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Maha Abro's Profile on Funny SMS

Name: Maha Abro
Location: Multan
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Member Since: 25 Feb 2014

About Maha Abro:

I study in B.A part-1

List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Maha Abro


  • Open The Zip
    An Englishman And Pathan Inside The Toilet.

    Englishman: Good Evening, How Do U Do.?

    Pathan: Good Evening, I Open The Zip And Do Susu.. :-D

    Hhahahaha


    •   Category: Pathan Jokes   Send To Mobile  
  • Bomb
    Man: Officer! There's A Bomb In My Garden.

    Officer: Don't Worry.
    If No One Claims It Within Three Days,
    You Can Keep It.. :-D

    Hhahahaha


    •   Category: English Funny SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Aurat
    Aurat K Nazdeek Duniya Ki Sab Se

    Hygienic Cheez Us Ka Dupatta Hota Hai

    Jis Se Wo Dhuli Hui Plate Ko Bhi

    Ek Dafa Saaf Ker Leti Hai..

    Aur Chamchay Ko To Apny Angoothay Se Hi Paak Ker Leti Hai..

    Asal Me Safai Ka Rujhaan

    Allah Paak Ny Aurat Ki "Mitti" Me Goondh Rakha Hai.. :-D


    •   Category: Urdu Funny SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Naya Saal Mubarak
    Ya Allah..!

    2019 Me Meri Koi Namaz Qaza Na Ho..

    2019 Me Mujhy Pury Rozy Rakhny Ki Tofeeq Ata Ferma..

    2019 Me Mujhy Hajj Ki Sa'adat Naseeb Ferma..

    Aameen..

    Naya Saal Mubarak..


    •   Category: New Year SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Naya Saal
    Ay Kash Ye Naya Saal Khushyon Ki Naveed Laye..

    Is Mulk K Her Shehri Ko Ye Saal Raas Aaye..

    Na Ho Saniha Koi, Ab Na Ujray Koi Ghar,,

    Naye Saal Ka Her Lamha Pegham-e-Aman Laye..!

    Happy New Year..


    •   Category: New Year SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • ILU Means
    What Does ILU Means..?
    I= I
    L= Love
    U= Urdu
    So I Love Urdu..
    Tum Kiya Samjhy Thy.?
    I Love Ullu.??
    To Haan Me Tum Se Bhi Piyar Kerta Hun Mere Ullu.. :-D

    Hhahahha


    •   Category: Text Insults   Send To Mobile  
  • FANS
    FAN To Mere Bhi Bohat Ziyada Hen,,
    Lekin,,
    ,
    ,
    ,
    ,
    ,
    ,
    Sary K Sary
    ,
    Chhat Se Latky Huwe Hen.. :-D

    Hhahaha


    •   Category: Cool Jokes   Send To Mobile  
  • Eent Ka Jawab
    Me Ny Kabhi Eent Ka Jawab Pathar Se Nahi Diya,,

    Balke Wohi Eent Utha Ker Maari Hai..

    Ab Pathar Kon Dhoondta Phiry.. :-D

    Hahhaha


    •   Category: Cool Jokes   Send To Mobile  
  • Bachan Ki Yaden
    Kabhi Pehli Baar School Jany Se Dar Lagta Tha,,

    Aaj Apny Rasty Khud Chun Lete Hen..

    Kabhi Ammi Abbu Ki Her Baat Sachi Lagti Thi,,

    Aaj Un Se Her Baat Pe Jhoot Bolty Hen..!


    •   Category: Urdu Poetry SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Kiska Bacha
    Ek Kunwari Larki Ko Bacha Ho Gaya..

    Baap Ghusse Se: Batao Ye Kiska Bacha Hai.??

    Beti: Papa Agar Aap Ek Darjan Kele Kha Len To
    Aap Ko Kese Pata Chalega K Aapko Qabz Kis Kele Se Hui.. :-D

    Hahhahaha


    •   Category: Dirty SMS / Jokes   Send To Mobile  
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