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Sumaira Malik's Profile on Funny SMS

Name: Sumaira Malik
Location: Lahore
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Member Since: 27 Feb 2014

About Sumaira Malik:

I love music

List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Sumaira Malik


  • Rikshaw Ka Khayal
    Ek Pathan Apne Rikshaw k Sath Khara Tha..
    1 Aadmi Aaya Aur Bola:
    "Bhai Gulshan Jaoge?"

    Pathan:
    Hum To Chala Jayega Lekin
    Hamara Rikshaw Ka Kon
    Khayal Rakhega.. :-D

    Hhahahaha


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  • Ek Memon Ki Neki
    Ek Memon se Marny k Baad Farishton ne Pucha:
    Koi Neki ki Thi Duniya Me?

    Memon: "Haan Ek Faqeer ko 1 Rupiya Dia Tha,
    1 Masjid Me 1 Lota Rakhwaya Tha,
    1 Hospital ko 5 Rupay Diye Thy..

    Farishton ne Kaha:
    Ye Le Apne 6 Rupay, Lota Pakarr
    Aur Dozakh me Chal. Shabashh... :-D

    Hhahahaha


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  • Ek Medical Student ne
    Ek Medical Student ne Apni Classmate
    Ko Apny Blood se Love Letter Dekar Kaha:
    Mujhe Iska Reply Zarur Dena..

    Larki ne Reply Diya:
    Tumhara Blood Group A+ Hai Aur Calcium ki Bohat Kami Hai.. :-D


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  • Ishara
    Ek Admi Coffee Shop Gaya Aur Coffee Ka Order Diya..

    Waiter Order Le Ker Aagy Gaya Aur
    Wahan Se Admi Ko Kuch Ishara Kiya.
    Phir Thori Dair Baad Bill Le Ker Aagaya..

    Admi: What About The Coffee?
    You Did Some Ishara And Got Me the Bill.?

    Waiter Replies: "Janab Samajhdar k liye Ishara He Coffee Hai" :-D

    Hhahaha


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  • Response
    Ek Larka Apni GF K Liye Chooriyan le K Gaya..
    .
    GF Sharmaty Huwe: Khud He Pehna Do Na..

    Larka: Mujhe Nahi Pata Tha k Itna
    Acha Response Mile Ga Warna Me Kapry Bhi Le Aata. :-D

    Hhahaha


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  • Khubsurat Soch
    Ek Khubsurat Soch..

    Hamesha Samjhota Kerna Seekho..
    Q K Thora Sa Jhuk Jany Se Paise Ziada Milty Hen.
    .
    Aur Agar Ziyada Jhuko to
    Paise Aur Ziada Milty Hen..

    From:- William Nargis.. :-D
    Hahahha


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  • STUDENT LIFE
    ((STUDENT LIFE))

    1 Hand on Pen, &
    The Other On Phone..
    .
    1 Ear on Lecture, &
    The Other On Classmates..
    .
    1 Eye on Board & The Other
    On Next Seated Girl-friend.
    .
    1 Foot on Ground & Other
    1 is On Friend's New Shoes.
    .
    Face Full With Respect 4
    Teacher & Heart Full With Abuses.
    .
    Attention to Lecture But
    Concentration On Cute Pals..
    .
    WHO SAID
    "STUDENT'S LIFE IS EASY" :-D

    Hahahha


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  • Qubuliat K Lamhy
    Ek Gadha Ro Ro Ker Khuda Se Eltija Kr Raha Tha..
    "Ya KHUDA Mujhy Perhny Ki Tofeeq De."

    Wo Lamhy Qubuliat K Thy,
    Uski Dua Kbol Hui Ab
    MaShaAllah
    Wo Ye Msg Parh Chuka Hai.. :-D

    Hhahahhaa


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  • Jese Ko Tesa
    1st Employee 2 Other: Aap K Father Kiya Kerty Hen??

    2nd: Ji Wo Jutay Bnatay Hen.

    1st: Phir Unhon ne Aapko Mochi Q Nahi Banaya?

    1st Admi Ny Sharminda Ho Ker 2nd Se Pucha:
    Aap K Father Kiya Kerty Hen??

    2nd: Wo Ek Shareef Insan Hen.

    1st: Phir Unhon Ne Aapko Shareef Q Nahi Banaya? :-D

    Hhahaha


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  • Kachray Ki Pehchan
    Chief Justice Ny Karachi Se Ek Hafty Me
    "Kachra" Uthany Ki Hidayat Ki Thi..
    Imran Khan Ny Pehly Hi Di
    "Aamir Liaqat" Ko Apni party Me Utha Liya,
    Isay Kehty Hen "Kachray Ki Pehchan" Kerny Wala Asli Leader.. :-D

    Hhahaha


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  • Our Documents
    Husband: Tum Itni Udaas Q Ho? Kiya Hua??

    Wife: Tumhare Laptop Me Ek Folder "My Documents" K Naam Se Hai,
    Jab K Uska Naam "Our Documents" Hona Chahiye Tha,
    Is Ka Matlab Hai K Tum Mujh Se Piyar Nahi Kerty,
    Jao Me Tum Se Baat Nahi Kerti.. :-D

    Husband: :-0

    Hhahaha


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  • Girl Asks Boy
    A Girl Asks Boy: What Do You Like In Me??


    Boy: Those 2 Big White Balls Having 2 Little Dots In It.

    Girl : What.??

    Boy: Your Beautiful Eyes Yaar.. :-D

    Hahhahha


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