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Maha Abro's Profile on Funny SMS

Name: Maha Abro
Location: Multan
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Member Since: 25 Feb 2014

About Maha Abro:

I study in B.A part-1

List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Maha Abro


  • Pati Patni Aur Ladai
    Karwa Chot Ka Wrat Kiya Meri Patni Ny,

    Boli Wrat Kerny Ko Naari Satti Chahiye.

    Bara Bhari Wrat Hai Ye Sab Ker Sakty Na,

    Isay Kerny K Liye Shudh Mati Chahiye.

    Nai Cheezen Is Din Use Kerti Hen Sabhi,

    Nai Sarhi Naya Haar Nai Juti chahiye,

    Me Ny Kaha Bas Kero Itna Na Keh Dena,

    Tum Bhi Purany Huwe Naya Pati Chahiye.

    Patni Se Hui Ladai Pit Gaye Mahesh Bhai,

    Boly Ab Mujhy Jeena Nahi Mar Jana Hai.

    Phansi Ka Phanda Banaye Jaldi Se Stool Laye,

    Boly Aji Sunti Ho Chala Ye Deewana Hai.

    Patni Ny Aa K Dhar Liye Dono Charn,

    To Boly Ab Wrath Tera Mujhy Samjhana Hai.

    Patni Boli Tumhen Samjhany Ki Na Mujhy Pari,

    Jaldi Se Jhoolo Mujhy Stool Le K Jana Hai. :-D

    Hahhaha


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  • Sher Ki Thi Shadi
    Ek Sher Ki Thi Shadi Nach Rahy Thy Sab Barati,

    Nachny Wala Wahan Pe Her Koi Sher Tha.

    Khany Wala Sher Tha Khilany Wala Sher Tha,

    Aur Gany Wala Sher Tha Bajany Wala Sher THa.

    Itny Me Dekha Ek Chuha Wahan Nach Raha,

    Ye Dekh Sabhi Chonky Ye Kamina Kab Sher Tha,

    Hath Jod Chuha Bola Aaj Me Hun Shadi Shuda,

    Shadi Se Pehly Yaaro Me Bhi Babbar Sher Tha. :-D


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  • Motapa
    Pakistani Awam Ki Sehat K Pesh-e-Nazar

    Hukoomat Ny Khany Peeny K Tamam Cheezen

    Mehengi Ker Di Hen Ta Ke

    Awam Kam Khaye Aur Motapy Se Bachy.. :-D

    From: (Imran Khan)


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  • Bechara Shoher
    Shoher Lakh Bhala Chahy To Kiya Hota Hai,

    Wohi Hota Hai Jo Begam Ny Kaha Hota Hai.

    Gham Ho Kis Baat Ka Begam Ko Kharidari Ka,

    Bill To Shoher K Hi Batway Se Ada Hota Hai.

    Dard Jodon Ka To Bas Jody Hi Janty Hen,

    Aur Is Dard Ka Marham Bhi Kahan Hota Hai.

    Ik Taraf Maa Hai Aur Ik Taraf Hai Begam,

    Jese Aaloo Koi Sandwich Me Daba Hota Hai.

    Baad Shadi k Yehi Kehta Phiry Hai Shoher,

    Waqt-e-Kunwargi Ka Dosto Apna Hi maza Hota Hai. :-D


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  • Confusion
    1st Dost: Kiya Baat Hai Itny Shock Me Q Ho?

    2nd Dost: Yaar Begam Ka Phone aya Tha

    Aaj Jaldi GHar Pr Bulaya Hai.

    1st Dost: To Is Me Pareshani Ki Kiya Baat hai?

