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Raheel Ahmed's Profile on Funny SMS

Name: Raheel Ahmed
Location: Karachi
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Member Since: 07 Apr 2014

About Raheel Ahmed:

I love funny sms

List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Raheel Ahmed


  • Admi Aamil Baba Se
    Ek Admi Aamil Baba Se:
    "Me America Jana Chahta Hun Per Kaam Nahi Banta, Kiya Kerun??"

    Baba Ji: Subha Suraj Nikalny k Baad
    Zor Zor Se 3 Tasbeeh "AL-QAIDA" Parha Kero,
    America Wale Khud Hi Le Jaengy.. :-D

    Hhahaha


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  • Tumhare Pichy Pichy
    Larka: Kiya Ker Rahi Ho??
    .
    Larki: Wuzu Ker K Namaz Parhny Lagi Hun.
    Tum Kiya Ker Rahy Ho??
    .
    Larka: Me Bhi Market Me Tumhare Pichy Pichy Tasbeeh Parh Raha Hun.. :-D

    Hhahaha


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  • Cricket Mania
    Jab Baap Apny Bachy Ko Piyar Se
    Hawa Me Uchhalta Hai To
    Bacha Bilkul Mutmain Hota Hai
    QK Usay Pata Hai K Neechy Us K Abbu Hen,
    Kamran Akmal Nahi.. :-D

    Hahahaha


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  • Hii Ye Machar
    Teacher: Hamen In Machron Ko
    Paida Hony Se Rokna Hoga..

    Pappu: Ye To Ho Hi Nahi Sakta Sir.

    Teacher: Wo Q??

    Pappu: Sir Itna Chota Condom
    Hum Kese Bana Sakty Hen.. :-D

    Hhahahaha


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  • Daastan Baki Hai
    Abhi Zameer Me Thori Si Jaan Baki Hai..
    Abhi Hamara Koi Imtehan Baki Hai..
    .
    Hamare Ghar Ko To Ujday Huwe Zamana Hua,,
    Magar Suna Hai Abhi Wo Makan Baki Hai..
    .
    Hamari Unse Jo Thi Baat Wo Khatm Hui,,
    Magar Khamosh Sa Kuch Dermiyan Baki Hai..
    .
    Hamary Jahan Ki Basti Me Aag Aisi Lagi,,
    K Jo Tha Khak Hua, Ik Dukan Baki Hai..
    .
    Wo Zakhm Bhar Gaya Arsa Hua Magar Ab Tak,,
    Zara sa Dard Zara Sa Nishan Baki Hai..
    .
    Zara Si Baat Jo Pheli To Dastan Ban Gai,,
    Wo Baat Khatm Hui Daastan Baki Hai..!


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  • Ek Gaaun Me Bijli
    Ek Gaaun Me Bijli Lag Rahi Thi..

    Isi Khushi Me Sab Gaaun Waly Nachny Lagy.
    Un Ko Dekh Ker Kuttay Bhi Nachny Lagy..

    Sardar: Oye Tum Q Nach Rahy Ho??

    Kutta: Aray Yaar,
    Bijli Aaye Gi To Khmbay Bhi To Lagen gy Na.. :-D

    Hahhaha


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  • Uljhan
    Uski Nazar Meri Taraf Thi,
    Meri Nazar Uski Taraf Thi,,

    Wo Mujh Se Kuch Kehna Chahti Thi,
    Me Us Se Kuch Puchna Chahta Tha,,

    Dono Isi Uljhan Me Bethy Rahy,
    Aur Exam Over Ho Gaya.. ;-( :-D

    Hhahaha


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  • Bus Driver Ki Seat
    Bus Driver Ki Seat K Peechy Likhi Hui Khubsurat Line:

    "Agar RAB Ny Chaha To
    Manzil Tak Pohncha Dunga,,
    Aur Agar
    Aankh Lag Gai To RAB Se Hi Milwa Dunga" :-D

    Hahhaha


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