Rooha Baig's Profile on Funny SMS
Name: Rooha Baig
Location: Lahore
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Member Since: 28 Feb 2014
About Rooha Baig:
I study in 10th class.
List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Rooha Baig
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Ek Cheeta charas ki cigrett
Ek Cheeta charas ki
cigrett bana raha tha
ek chuha aya or bola:
Q zindagi barbad kerty ho?
dekho kitna khubsoorat jungle hai
Aao mere saath jungle ki sair karo..
Cheeta us k saath ho lia
Agy ek Haathi sharab pi raha tha
Chooha phir bola:
Q zindagi barbad kerty ho?
Haathi bhi us k saath ho lia
Agy ek Sher heroin peeny ko tayyar tha
Chuha phir bola to Sher ny khench k thappar mara
cheety or haathi ny waja poochi
to sher bola:
"Kal b sala BHANG pi k mujhy 3 ghanty ghumata raha"...:-)
Category: Sharabi SMS
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Tang mat kro
Smjne ki kosish kro mujhy tang mat kro
Mjy akela chor do.rat tmhari waja sy so nhi ska.Mat khelo mri zindgi se
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1 pathan hath jor kr machar se keh rha tha.
Category: Pathan Jokes
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UPS
Pakistan Main Bijli k Haalat Par Insan He Nhi, Janwar Bhi Parishan Hain...
Abhi kal He ka Waqia Hai..
Raat Ho Chuki Thi.
Darkhat ki Shaakh Par 1 Bulbul Parishan Sa Moun Bana k Betha Tha.
Wahan Se 1 Jugnu ka Guzr Hua To Usne Bulbul Se Pocha,
Oye Bhegairat Abhi Tak Ghar Nhi Gaya ?
Yahan kis kameny Pan k Liye Betha Hoa Hai ?
Bulbul Tapp k Bola ...
kanjar, Tu Ne To Apny Main UPS Fit karwa Rakha Hai,
Humary Ghar Main Light Nhi Hai :-( :-)
Category: Load Shedding SMS
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MUHABBAT KI THI
Saari Duniya K Rivajon Se Adawat Ki Thi
Tum Ko Yaad Hai Jab Mein Ne Ek Hamaqat Ki Thi
Usay Raazdan Samjh Kar Bataya Tha Haal-e-Dil Apna
Pr Us Shakhs Ne Meri Zaat Se Bagawat Ki Thi
Jab Kisi K Yaadon Ne Ankhon Ko Bhigoya Tha Meri
Mein Ne Ek Naam Ki Tasbeeh Pe "TILAWAT" Ki Thi
Us Ko Chor K Hanstey Huye Ghar Aa K
Itna Roey Thay K Ankhon Ne Qayamat Ki Thi
Mere ujerny Ka Sabab Jab B Kisi Ne Pocha To
Mein Ne Bas Itna Bataya K
"MUHABBAT KI THI".
Category: Urdu Love SMS
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HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY
When ALLAH created a baby and it was time to send it on Earth,
the baby got scared and asked ALLAH,
" Who will look after me and take care of me? "
ALLAH replied :
" Your angel will raise and protect you. "
The baby asked,
" How will i know anyone? "
ALLAH replied :
" Your angel will tell you. "
The baby asked :
" How will i learn to speak their language? "
ALLAH replied :
" Your angel will teach you the language. "
When it was time for the baby to leave and come to Earth he asked :
" What will i call my angel? "
ALLAH replied,
"You'll call her,
MAA"
Take care of ur Angel..
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY.
Category: Mothers Day SMS
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Boyz k Top 10 Jhoot
Boyz k Top 10 jhoot!!
1-Mujhy tumhari bohat fikar hai.
2-Tum meri life ki pehli or aakri pasand ho...!
3-cell silent pe tha jaan (dis line is 100% true)
4-Ami ki call hai jan,
5-Humari shadi zaror hogi.
6-Mushkil waqt main mujhe sath paogi!!
7-Pyar main sub jaez hai jaan....
8-Tumhary parents mery parents hn,,
9-Tumhary siwa kisi se bat nahe krta...
10-Tum na mili to kanwara betha rahonga....
Category: Flirt SMS
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Jangal ka baadshah
3 shikari hoatay hain
pehla kehta hai k main jangal main gaya to meray samnay 3 sher aai main ne 1 goli se teeno ko mar dia
doosra kehta hai k ye to kuch nhi kal main jangal gaya to meray samnay 1 sher aagay main ne usay apni nai bandooq dikhai to wo wahin mar gaya
teesra: ye to kuch bhi nhi kal main jangal gaya meray samnay 1 sher aaya
main ne us se kaha k tum jangal k baadsha ho,
or nangay paon ghoom rahay ho
to wo bechara wahin sharam k maray mar gaya...
Category: Urdu Funny SMS
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Hansta tha mujh ko rula b deta tha
Hansta tha mujh ko rula b deta tha
ker k wo mujh say aksar waday bhula b deta tha
bewafa tha mager acha lagta tha dil ko
kabi kabar batian mohabat ki suna b deta tha
kabi bay waqt hi chala ata tha milnay ko
kabi mohabbat k qimti pal gawa b deta tha
tham layta tha hath mera yun hi kabhi
khud kabi hath apna mery hath say chura b layta tha
ajab dhop chaon sa tha mizaj us ka
mo'tabar b karta, nazro say gira b deta tha.
Category: Urdu Poetry SMS
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Apni Merzi Say Juda
Apni Merzi Say Juda Tu Bhi Nahi Main Bhi Nahi
Shayad Ab K Bewafa Tu Bhi Nahi Main Bhi Nahi
Dekhna Hum Ek Din Gard-e-Safar Hojayein Gay
Rastoun Say Ashana Tu Bhi Nahi Main Bhi Nahi
Gardish-e-Halaat Se Bas Kat Gaye Hain Rastay
Qabil-e-Qaid-o-Saza Tu Bhi Nahi Main Bhi Nahi
Kia Khaber Thi Is Qadar Na’ashana Ho Jayein Gay
Ajj Kal Pechanta Tu Bhi Nahi Main Bhi Nahi
Fasaloun Say Bhi Guzarna Phir Zara Sa Dekhna
Aisa Lagta Hai Khafa Tu Bhi Nahi Main Bhi Nahi
Ek Dojay Ki Buhat Tareef Kerna Jabaja
Maan Lay Dil Ka Bura Tu Bhi Nahi Main Bhi Nahi
Category: Urdu Poetry SMS
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