    2nd Dost: Yaar Wo Keh Rahi Thi K
    Jaldi Ghar Ana, "Murgha" Banaungi.
    Ab Samajh Nahi Aa raha K UsKa Ishara
    Meri Taraf Tha Ya Murghy Ki Taraf.. :-D


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  • Dua
    Ay Mere Allah..!
    Hamen Bhi Un Logon Me Shamil Ferma Le
    Jinhen Tu Hidayat Fermata Hai,
    Aur Wo Jo Sirat e Mustaqeem Pr Chalty Hen,
    Aur Jin Ki Toba Ko Tu Qubool Kerta Hai,
    Jo Tera Khoob Shukr Ada Kerty Hen,
    Aur Jin Pr Tu Apna Khaas Karam Fermata Hai.

    Aameen..
    Jumma Mubarak..
    Good Morning..


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  • HANG RAPIST
    Chalty Hen Daby Paaun Koi Jaag Na Jaye,,

    Ghulami K Aseeron Ki Yehi Khas Ada Hai..

    Hoti Nahi Jo Qom Haq Baat Pe Yakjaa,,

    Us Qom Ka Haakim Hi Bas Un Ki Saza Hai..!

    HANG RAPIST PUBLICLY..


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  • Dua
    "Ay Mere Allah..!

    Mujhy Khabar Nahi K Jahannum K

    7 Darwazon Me Se Konsa Darwaza Mera Muntazir Hai,

    Lekin Agar Jahannum K Saaton Darwazy Mere Muntazir Hon Tab Bhi

    Ay Allah Tu Apny Karam Se Mujhy Muaaf Kr De

    Aur Apny Fazal Se Jannat K Sab Darwazy Mere Liye Khol De.."
    Aameen..
    Good Morning..


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  • Maahir
    Baba Ji Kehty Hen K Mere Ek Dost Ko

    Chaai Bhi Banani Nahi Aati Thi,,

    Phir Me Ny Usy Shadi Ka Mashwara Diya..

    Aur Ab MaShaAllah Wo

    Bartan Aur Kapray Bhi Dho Leta Hai.. :-D

    Hahhaha


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  • Romantic Ladai
    Gul Khan Aur Samandar Khan Me Ladai Ho Rahi Thi..

    Gul Khan: Me Tere Kapdy Phaad Dunga..

    Samandar Khan: Dekho Yara, Serious Ladai Me Romantic Baaten Mat Karo.. :-D


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  • Video folder
    Pathan Apni Bivi ko Doctor K Paas le gaya..

    Pathan: Doctor Saab Hamari Gul Bano Ko Jaldi Se Theek Ker Do

    Ye 16 GB ka Memory Card Nigal gai hai tabhi se gaane ga rahi hai...

    Doctor: Koi baat nahi sab theek ho jayega.

    Pathan: Hum to ye soch kar Paresan hai k

    Ja Video folder par Pohuchegi to kaya hoga?? :-D

    Hhahaha


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  • Happiness Vs Tension
    "KHUSHI" Ek Aisi Cheez hai,

    Jo Aapke paas na ho tab bhi Aap Chahen to Dusre ko de Sakte hen,,,

    Maze ki Baat Ye Hai k

    "TENSION" Bhi Aisi hi Ek Cheez Hai.. :-D


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  • Pregnant Sir
    Pappu Ko Class K Bahar Khara Dekh Kr Head Master Sahab Boly:
    \"Beta Aap Bahar Q Kharay Ho??

    Pappu: Sir Attendance K Time Sab "Present Sir" Bol Rahy Thy,
    Mere Munh Se Jaldi Me "Pregnant Sir" Nikal Gaya.. :-D

    Hhahaha


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  • Notice Board
    Ek Faqeer Ny Soty Waqt Apny Sirhany Side Board pr Notice Likha:

    Bhaiyyo.. Piyalay Me Sikky Daal kr Meri Neend Kharab Na Kero,

    Mehrbani kro Aur Sirf "Note" Dalo.. :-D


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  • Diagram of Bacteria
    Teacher: Draw a Diagram of Bacteria.

    Pappu: Here it is, Sir.

    Teacher: Where? You haven’t drawn anything.

    Pappu: Sir, Microscope Se Dekhen Gy To Nazar Aayega Na.. :-D

    Hahhaha


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