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• Wo bhi din thay
  Prem Kahani
  
  Wo bhi din thay,
  
  Dil kehta tha you are only mine..
  
  Sara din kartay thay ek doojay ko JOIN..
  
  Phr hoye nikah-namay pe jhat pat SIGN..
  
  Kuch aisa laga hmein k every thing is FINE..
  
  Phir apni is prem kahani main aya DECLINE..
  
  Ab wo mjhe Jin kehti hain aur main usay DIAN..


  Category: Mazahiya Shayari   Send To Mobile  

• A man is like a fraction
  A man is like a fraction whose numerator is
  
  what he is and whose denominator is what he thinks of himself.
  
  The larger the denominator the smaller the fraction.
  
  -Leo Tolstoy


  Category: Motivational Quotes   Send To Mobile  

• Golden words
  Golden words!
  
  Tum apne Kirdaar ko itna buland karo k doosray log dekh kar kahaain
  
  Agar ummat aisi hai to nabi kaisay honge!


  Category: Motivational Quotes   Send To Mobile  

• Why do u want divorce
  Judge : Why do u want divorce?
  
  Husband : Main apni Biwi se khush nai hon
  
  Judge to wife : Is it correct?
  
  Wife : Sara mohalla khush hai,bas isi kanjar ko taklif hai.


  Category: Family SMS-Jokes   Send To Mobile  

• In a 100 meter race,it was announced
  In a 100 meter race,it was announced
  
  
  1
  
  2
  
  3
  
  GO
  
  All start running except a pathan
  
  Coach: Tum kis ka intezar kar Rahe ho?
  
  Pathan: Mera number 4 hai aur us ne khali 1 2 3 Go kaha!!


  Category: Pathan Jokes   Send To Mobile  

• Sardar ji complained to the police
  Sardar ji complained to the police:
  
  "Sir, all items are missing, except the TV in my house."
  
  Police: "How the thief did not take TV?"
  
  Sardar ji: "I was watching TV news..."


  Category: Sardar Ji SMS   Send To Mobile  

• Meri shadi kisi molvi naal
  Ek bibi janat mai gai us ny frishty sy kaha :
  
  Meri shadi kisi molvi naal hi karayo..
  
  Frishta bola:
  
  Sabar kr ley bibi pehly kisy molvi nu jannat vich aan te dey..


  Category: Urdu Funny SMS   Send To Mobile  

• Andhere mein sath chor gaya
  "Wo kehta tha main tere jism ka saya hoon dost
  
  
  
  Issi liye shayad andhere mein sath chor gaya".


  Category: Bewafa SMS / Shayari   Send To Mobile  

• You can have anything you want
  You can have anything you want,
  if you want it badly enough.
  You can be anything you want to be,
  do anything you set out to accomplish if you
  hold to that desire with singleness of purpose.
  
  (Abraham Lincoln)


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