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Husnain Nawaz's Profile on Funny SMS

Name: Husnain Nawaz
Location: Lahore
Country:
Member Since: 02 Jun 2015

About Husnain Nawaz:

Student

List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Husnain Nawaz


  • Khoj Day
    Koi Manaye Rose Day..

    Koi Manaye Propose Day..

    Sala Apna To Aaj Bhi Hai Khoj Day..

    Kamini Milti Hi Nahi.. :-D

    Hahhaha


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  • Ek Kaam Karen
    Kiya Aap Ki Life Me Koi
    Aapka Intzar Kerny Wala Nahi Hai..??

    ?

    To Phir Ek Kaam Karen..

    30 Minute K Liye Bathroom
    Me Ja Ker Beth Jaen..

    Yaqeen Karen Baahar
    Koi Na Koi Aap Ka Wait Zarur Ker Raha Hoga.. :-D

    (,")/ OYE JALDI
    <)( BAHAR NIKAL
    NAHI TO MERI NIKAL JAYE GI.. :-)

    Hhahaha


  •   Category: Urdu Funny SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Ishq ki Dukaan
    Hamari "Ishq" ki Dukaan Hai,
    "Ishq" Le Jaya Karo..

    Kabhi Rona Nhi,
    Hardam Muskuraya Karo..

    Hum Lete Nhi Paise
    "Ishq" ke Badle..

    Bas Apne Sare Ghum
    Hamen De Jaya Karo..


  •   Category: Urdu Love SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Costly
    Safar Lamba Hai Dost Banate Rahiye,

    Dil Mile Na Mile Hath Badhate Rahiye,

    Taj Na Banaiye "Costly" Padega,

    Bas Her Taraf Mumtaz Banate Rahiye. :-D

    Hahhaha


  •   Category: Flirt SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • DUKHI GHAZAL
    DUKHI GHAZAL..

    Ek Ajeeb Si Halat Hai
    Tere Jane K Baad,

    Bhuk Hi Nahi Lagti
    Khana Khane K Baad.

    Mere Paas 8 Samose The
    Jo Mene Kha Liye,

    1 Tere Aane Se Pehle
    7 Tere Jane K Baad.

    Neend Hi Nahi Aati Mujhe
    Sone Ke Baad,

    Nazar Kuch Nahi Aata
    Aankh Band Hone K Baad.

    Doctor Se Jo Pucha Iska Elaaj,
    Dekar 4 Tablets, Bola:
    Kha Lena 2 Jagne Se Pehle,
    Aur 2 Sone K Baad.. :-D


  •   Category: Mazahiya Shayari   Send To Mobile  
  • Darr
    Hathi ki Bike Bigad Gayi.
    .
    Chiti ne usy Scooty per Lift di.
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    Raste me Chiti ne Kaha:
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    "Thoda Niche Jhuk Ker Betho,
    Agar Dad Ne Dekh Liya To
    Meri Shadi Kera Dengy.." :-D

    Hhahaha


  •   Category: Urdu Funny SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Best DRINK & The Best WOMAN
    A Man Got 2 Wishes from God.
    He Immediately Wished for
    the Best DRINK & The Best WOMAN.

    The Next Moment He Got
    MINERAL WATER & MOTHER TERESA. :-D

    MORAL:
    Investment is Subject to Market Risks.
    Plz Read the Offer Document Carefully Before Investing ?:-)

    Hhahaha


  •   Category: English Funny SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Zukam Hi Ho Jaye
    Poori Bottle Na Sahi Ek Jaam To Ho Jaye,

    Mulaqat Na Sahi Dua Salam To Ho Jaye,

    Aapke Sms K Intzar Me Ho Gaye Hum Bimar,

    Aapko Bukhar Na Sahi Zukam Hi Ho Jaye. :-D

    Happy Winter..


  •   Category: Winter Season SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • 1 Chapter Aur
    Anna Hazare Ko Dekh Kr
    4th Class Ka Bacha Bola:
    .
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    .
    .
    .
    Koi Inhe Rok Lo..
    Nahi To Meri History Ki
    Book Me 1 Chapter Aur
    Add Ho Jyega..
    .
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    BAWAL Ye Kar K Jayenge
    SAWAL Humse Puche Jayenge.. :-D

    Hahhahaha


  •   Category: Student SMS Jokes   Send To Mobile  
  • Khudi Ka Sabaq
    Allama Iqbal Hamen Hamesha "Khudi" Ka Sabaq Diya Hai..

    Is Liya Aaj 9 November Ko
    Iqbal K Sabaq Per Amal Kerty Huwe
    "Khud Hi" Chhutti Ker Len.. :-D

    From: Wizarat-e-Dakhla

    Hhahaha


  •   Category: Urdu Funny SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Offer
    Guitar Seekha Tha Jis ko Patane k liye..
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    Aaj Offer Mili Hai..
    Usi ki Shaadi me Bajane k liye.. :-( :-D

    Hhahaha


  •   Category: Cool Jokes   Send To Mobile  
  • Pehli Mulaqaat
    Yaad Hai Hum Pehly kahan Mily Thy..??

    Me Batata Hun..

    Train Ruki..
    Khidki Khuli..
    Nazron Se Nazren Mili
    Aur Aap Ny Kaha Tha:

    "Allah K Naam Pe Kuch De Do Baba.." :-D

    Hahhaha


  •   Category: Text Insults   Send To Mobile  
  • Baap Ka Naam
    Teacher:
    Pappu Tum Bulb Per Apny
    Baap Ka Naam Q Likh Rahy Ho??

    Pappu: Sir,
    Maa Keh Rahi Thi K
    School Ja Ker Apny
    Baap Ka Naam Roshan Kerna.. :-D

    Hahhahaha


  •   Category: Student SMS Jokes   Send To Mobile  
  • Iqrar Nahi Kerti
    Bohat Chahti Hai Wo
    Per Iqrar Nahi Kerti..

    Wo Pagal Hai Ya Nadan
    Q Izhaar Nahi Kerti..

    English Me Kehti Hai
    "I Love You" Aur,,

    Urdu Me Kehti Hai
    "Me Piyar Nahi Kerti".. :-D


  •   Category: Mazahiya Shayari   Send To Mobile  
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