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Raheel Ahmed's Profile on Funny SMS

Name: Raheel Ahmed
Location: Karachi
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Member Since: 07 Apr 2014

About Raheel Ahmed:

I love funny sms

List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Raheel Ahmed


  • Daastan Baki Hai
    Abhi Zameer Me Thori Si Jaan Baki Hai..
    Abhi Hamara Koi Imtehan Baki Hai..
    .
    Hamare Ghar Ko To Ujday Huwe Zamana Hua,,
    Magar Suna Hai Abhi Wo Makan Baki Hai..
    .
    Hamari Unse Jo Thi Baat Wo Khatm Hui,,
    Magar Khamosh Sa Kuch Dermiyan Baki Hai..
    .
    Hamary Jahan Ki Basti Me Aag Aisi Lagi,,
    K Jo Tha Khak Hua, Ik Dukan Baki Hai..
    .
    Wo Zakhm Bhar Gaya Arsa Hua Magar Ab Tak,,
    Zara sa Dard Zara Sa Nishan Baki Hai..
    .
    Zara Si Baat Jo Pheli To Dastan Ban Gai,,
    Wo Baat Khatm Hui Daastan Baki Hai..!


  •   Category: Urdu Poetry SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Ek Gaaun Me Bijli
    Ek Gaaun Me Bijli Lag Rahi Thi..

    Isi Khushi Me Sab Gaaun Waly Nachny Lagy.
    Un Ko Dekh Ker Kuttay Bhi Nachny Lagy..

    Sardar: Oye Tum Q Nach Rahy Ho??

    Kutta: Aray Yaar,
    Bijli Aaye Gi To Khmbay Bhi To Lagen gy Na.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  •   Category: Sardar Ji SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Uljhan
    Uski Nazar Meri Taraf Thi,
    Meri Nazar Uski Taraf Thi,,

    Wo Mujh Se Kuch Kehna Chahti Thi,
    Me Us Se Kuch Puchna Chahta Tha,,

    Dono Isi Uljhan Me Bethy Rahy,
    Aur Exam Over Ho Gaya.. ;-( :-D

    Hhahaha


  •   Category: Student SMS Jokes   Send To Mobile  
  • Bus Driver Ki Seat
    Bus Driver Ki Seat K Peechy Likhi Hui Khubsurat Line:

    "Agar RAB Ny Chaha To
    Manzil Tak Pohncha Dunga,,
    Aur Agar
    Aankh Lag Gai To RAB Se Hi Milwa Dunga" :-D

    Hahhaha


  •   Category: Urdu Funny SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Shareef Larka
    Lady:
    Mujhe Koi Aisi Sabzi do Jiske 7 Faayde Hon.

    Sabzi Wala: Ye Lo Madam Gajar.
    1: Pasand aaye to Alu Matar k sath paka lena Warna,
    2: Juice bana k pi sakti ho. Nahi to,
    3: Salad bana sakti ho. Ye bhi na karo to,
    4: Gajrela bana lena. Nahi to,
    5: Chinese noodles me daal lena. Aisa bhi nahi to phir,
    6: Murabba bana sakti ho.Ye bhi na ho to,
    7: Achaar bana lena..
    .
    .
    .
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    Beta Jo Tu Dhoond Raha Hai Wo Nahi Milega.

    Post Dekh Kis Shareef Larky ne ki Hai.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  •   Category: Urdu Funny SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Late Shadi
    Wife: Meri Shadi To Parhai Ki Waja Se Late Hui,
    Aapki Shadi Q Itni Late Hui.??

    Husband: Sadqay Ki Waja Se

    Wife: Kiya Matlab.?

    Husband: Sadqay Se Her Bala Door Ho Jati Hai,
    Aur Me Sadqa Bohat Diya Kerta Tha.
    Bus Is Saal Masrufiyat Ki Waja Se Na De Paya
    To Meri Tum Se Shadi Ho Gai.. :-) :-D

    Hahhaha


  •   Category: Family SMS-Jokes   Send To Mobile  
  • Aap Ka Naam kiya Hai
    Boy: Aap Ka Naam kiya Hai?

    Girl: Pehan K bataun Ya Dikha Ker?
    Boy: Kiya Matlab.?
    Girl: PAYAL Aur Aap Ka..

    Boy: Le Ker Batun Ya De Ker.?
    Girl: Kiya Matlab.?
    Boy: PAPPI

    Girl: To Urdu Me Hi Bata Dete.
    Boy: Kiya Matlab.??

    Girl: Matlab Tum Kuttay K Bachy Ho. :-D

    O Terii..
    Larkiyon K Sath Fankariyan Mehngi Par Sakti Hen.. :-)

    Hahaha


  •   Category: Boys vs Girls SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Intelligent
    Miss:
    Batao Sab Se Ziyada Nasha Kis Me Hota Hai.??

    Pappu:
    Miss Aap Ny Bilkul Theek Kaha,
    Sab Se Ziyada Nasha "Kiss" Me Hi Hota Hai..

    Miss:
    Dafa Ho Ja Kaminay Class Se Bahar. :-)
    .
    Bas Yaar Intelligent Banday Ki vi Koi Qadar Nai Ay. :-D

    Hahhaha


  •   Category: Student SMS Jokes   Send To Mobile  
  • Raat Bhar
    WASI SHAH..
    "Agar Neend Aa jaye To So Bhi Liya Ker Wasi,,
    Raton Ko Jagny Se Yaar Lota Nahi Kerty.."

    GHALIB..
    "Bohat Sataya Hai Kisi Ki Be-Bas Yadon Ny,,
    Ay Raat Ab To Guzar Ja K Ab Raha nahi Jata.."

    FARAZ..
    Sanson Per Bandhi Zanjeer Thi Jo Tor Di Hum Ny,,
    Ab Hum Bhi Jaldi Soen Gy QK Mohabbat Chhor Di Hum Ny.."

    GREAT IQBAL..
    Dil Se Majboor Ho Ker IS Umeed Pe So Jata Hun IQBAL,,
    Jo Haqeeqat Me Nahi Milty Shayad Wo Khuwabon Me Mil Jaen.."

    Good Night..


  •   Category: Good Night SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • For Pathans
    For Pathans..

    Aankhon Me Nasha Hai..
    Baton Me Maza Hai..
    Chahat Me Ada Hai..
    Andaz Bhi Juda Hai..
    Pathano Me Wafa Hai..
    Isi Liye To Sari Dunya Un Pe Fida Hai.. :-)

    I Love U Pathan Bhai..


  •   Category: Pathan Jokes   Send To Mobile  
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