Maha Abro's Profile on Funny SMS
Name: Maha Abro
Location: Multan
Country:
Member Since: 25 Feb 2014
About Maha Abro:
I study in B.A part-1
List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Maha Abro
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Driving Test
Driving Test K Doran Lady Se Sawal..
Aap Gari Chala Rahi Hen, Aap K Ek Taraf Pahar,
Aur Dusri Taraf Darya Ho Aur Achanak Samny Bachy Aa Jayen
To Aap Kiya Karen Gi..??
Lady: Me Gari Pahar Me Maar Dungi.
Officer: Aap Is Baar Bhi Fail Hen,
Pichli 3 Baar Se Aap Ko Bata Raha Hun k
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Na Cheekh Maarni Hai,
Na Chalang Maarni Hai,
Na Pahar Me Maarni Hai,
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Aap Ko Sirf "BREAK" Maarni Hai.. :-D
Hahahhaha
Category: Urdu Funny SMS
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CHATPATAY SACH
CHATPATAY SACH..
* Insan 3 Cheezen Kabhi Nahi Chupa Sakta,
Mohabbat, Khansi Aur Papad Khany Ki Aawaz.. :-)
*Taash Dunya Ki Wahid Azeem Game Hai
Jis Me Admi Begam Ko Utha Utha Ker Phenkta Hai.. :-)
*Class Me Sab Se Akhri Line Me Bethny Waly Larky
Result Waly Din Masjid Ki Pehli Line Me Bethy Hoty Hen.. :-)
* Mulk K Haalat Sirf Kunwary Hi Badal Sakty Hen,
Shadi Shuda To Apni Marzi Se Channel Bhi Nahi Badal Sakty.. :-)
* Bivi Aur Suraj Ek Jesy Hen..
Dono Ko Ghoor Ker Dekhny K Baad Aankhon Me Roshni Nahi Rehti.. :-D
Hhahaha
Category: Urdu Funny SMS
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Kanjoos
Doctor Mareez Se: Ji Aap Ko Kahan Dard Hai.??
Sheikh: Agar Fees Kam Kerty Ho To Batata Hun,
Warna Dhundty Raho Khud Hi.. :-D
Hhahaha
Category: Urdu Funny SMS
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Pakistan
PAKISTAN Duniya Ka Wahid Mulk Hai,
Jahan Zakhaair Zameen Se Daryaft Hony K Bajaye
SARKARI Officers K Banglon Se Daryaft Hoty Hen.. :-D
Category: Cool Jokes
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Nazar
Angrez K Khubsurat Gory Bacho Ko
Puri Duniya Ki Nazar Nahi Lagti,,
Aur Hamary Gandumi Aur Kaaly Bachon Ko
Puray Mohally Ki Nazar Lag Jati Hai.. :-D
Category: Urdu Funny SMS
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Khalaa
Her Insan Yehi Samajhta Hai K
Us K Baad Jo Khalaa Peda Hoga,
Wo Kabhi Bhara Nahi Ja Saky Ga,,
Magar Wo Ye Nahi Janta K,
Khalaa To Peda Hi Nahi Hota..!
Think About It..
Category: Motivational Quotes
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BAKWAS
Research Se Ye Baat Sabit Ho Gai Hai K
Jab Insan Ka Ooper Wala Hont
Neechay Walay Hont Se Mil Jaye To
BAKWAS BAND HO JATI HAI.. :-D
Hahhahaha
Category: Urdu Funny SMS
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Soch Badlo
Shadi Me Juton Ki Jaga Dulhay Ka Mobile Chhupa Den,,
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Yaqeen Karen K Dulha
5 Hazar Kiya 50 Hazar Bhi De Ga.. :-)
Soch Badlo,, Aamdni Barhaao.. :-D
Hhahaha
Category: Urdu Funny SMS
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CHUTKARA
Biwi: Chalo Utho, CHAI BANAO.
Shohar Uth Kar Seedha Bahar Jany Laga.
Biwi: Kahan Jarahe Ho?
Shohar: Wakeel K Pass, TUM SE CHUTKARA Pane Keliye.
Thori Dair Baad Shohar Ghar Wapas Aaya
Aur Chai Banane Laga.
Biwi Ne Poucha: Kya Hua.?
Shohar:Kuch Nahi, WAKEEL SAHAB Bartan Dhorahe Thy.. :-D
Hahaha
Category: Urdu Funny SMS
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Ghussa
Agar Kabhi Ghussa Aaye To
Ghusse Ka Khoob Faaida Uthana
Aur Ghar Ki Safai Shuru Ker Dena..
QK Ghusse Me Achi Aur
Jaldi Safai Hoti Hai.. :-D
Hhahaha
Category: Urdu Funny SMS
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ishan
Ab tughe chahiye raat main sone se pehly
Ishan parhly apni zindagi khone se pehiy
Paye ga sukoon tu Allah k zikar main
Mily ga karar tere dil ko isi fikar main
Category: English Funny SMS
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Maghrib
Chal Diya Aaftab Ab Ghuroob Hony ko,,
Namaz-e-Maghrib Hai Ab Shuru Hony ko..
Khatam Ho Gaya Teri Zindagi Ka Ek Aur Din,,
Chala Gaya Ye Bhi Hath Se Teri Nekiyon Bin..!
Category: Islamic SMS
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