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Sumaira Malik's Profile on Funny SMS

Name: Sumaira Malik
Location: Lahore
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Member Since: 27 Feb 2014

About Sumaira Malik:

I love music

List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Sumaira Malik


  • Khali Jaga
    Sardar: Jab Me Sar K Bal Khara
    Hota Hun To Khoon Sar Ki Taraf
    Jama Hota Hai, Magar Jab
    Paaun K Bal Khara Hota Hun To
    Khoon Paaun Me Jama Nahi Hota..

    Pathan: O Khana Kharab Ka Bacha,
    Jo Cheez Khali Hoga, Khoon Usi Taraf To Jaye Ga Naa.. :-D

    Hahhaha


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  • Musibat
    Yunhi Zikr Kiya Tha Ishq Me Mar Jany Ka,,

    Ab Usy Zid Hai K Mar K Dikhao Humko.. :-)

    Moral:
    Is Shair Me Shayar Ny
    Zarurat Se Ziyada Lambi Phenki Hai
    Aur Ab Soch Raha Hai K Is
    Musibat Se Kese Niklun..? :-D

    Hahhaha


  •   Category: Flirt SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Long Drive
    Sirf 2 Baaton Ki Waja Se Me
    Apni Janu K Sath Long Drive Per Nahi Jata..

    1- Gadi Nahi Hai.

    2-
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    Janu Bhi Nahi Hai.. :-( :-D

    Hahhaha


  •   Category: Smile SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Aap K Liye
    Is Khubsurat Subha Ki Sari Chahaten,
    Khushyan, Kamyabiyan Aur Meri
    Duaen Sab Aap K Liye.
    Aap Jahan Bhi Rahen' Khush Rahen.
    Muskuraty Rahen.

    Aameen..
    Good Morning


  •   Category: Good Morning SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • SEXY Baaten
    Japani Couple SEXY Baaten Karte
    huwe...
    Husband: Sutaki...
    .
    Wife: Kowanini...
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    Husband: Toka Aanji Rodi Romi
    Hoayako....
    .
    Wife Ghutnay Taik k Boli:
    Mimi Yoanakodinda
    Tinkuji....
    .
    Husband Ghussay se:
    Na Miaou Kinatimkouji..
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    .
    ."Logon ka Shok to Dekho..
    Samajh Kuch Nahi Aa Raha
    Bas SEX ka Word Aaya
    Aur Pura Status Parh
    Dala.. :-D

    Hahhahaha


  •   Category: Urdu Funny SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • 1000 ka Sawal
    Son On Phone:
    Maa Me KBC se Bol Raha Hun.
    Mere Pitaji ka Naam kya hai.?
    .
    Maa: Sawal Kitne ka Hai?
    .
    Santa: 1000 ka..
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    Maa: Quit kar de Kamine,
    1000 k Liye Ghar me Talwaren Chalwaega Kya. :-D

    Hhahaha


  •   Category: Hindi Funny SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Achy Log
    Kabhi Kabhar Achy Logon Se
    Bhi Ghaltiyan Ho Jati Hen,
    Is Ka Matlab Ye Nahi Hota
    K Wo Buray Hen,
    Balke Is ka Matlab Ye Hai
    K
    Wo Bhi insan Hen..!

    Have A Thandi Thandi
    Good Morning.. :-)


  •   Category: Good Morning SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Allah K Khof Se
    Allah K Khof Se Girny Wala Aansu
    Be-Shak Chota Q Na Ho,
    Lekin Us Me Itni Taqat Hoti Hai K Wo
    Samandar K Barabar Gunah Mita Deta Hai..!

    Have A Nice Day..


  •   Category: Islamic SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Sardi Tips
    Sardi Tips..

    Sardi Me Bohat Ehtiyat Kiya Karen,
    Thanda Pani Mat Piyen,
    Thandi Cheezen Mat Khaen,
    Razaai Se Bila Zarurat Bahar Na Niklen,
    QK..
    Namoony To Aap Hen He,
    Kahin Namuniya Na Ho Jaye.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  •   Category: Winter Season SMS   Send To Mobile  
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