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Sumaira Malik's Profile on Funny SMS

Name: Sumaira Malik
Location: Lahore
Country:
Member Since: 27 Feb 2014

About Sumaira Malik:

I love music

List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Sumaira Malik


  • Haqdaar Kon
    Ek Buzurg Se Kisi Ny Pucha:
    Me Sadqa Khairaat Kerna
    Chahta Hun Magar Mujhy
    Andaza Nahi K Kon Haqdaar
    Hai Aur Kon Nahi..

    Buzurg Ny Jawab Diya:
    "Tum Usko Dedo Jo Haqdaar
    Hai, Aur Usko Bhi Dedo Jo
    Haqdaar Nahi, Phir
    Allah Tujhy Wo De Ga
    Jiska Tu Haqdaar Hai,
    Aur Wo Bhi De Ga Jiska
    Tu Haqdaar Nahi.."

    Have A Nice Day..


  •   Category: Islamic SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Fifty Fifty
    Pathan Aur Sardar Ja Rahy Thy,
    Rasty Me Unhen 1000 Ka Note
    Para Hua Mila..

    Sardar: Chalo Isay
    Fifty Fifty Ker Lety Hen..

    Pathan: Abay Dhakkan Saaly,
    Phir Baki 900 Ka Kiya Karen Gy,
    Aisa Kero 500 Tum Rakho,
    500 Hum Rakhta Hai OK..

    Sardar: Ok.. :-D

    Hahahhaha


  •   Category: Pathan Jokes   Send To Mobile  
  • Khuwabon Me
    Milny Aaengy Aap se Khuwabon Me,

    Zara Roshni K Diye Bijha Dijiye..

    Ab Aur Nahi Hota Intezar Aap Se Mulaqat Ka,

    Apni Aankhon K Pardy Gira Dijiye..

    Good Night..


  •   Category: Good Night SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Mohabbat K Siwa
    Tujhy Mohabbat Kerna Nahi Aata..

    Mujhy Mohabbat K Siwa Kuch Nahi Aata..

    Zindgi Guzaarny K 2 Hi Rasty Hen Ghalib,,

    Ek Tujhy Nahi Aata, Ek Mujhy nahi Aata..!


  •   Category: Urdu Love SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Tamanna
    Mat Pucho K Kese Guzarta Hai Her Pal Tere Bina..

    ..Jana..

    Kabhi Baat Kerny Ki Hasrat To Kabhi Dekhny ki Tamanna..!


  •   Category: Urdu Love SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Tussi So Gaye
    Hayo Rabba..
    Tussi So Gaye..?
    Inni Jaldi..?
    Ik Minute Ruko Menu Good Night
    Te Wish kar Len do..
    Gud Nite Hai Ji..!
    .
    O Tussi Chaho To Sweet Dreams Bhi Dekh Lena. :-D

    Good Night..


  •   Category: Good Night SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Car Chalani Hai
    Bas Me Bethi Ek Ladki Ki
    T-Shirt Pe Car Bani Hui Thi,
    .
    .
    Uske Sath Chota Bacha Betha
    Usy Dekh Raha Tha,
    ..
    Ladki Bache Se Muskura K
    Boli: "Car Chalani Hai Kya?”
    .
    .
    Bacha: "Nahi Horn Bajana Hai" :-D

    Hahhaha


  •   Category: Smile SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Package
    Teacher KG Class ke Bachy Se:
    1 se 10 Tak Ginti Sunao,
    Me Aapko KISS kerungi..

    BACHA:
    1 SE 100 Tak Ginu to
    Kiya Package Hai.. :-D

    Hahahhaha


  •   Category: Student SMS Jokes   Send To Mobile  
  • A Sweet Poem
    "TATTI" A Sweet Poem..
    .
    Tatti meri pyari tatti,
    Shochaly ki raani tatti,
    Subah-Subah jab aaye tatti,
    Ghar Aangan mehkae tatti,
    Pili tatti, Kaali tatti,
    Haye re meri nirali tatti,
    Kudrat ka dastoor nirala,
    Sabko hi aawe hai tatti,
    Khul k jo na aawe tatti,
    Sachi bada satawe tatti,
    Lagatar jo aawe tatti,
    Sab ke hosh udawe tatti,
    Pet ke andar factory kaisi,
    Jo ke roz banawe tatti,
    Ye msg sabko kar dena,
    Warna teri ruk jawegi Tatti.!


  •   Category: Hindi Funny SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Shohar BiVi se
    Shohar BiVi se:
    Munna Kab se Ro Ro ker
    Halkan Ho Raha hai, Ise
    Lori Suna k Q Nahi Sula Deti?
    .
    BiVi:
    Lori De ker Sulati Hun to
    Parosi Kehte Hen k Munne Ko Hi Rony Do. :-(

    Hahhaha


  •   Category: Family SMS-Jokes   Send To Mobile  
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