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Husnain Nawaz's Profile on Funny SMS

Name: Husnain Nawaz
Location: Lahore
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Member Since: 02 Jun 2015

About Husnain Nawaz:

Student

List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Husnain Nawaz


  • Aqalmand Sardar
    Sardar:
    Me E-Mail Bana Raha Hun,
    SarDar, SardarG, Sardar123,
    SardarABC..
    Magar Koi Bhi Nahi Mil Raha.. :-(

    Dost:
    Tum "Aqalmand Sardar" K
    Naam Se Banao,
    100% Mile Ga.. :-D

    Hahaha


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  • Zong Offer
    Pathan Ny 3 Logon Ko Truck K Nichy Daba Diya.

    Judge: Jab Tum Nashy Me
    Bhi Nahi Thy To Tum Ny Aisa Q Kiya??

    Pathan: Zong Walon Ki Waja Se

    Judge: Kiya Matlab??

    Pathan: Unhon Ny Kaha Tha K
    Is Offer Ko Hasil Kerny K
    Liye 3 Dabaen.. :-D

    Hhahaha


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  • Paro Ny Kaha
    Maa Ny Kaha "Facebook Chor Do"
    .
    Papa Ny Kaha "Night Pakg Chor Do"
    .
    Doston Ny Kaha "Mobile Se Balance Churana Chor Do"
    .
    Paro Ny Kaha "DEW Pina Chor Do"
    .
    Ek Din Aayega Jab Girlfriend K Bachy Bolengy
    "Mamu Ab To Hamari Mummy Ka Picha Chor Do" :-D

    Hahhaha


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  • Mazaq
    Susar:
    Gulab Khan, 12 Saal me 12 Bachay.
    Ye Tum Ny Kiya Mazaq Laga Rakha Hai Meri Beti K Sath.

    Gulab Khan:
    Susar Ji, Hum Ghareeb Zarur Hai,
    Magar Waday Ka Pakka Hai.
    Hum Ny Aap Se Wada Kiya Tha
    K Kabhi Aap Ki Beti Ko Khali
    Pait Nahi Rakhy Ga.. :-D

    Hahaha


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  • Dekha Hi Kiya Tha
    Ek Jawan Larka Mar Gaya,
    Uski Maa Roty Huwe Boli:
    Abhi Mere Bachay Ne Dekha Hi Kiya Tha?
    .
    Pados Ki Larki Kaan me Boli:
    Don’t Worry Aunty,
    Me Ne Sab Kuch Dikha Diya Tha. ;-)

    Hahhaha


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  • Teacher Bachay se
    Teacher Bachay se:
    "Kiya Tum Raat ko Dua Parh ker Sotay Ho??
    .
    Bacha: Nahi, Magar Mere Maa Baap Dua Parh ker Sotay Hen.
    .
    Teacher: Wo Konsi Dua Parhty Hen??
    .
    Bacha: Ya Allah Tera Shuker Hai k Munna So Gaya. :-D

    hahhaha


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  • Raah-e-Haq K Shaheedo
    Aye Raah-e-Haq K Shaheedo..!

    Wo Thoray Thy Ya Dhair Thy,,
    Baray Hi Dilair Thy..
    Kuchal K Rakh Diya Dushmano Ki Fouj Ko,,
    Bohat Baray Dilair Thy,
    Puttar Jo Mere Shair Thy..!

    Defence Day Mubarak..


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  • Mere Watan
    Mere Watan Mere Bas Me Ho To
    Teri Hifazat Kerun Me Aise,,

    Khizan Se Tujh Ko Bacha K Rakhun,
    Bahaar Tujh Pe Nisar Ker Dun..!

    6 September Mubarak..


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  • EID K Elawa
    Aansu Hi Nikal Aaye Us Waqt
    Jab Gaaye Zibah Kerny K Baad Me Ny Qasai Se Pucha:
    "Bhai EID K Elawa Baqi Dino Me Tum Kiya Kerty Ho?"

    Qasai Ny Aakhon Me Aansu Bhar K Kaha:
    "Bhai Me Engineer Hun.." :-D

    Hahahha


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  • Ek Rakshay Waly Ki
    Ek Rakshay Waly Ki Gadha Gari Waly Se Takkar Ho Gai
    Wo Ghusse Me Us Se Bola:

    "Oye Saaly, Apni Aankhan Naal Naye Cell Lagwa"
    Phir Gadhay Ki Taraf Ishara Ker K Kaha:
    "Aur Apny Is Piyo Naal Vi Ainak Lagwa." :-D

    Hahhaha


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  • Foot Ball
    Ek Lahori Ny Kapry Ki Dukan Per Bethy Huwe Admi Se Kaha:
    Hor Sheikh Saab, Bethy Huwe Ho??

    Sheikh Sahab:
    Nai Puttar, Foot Ball Khel Raha Hun,
    Tu Vi Aaja.. :-D

    Hahhaha


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  • Lahori Khana
    Ek Lahori Ny Karachi Waly Se Pucha:
    Sir Yahan Acha Khana Kahan Se Milta Hai??

    Karachi Wala:
    Bhai Jo Aap Maang Rahy Hen,
    Wo Sirf Lahore Me Hi Milta Hai.. :-D

    Hhahaha


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  • Ek Achi Car
    Mareez:
    Doctor Sahab Operation K Kitny Paisy Lagengy??

    Doctor:
    7 Lakh

    Mareez:
    Khuda Ka Khof Kero Doctor Itny Me To Ek Achi Car Aa Jati Hai.

    Doctor:
    Wohi To Leni Hai.. :-) :-D

    Hahahha


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  • Dushman Ki Nigahon Ko
    Dushman Ki Nigahon Ko Hum Uthny Se Pehly Jhuka Dengy..

    Kamzor Jo Hum Ko Samjhy Usay Aaman Ki Rah Dikha Dengy..

    Hum Ko Ye Dars Mila Hai,,
    Darbaar-e-Mustafavi Se..

    Defence Day Mubarak..


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