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Sumaira Malik's Profile on Funny SMS

Name: Sumaira Malik
Location: Lahore
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Member Since: 27 Feb 2014

About Sumaira Malik:

I love music

List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Sumaira Malik


  • Tussi So Gaye
    Hayo Rabba..
    Tussi So Gaye..?
    Inni Jaldi..?
    Ik Minute Ruko Menu Good Night
    Te Wish kar Len do..
    Gud Nite Hai Ji..!
    .
    O Tussi Chaho To Sweet Dreams Bhi Dekh Lena. :-D

    Good Night..


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  • Car Chalani Hai
    Bas Me Bethi Ek Ladki Ki
    T-Shirt Pe Car Bani Hui Thi,
    .
    .
    Uske Sath Chota Bacha Betha
    Usy Dekh Raha Tha,
    ..
    Ladki Bache Se Muskura K
    Boli: "Car Chalani Hai Kya?”
    .
    .
    Bacha: "Nahi Horn Bajana Hai" :-D

    Hahhaha


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  • Package
    Teacher KG Class ke Bachy Se:
    1 se 10 Tak Ginti Sunao,
    Me Aapko KISS kerungi..

    BACHA:
    1 SE 100 Tak Ginu to
    Kiya Package Hai.. :-D

    Hahahhaha


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  • A Sweet Poem
    "TATTI" A Sweet Poem..
    .
    Tatti meri pyari tatti,
    Shochaly ki raani tatti,
    Subah-Subah jab aaye tatti,
    Ghar Aangan mehkae tatti,
    Pili tatti, Kaali tatti,
    Haye re meri nirali tatti,
    Kudrat ka dastoor nirala,
    Sabko hi aawe hai tatti,
    Khul k jo na aawe tatti,
    Sachi bada satawe tatti,
    Lagatar jo aawe tatti,
    Sab ke hosh udawe tatti,
    Pet ke andar factory kaisi,
    Jo ke roz banawe tatti,
    Ye msg sabko kar dena,
    Warna teri ruk jawegi Tatti.!


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  • Shohar BiVi se
    Shohar BiVi se:
    Munna Kab se Ro Ro ker
    Halkan Ho Raha hai, Ise
    Lori Suna k Q Nahi Sula Deti?
    .
    BiVi:
    Lori De ker Sulati Hun to
    Parosi Kehte Hen k Munne Ko Hi Rony Do. :-(

    Hahhaha


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  • Husbands K Liye
    Husbands K Liye Powerful Wazifa..

    1- Tum Bohat Khubsurat Lag Rahi Ho.
    2- Tum Bohat Kaam Kerti Ho.
    3- Kitni Slim Aur Model Ki Tarha Lag rahi Ho.
    4- Kaam Ker Ker K Thak Jati Hogi.
    5- Apna Khayal Rakha Kero.
    6- Tumhary Maikay Waly Kitny Achay Hen.

    ..In Wazaaif Ko Ghar Me
    Rozana 3 Se 4 Baar Bivi K
    Samny Parhny Se Ghar Me Sukoon Qaim Rehta Hai.

    Shetan Aapko Aisa Kerny Se Roky Ga,
    Magar Aap Himmat Karen Aur
    Ba-Aawaz Buland Bivi K Samny
    Ye Wazaaif Parhen Aur Hamesha Khush Rahen.. :-D

    Hahhaha


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  • Atom Definition
    Teacher: Madaa(Atom) Ki Tareef Batao?

    Pathan:
    Her Wo Cheez Jo Wazan Rakhy Aur
    Jaga Ghairy Maada Kehlati Hai,
    Aur
    Her Wo Cheez Jo Maada Ko Ghairy
    Nar(Masculine) Kehlata Hai.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  •   Category: Student SMS Jokes   Send To Mobile  
  • ME HOON SIRF AAP KI
    1 Baat Bataon "RAAZ" ki,
    Kero Us Ladki se "AASHQI",
    Jis k Chehre Pe ho "SADGI",
    Sanson Me ho "TAAZGI",
    Chandni ho "CHAND ki",
    Rani ho "RAAT" ki,
    Khushbu ho "GULAB" ki,
    Baaten kare "PIYAR" ki,
    Nazuk ho "MIZAJ" ki,
    Achhi ho "IKHLAQ" ki,
    Paband ho "NAMAZ" ki,
    Khidmat kare "MAA,BAAP" ki,
    Aur Hamesha Kahe:
    ME HOON SIRF AAP KI.. :-)


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  • Kabhi Kabhi
    Ajeeb Lagti Hai Shaam Kabhi Kabhi.

    Zindgi Lagti Hai Veeran Kabhi Kabhi.

    Samajh Aaye to Hamen Bhi Batana,

    Q Kerti Hen Yaden Pareshan Kabhi Kabhi.


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  • Padhai ka Saya
    Her Taraf Padhai ka Saya Hai...
    .
    Her Paper Me Zero Aaya Hai...
    .
    .
    Hum to Yunhi Chale Jate Hen
    Bina Muh Dhoye Exam Dene,,

    Aur Log Kehte Hen
    "Sala Raat Bhar Padh K Aaya Hai" :-D


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