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Husnain Nawaz's Profile on Funny SMS

Name: Husnain Nawaz
Location: Lahore
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Member Since: 02 Jun 2015

About Husnain Nawaz:

Student

List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Husnain Nawaz


  • Hamary Ghar Me Jin Hen
    Bacha: Papa Hamary Ghar Me JIN Hen??

    Papa: Nahi Beta Ye Jin Win Kuch Nahi Hota.

    Bacha: Magar Papa Nokrani To Kehti
    Hai K Hamary Ghar Me Jin Hen..

    Papa: Samaan Pack Kero.
    Bacha: Q Papa.??
    Papa: Q K Hamary Ghar Me Koi Nokrani Nahi Hai.. :-0

    Hahhaha


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  • Judwa Bachy
    Nurse Ny Sardar Ji Ko Khushkhabri Di:
    Janab Aap K haan 2 Judwa Bachy Huwe Hen..

    Sardar Thandi Saans Bhar K Bola:
    Mujhy Pata Tha Yehi Hona Hai,
    Meri Bivi Hamesha Ki Fuzool Kharch Jo Hai.. :-D

    Hahahaha


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  • Double Roti
    Pathan Roti K Ooper Roti Rakh K Kha Raha Tha..

    Bivi: Ye 2 Rotiya Ek Sath Q Kha Rahy Ho??

    Pathan: Gul Bano Ye Hum Khushi Se Nahi Kha Raha,
    Hamara Tabyat Kharab Hai Aur
    Doctor Ny Kaha Hai K Kuch
    Din Tak Double Roti Khao.. :-D

    Hhahaha


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  • Agar Aapki Bivi
    Agar Aapki Bivi Kaam Ki
    Ziyadti Ki Waja Se Pareshan Ho
    Aur Shikayat Kerti Ho To
    ,
    Us Ki Madad K Liye Aap
    "Dusri Bivi" Le Aaen,
    Wo Aainda Aap Se Shikayat Nahi Karegi.. :-D

    Hhahaha


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  • Beema Policy
    Shoher: Aaj Me Tumhara 20 Lakh Ka
    Beema Kerwa Ker Aya Hun..

    Bivi: Kiya Waqai..??

    Shoher: Haan, Ab Tum
    Jab Chahy Mujhy 20 Lakh Ka Malik Bana Sakti Ho.. :-D

    Hhahaha


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  • Shohar Ko Talaq
    1st Lady: Bas Faisla Ho Gaya,
    Me Apny Shohar Ko Talaq De Rahi Hun.

    2nd Lady: Wo Q.??
    1st Lady: Me Ny Raat Khuwab Me
    Dekha K Wo Ek Actress K Hath Choom Raha Tha.

    2nd Lady: Magar Wo To Khuwab Tha.
    1st Lady: Haan To Jab Wo Mere
    Khuwab Me Aisi Harkat Ker Sakta Hai
    To Apny Khuwab Me Kiya Kiya Kerta Hoga.. :-D

    Hhahahaha


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  • Apni Bari Pe
    Sardar Ki Shadi Hui Khoob Mithaai Banti.
    Pehla Beta Hua, Phir Mithaai Banti,
    Dusra Beta Hua, Phir Mithaai Banti..
    Jab Bachon Ko School Admission Karany Gaya
    To Fees 15000 Thi..
    Ghar Aa Ker Khoob Roya..

    Sardarni Boli:
    Jab Menu Takleef Si Te
    Khoob Mithaai Banti Gai Si,
    Aj Apni Bari Pe Tu
    Ronda Q Aye..? :-)

    Hahhaha


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  • First January 2018
    The Start Of
    First January 2018/ New Year
    Brings You Closer And Closer
    To Your Dreams And Aspirations..
    May This Be The Breakthrough Year
    That Your Dreams Finally Become A Reality.
    Wishing You A
    Happy New Year 2018..!


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  • Fabulous 2018
    Wishing You a Fabulous 2018
    With Full of Great Achievements
    And Experiences.
    A Meaningful Chapter Waiting
    To Be Written
    "HAPPY NEW YEAR..!"


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  • Bimari
    Classic Insult !!
    .
    Class Me Lecture Chal Raha Tha..
    Achanak Ek Larka Uth Ker
    Class Se Bahar Chala Gaya..
    .
    .
    Lecturer: Ye Bahar Q Chala Gaya??
    .
    .
    His Friend: Sir Usko Neend Me
    Chalne Ki Bimari Hai.. :-D

    Hahahhaha


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  • Aur Mohabbat Ho Gayi
    Ek Ajnabi Se Baat Kya Ki
    K Qayamat Ho Gayi,,
    Sare Shehar Ko Is Chahat
    Ki Khabar Ho Gayi..

    Kyun Na Dosh Dun
    Dil-E-Nadan Ko,,
    Dosti Ka Irada Tha
    Aur Mohabbat Ho Gayi..!


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