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Husnain Nawaz's Profile on Funny SMS

Name: Husnain Nawaz
Location: Lahore
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Member Since: 02 Jun 2015

About Husnain Nawaz:

Student

List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Husnain Nawaz


  • Tufani Question
    Parikshapatr(Exam) Ka Ek Prashn(Question):
    Ye Kisne Kis Se Kaha? "Aapse Milkar Aanand Hua."
    .
    .
    Uttar(Answer): Aanand Ki Maa Ne, Aanand K Pita Se.. :-D

    Examiner Abhi Tak Koma Me Hai.. :-)

    Hahahaha


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  • Girls Marriage Preparation
    Shadi Se 3 Din Pehly Larki Se Uski Saheli Ne Pucha:
    Shadi Ki Saari Tayyari Ker Li Hai Naa?

    Larki: Haan Dono Sim Naale Me Phenk Diya Hai,
    Mobile Phone Ko Format Ker Diya Hai,
    Laptop Me Private Folder Delete Ker Diya Hai,
    Facebook, WhatsApp Bhi Deactivate Ker Diye Hen,
    Bas Ab Tu Apna Munh Band Rakhiyo.. :-D

    Hahahaha


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  • EXAM
    Likho To EXAM Me Kuch Aisa Likho..

    K PEN Bhi Rony Per Majboor Ho Jaye..

    Her ANSWER Me Wo Dard Bhar Do,,

    K Check Karne Wala DISPRIN Kha K So Jaye.. :-D

    Hhahaha


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  • Same Feeling
    Best Same Feeling..

    "It Comes When We See A Very Wonderful
    Question Paper In Examinations Hall
    And We Smile At Each Other And Say:

    "Ek Bhi Nahi Aata Yaar." :-) :-D

    Hhahaha


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  • I Am In Love
    I Thought I Am In Love.
    My Nights Going Sleepless,
    My Days Going Useless,
    So I Asked To GOD..!
    "Is This LOVE.?"
    God Replied:
    "No Dear'
    Syllabus Zyada Hai Aur Tujhe Kuch Nahi Aata Hai.. :-D

    Hhahhaha


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  • Zahanat
    Gul Bano: Khan Saab, Machar Bohat Kaat Raha Hai..

    Pathan: Yara Tum Light Band Ker Do Phir Machron Ko Hum Dikhai Hi Nahi Dengy..

    Gul Bano: Kan Saab Aap Kitny Zaheen Ho.. :-D

    Hahhahaha


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  • A New OFFER
    A New OFFER..!

    Call Rates Ab Dimagh K
    Size K Hisab Se Honge.

    Jitna Chota Dimagh,
    Utne Kam Call Rates..
    Congrats..!!
    U Are Chosen For FREE CALLS.. :-D

    Hhahaha


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  • Solution
    Ladki Friend Se:
    Agar Me Smart Na Hoti To
    Ab Tak Mera 40-50 Baar
    Rape Ho Chuka Hota..

    Friend: Acha, Tum
    Kese Bachti Ho In Rapist Se.?

    Ladki: Me Her Baar
    Khud Hi Maan Jati Hun.

    Hahhaha


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  • Winter Problem
    Sardiyon Ka Sab Se Bara Masla..

    Saaye Me Betho To Thand Lagti Hai,,
    Aur Dhoop Me Betho To,,
    ,
    ,
    ,
    ,
    ,
    ,
    Mobile Ki Screen Hi Nazar Nahi Aati.. :-D
    Feeling Confused..

    Hhahahaha


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  • Meelad Mana Rahy Hen
    Masjiden Veeran Kr K Wo Bazar Saja Rahy Hen,,

    Is Qom K Nojawan Sunnat Bhula Rahy Hen..

    Jis NABI(S.A.W) Ko Napasand Thy Ye Shor Sharaby,,

    Usi Zaat Ka Dhol K Sath Jashan Mana Rahy Hen..

    Kab Sahaba Ny Lagaye Thy Bazaron me Dairay.?

    Jashn e NABI Ki Aad Me Bidat Phela Rahy Hen..

    Waqt e Naza Me Bhi Thi NABI Ko Namaz Ki Fikr,,

    Aaj Wo Log Namaz Ganwa Ker Jashan Mana Rahy Hen..

    Kitab o Sunnat Ka Daman Chhor Ker Q Log,??

    Sawab Ki Aad Me Sirf Gunah Kama Rahy Hen..!


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  • NABI Se Ishq
    Wo Kehty Hen Ishq Kero Us Se Jis Se Haseen Koi Aur Na Ho IQBAL,,

    Me Apny NABI(S.A.W) Se Ishq Q Na Kerun Un Se Haseen To Jannat Bhi Nahi..!


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  • Location
    Me Bhi Valentine's Day Manaunga..

    Jis Jis Larki Ne Mujhe Refuse Kiya Hai,,

    Uske Maa Baap Ko Phone Karke Uski "Location" Bataunga.. :-D

    Hhahaha


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  • Begam Shakespeare
    "Apni Ghalti Per Hasna Aap Ki Zindgi Ko Lamba Ker Deta Hai.."
    (Shakespeare)
    ...
    "Aur Apni Wife Ki Ghalti Per Hasna Aap Ki Zindgi Ko Kam Ker Deta Hai.."
    (Begam Shakespeare) :-D

    Hhahahaha


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  • Pakistani Police
    Ek Hiran Bhaag Raha Tha..
    Hathi: Bhai Kahan Ja Rahy Ho??

    Hiran: Police Gaaye Ko Pakarny Aa Rahi Hai.

    Hathi: Magar Tum To Hiran Ho.

    Hiran: Bhai Ye Pakistan Hai,
    Yahan Ye Sabit Kerny Me
    Hi Das Pandra Saal Lag Jayengy K Me Gaaye Nahi Hiran Hun..
    Bas Phir Us K Baad Hathi Aagy Bhaag Raha Tha Aur Hiran Us K Pichy.. :-D

    Hahhaha


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