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Naghma Khan's Profile on Funny SMS

Name: Naghma Khan
Location: Lahore
Country:
Member Since: 23 Mar 2014

About Naghma Khan:

i love chat

List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Naghma Khan


  • Petrol Khatam Ho Gaya hai
    Ek Behra Scooter Khich Ker Le Ja Raha Tha..

    2nd Behra: Kiya Petrol Khatam Ho Gaya.??

    1st Behra: Nahi Yaar, Petrol Khatam Ho gaya Hai.

    2nd Behra: Acha, Mujhy Laga Petrol Khatam Ho Gaya hai.. :-D


  •   Category: Urdu Funny SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Ghalti
    Pathan Ny Sardar Ko Zor Se Thappar Mara..

    Sardar: Oye Me Ny Kiya Ghalti Ki Hai Jo
    Tu Ny Mujhy Mara..??

    Pathan: Khana Kharab Ka Bacha,
    Ab Kiya Hum Tumhary Ghalti Kerny Ka Intzar Kerta.. :-D

    Hahahaha


  •   Category: Pathan Jokes   Send To Mobile  
  • Kutta Paal Liya
    Ye Aarzu Thi Usay Chhu K Ru Ba Ru Kerty..

    Wo Chhittar Marta Aur Aap Haao Hoo Kerty..

    Hamary Wasty Zakiya Ny Kutta Paal Liya,

    Sehar Talak Rahy Kutty Se Guftugu Kerty.. :-)


  •   Category: Mazahiya Shayari   Send To Mobile  
  • PARODY GHAZAL
    PARODY GHAZAL BY MOIN AKHTER..!

    Ku Ba Ku Phel Gai
    Beti Thi Halwaai Ki,
    Us Ny Laddu Ki Tarha
    Meri Pazeerai Ki..
    Test Tube Baby Hua Hai
    Meri Khala K Yahan,
    Baat To Sach Hai Magar
    Baat Hai Ruswaai Ki..
    Wo Kahin Bhi Gai
    Loti To Mere Paas Aai,
    Bas Yehi Baat Hai Achi
    Meri Hamsaai Ki..
    Hun Me Muslim Magar
    Ek Shoq Ajab hai Mujh Ko,
    Larkiyan Mujh Ko Pasand
    Aati Hen Esaai Ki..
    Ghair Ki Bivi Ko Wo
    Apni Samajh Lete Hen,
    Ek Muddat Se Ye Aadat
    Hai Baray Bhai Ki.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  •   Category: Mazahiya Shayari   Send To Mobile  
  • I Cheated
    Boy: I Cheated..
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    .
    Girl: So What,
    Do U Think I Lov U ?
    I Was Also Cheating U
    For Past 2 Years..
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    Boy Shouted: Kiya..?
    Kamini Me Exam K Baary Me Bol Raha Tha.. :-(

    Girl: Oh Sorry Janu I Lov U.. :-)

    Hhahaha


  •   Category: Boys vs Girls SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Laal Qila Laal Q Hai
    Sardar Aur Uski GF Park Me Bethy Thy..

    GF: Ye Laal Qila Laal Q Hai??

    Sardar Mazak Me:
    QK Rajnikant Ny Paan Kha Ker Us Per Pichkari Maari Thi..
    Aur
    Ab Myjh se Ye Mat Puchna K
    Taj Mahal Sufaid Q Hai.. :-D

    Hhahaha


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  • Celebrations
    A Day Will Come ,,
    When The Whole World Will
    Celebrate;
    YOUR NAME
    YOUR FAME
    YOUR PERSONALITY
    YOUR THOUGHTS
    YOUR VIEWS

    BUT KEEP IN MIND,
    APRIL FOOL Comes
    Once A Year.. :-)
    Congratulations..!


  •   Category: April Fool SMS / Jokes   Send To Mobile  
  • BatooL ne Maqbool ko
    BatooL ne Maqbool ko

    Rabia ne Rukayya ko

    Shakuran ne Hamidan ko

    Surayya ne Sultana ko

    Affan DaDa ne Sheru ko

    Kaalu Malang ne Umair Dumby ko

    Waqas Lambe ne Bilal Ganje ko

    Salman ne Khan DaDa ko

    Adil Papad ne Faizan Great ko

    Nisar Bhangi ne Danish Dangar ko

    Imran Siyane ne Raza Topi ko

    Ahsan Chawal ne Waqas Charsi ko

    Faisal Tanha ne Sajid Chariya ko
    Aur
    Nisar Tension ne Mujhko,

    Aur Mene Aap ko Ye SMS Send kiya.
    Ab Aap Bhi Aagy Bhej Do.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  •   Category: Urdu Funny SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Janu Come Close To Me
    ('V') ('V')
    (( )) (( ))
    -"--"- "-"-"-

    Janu Come Close To Me..

    ('V')<' )
    (( ))(/ /)-
    -"--"--"-"-
    Kiss On Your Chubby Cheeks

    ( ''><'' )
    (( ))(/ /)-
    -"--"--"-"-
    Kiss On Your Rosy Lips. :-)

    I Love U..


  •   Category: Kiss SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Aap Ny Suna
    Kiya Aap Ny Suna Hai..?

    BBC Per..?

    CNN Per..?

    Bol Per..?

    Aajtak Per..?
    .
    Nahi Suna..?
    Acha FM 100 Per To Suna Hi Hoga..?
    Agar phir bhi Nahi Suna to Ab Sun Lo..

    Hamarai Taraf Se
    Aapko Bohat Sari
    "EiD MubaraK" :-)


  •   Category: Eid Mubarak SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Soye Q Nahi
    Ek Muddat Se Hen Chhupaye Ashk Palkon Me,,

    Dil Gham Se Hai Bhara Per Roye Nahi..

    Koi Nahi Jo Puchy Ek Baar Hum Se,,

    Jaan Jaag Rahy Ho Kis K Liye?
    Abhi Tak Soye Q Nahi..?

    Good Night..


  •   Category: Good Night SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Facebook K Diwany
    GF: Kiya Baat Hai,
    Aaj Kal Meri Yaad Nahi Aati.?
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    BF: Kiya Bataun Jaan,
    Jab se FB Chalana Shuru kiya hai,
    Raat ki Khayi hui Sabzi Yaad Nahi Rehti,
    Tu Kiya Ghanta Yaad Aayegi.. :-D

    Hhahaha


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