

    Tum Meri Pahli Mohabbat To Nai Hoo Lakin
    Main Ny Chaha Hai Tumhay Pahli Mohabbat Ki Tarha


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