Ali Rajwa's Profile on Funny SMS
Name: Ali Rajwa
Location: gilgit,pakistan
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Member Since: 05 Dec 2014
List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Ali Rajwa
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Khayal.
Tery khayal ma ham itny khoyay huwe thy.
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Pata e ni chala abbu ny kitni bar awaz di. .
Janty ho kitny thappar mary ~_~
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fb wali ufff.
Dosto Mery sath pehli baar hua hy k jab ma dua mangun our abbu petie kry, pata hy ma nimaz k bad dua mangraha tha , k abbu ny pechy sy hi tafad mardi ,
janty ho ma ny kya kaha tha dua ma,
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"YA Allah f.b par sirf ak ladki set krwady," ;-(
Category: Urdu Funny SMS
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fb waly
Jab boys ko Girl Friend ni milti han to kehty han,
1) Ma w8 karaha hun ta k koi mujy propose kry.
2) Love is easy but I am busy,
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Bilkul us lumbdi ki tarha jo kehti hy,
Aanghur khatty han kha k kya kren, ;-)
Category: Urdu Funny SMS
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ChaT
"On fb while chating"
Boy :- plz mjsy frndshp kro na'"
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Girl :- 0k we r frnds know,
bs is tara un donun ki frndshp huwey ab love story to ni likhskta na yr":-O
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khuun.
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Ye aisy ni manyga aaqa g mujy behj do take ma uska sir tan sy juda krdun.
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Apnay ooper kuch to reham kro mery dost.
mery bandy ko itna gussa aye to mujy kitna gussa aiyayga,
is sy phly k me apny admi ko tumhari jan lany k liyay bhejun sms send kro.
Category: Send Me SMS
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UpSeT
Teacher : pagal ko upset q khty han
pathan : "up" khty han aasman ko our "set" khty han fit hony ko .
Pagal uuper k liyay fit hota hy isliyay usy upset khty han.
Hahahaha
Category: Pathan Jokes
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AIK LADKI
Aik ladki masoom si boht khubsurt hy.
Bakarar kabi apny kamry ma jaati hy to kabi apny bhai k kamry ma boht pareshann halt ma goumm rahi hy.
Walid sy uski bakarari bardasht nahi hoti ussy puchta hy beti kya huwa hy?
Beti>papa jaldi karo mom sy kaho jaldi bath room sy nikl jai boht zor ki aii hy.
Category: Double Meaning SMS
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Bewafa
Tutu tutu
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Telenor
tutu tutu
1 new sms
zong
tutu tutu
1 new sms
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Tum sy to ye telenor our zong waly aachy hain din ma kmsy km 1 sms zarur send krty hain.
Sherm kro yr ......
Sms to send kro yr.....
Category: Send Me SMS
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Shaadi
Teacher>One, ,,,1
Students>One,,, 1
Student to another student>aj miss ko kisi tara baher bhejdaty han.
Student>excuz me miss
Miss>bolo kya huwa hy
Student>Miss ma apko batana hi bhuul giya ky apke husband ny apko
nazer shop ky pass apko bulaya hy
Miss>Kaminy jhot q bolty ho meri to shaadi hi ni huwe hy.
Category: Student SMS Jokes
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Musibat
Girl : Janu ham year ki last din ma aik long drve pa jayengy
Pathan :-Ni g meri b.v bemar hy mujy usy hospital lejana hy.
Girl:-whaaat??
Tum shadi shuda ho
Pathan:- ham ny to phly hi bataya hy k me aik boht badi musibat ma gariftar hun.....:-)
"HaPPy NeW YeaR"
Category: New Year SMS
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Bus k pechy sher
Pathan dodta huwa police statin aya our officer sy bola "jaldi kro sahab wahan bus ma lagun ko laker sher ko khelaty han"
Officer;- kya tum ny khud dakha hy.
Pathan;- han sahab me ny khud dakha hy k us bus k pechy aik sher latka huwa tha :-D
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