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Sumaira Malik's Profile on Funny SMS

Name: Sumaira Malik
Location: Lahore
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Member Since: 27 Feb 2014

About Sumaira Malik:

I love music

List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Sumaira Malik


  • Haldi Ceremony
    Pathan: Why You Do "Haldi" Ceremony Before Marriage.?

    Sardar: The Haldi Ceremony For The Groom Is
    Actually A Refined Form Of Marination
    Of The Chicken Before It Is Sent For Roasting.. :-D

    Hhahaha


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  • Nazar
    Shadi Me Larka
    2 Plate Malai Boti,
    3 Plate Chicken Tikka Boti,
    1 Plate Biryani,
    2 Plate Lab-e-Sheerin,
    2 Plate Gajar Ka Halwa,
    Aur 2 Cup Coffee
    Thoosne K Baad Ghar Aakar Bola:
    "Mummy, Pait Me Dard Ho Raha Hai"

    Mammy: Lagta Hai K Nazar Lag Gai Mere Bachy Ko.. :-D

    Hhahaha


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  • Mid Day Meal
    Jitni Tezi Se Aaj Kal

    Shampoo Aur Lotions Me

    Shehad, Badam, Vitamin Aur

    Minerals Shamil Ho Rahy Hen,

    Dar Hai Kisi Din Doctors Usay

    Mid Day Meal K Menu Me Shamil Na Ker Den.. :-D

    Hhahaha


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  • Chashme K Sath
    Doctor: Aapka Weight Kitna Hai.?

    Patient: Chashme K Sath 75Kgs.

    Doctor: Aur Bina Chashme K.?

    Patient: Bina Chashme K To Mujhe Dikhta Hi Nahi.. :-D

    Hhahaha


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  • Fittay Moon
    Aaj Wo Humse Jannat Me Takra Gaye,

    Wah Wah..

    Aaj Wo Humse Jannat Me Takra Gaye,

    Aur Hamare Dil Se Aawaz Aai,

    "Fittay Moon” Tum Idhar Bhi Aagaye.. :-D

    Hhahaha


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  • Peeep
    Pe-peep Peeep
    Pe-peep
    Peep peep Pe’peep
    Ghng ghngg
    P-peep
    Pe’peep
    Pe peep

    Saamny Se Hat Jaaao..
    SMS Aa Raha Hai.. :-D


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  • Dost
    Sardar Doctor: Do You Smoke?

    Patient: Yes.
    Doctor: Alcohol.?
    Patient: Yes, Every Day.
    Doctor: Exercise.?
    Patient: Never.
    Doctor: Girlfriend.?
    Patient: Many.
    Doctor: O Yaar Tu Mujhy Bhi Apna Dost Bana Le.. :-D

    Hhahahha


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  • Bewafa Sanam
    Wo Aaye Hamari Qabar Per Diya Bujha Gaye,,

    Wo Aaye Hamari Qabar Per Diya Bujha Gaye,,

    Aur Diye Me Jo Tel Tha Wo Sar Pe Laga Gaye.. :-D

    Bewafa Sanam.. :-(


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  • Wah Ri Aurat
    Mard Agar Aurat K Liye Apni Gardan Bhi Katwa Le,
    To Bhi Wo Yehi Kahy Gi;

    "Sahi Nahi Katwai, Thora Nichy Se Katwani Thi.. :-D


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  • Ghar Wali
    College Wali "Lash Pash" Hoti Hai..

    Uni Wali "Zabardast" Hoti Hai..

    Hotel Wali "Mast" Hoti Hai..

    Office Wali "Thori Karvi" Hoti Hai..

    Ghar Wali "Thori Sweet" Hoti Hai..

    5 Star Wali "Thori Mahngi" Hoti Hai..

    Lekin Ek Baat Hai;
    "Chai Chai" Hoti Hai..

    Magar Aapki Soch Ko 21 Topon Ki Salami.. :-D
    Hhahaha


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  • Zardari To Nawaz
    Zardari To Nawaz:
    "Kaha Tha Na K Bivi Marwa De,
    Achy Din Shuru Ho Jayengy,,
    Meri Bivi Mari To Me Sadar Ban Gaya,
    Aur Teri Bivi Mari To Tu Jail Se Reha Ho Gaya." :-D

    Hahhaha


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