Maha Abro's Profile on Funny SMS
Name: Maha Abro
Location: Multan
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Member Since: 25 Feb 2014
About Maha Abro:
I study in B.A part-1
List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Maha Abro
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Corona Virus Pakistan
Hamary Mulk Me Sarkari Hospital Ka Matlab Hai
"Jaan Se Hath Dhona",
Aur Private Hospital Ka Matlab Hai
"Jaidad Se Hath Dhona"..
Is Liye Hath Dhoty Rahen Ta K
Dono Jaga Se Bachy Rahen.. :-D
From:- "Corona Virus Pakistan"
Category: Urdu Funny SMS
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Pati Patni Aur Ladai
Karwa Chot Ka Wrat Kiya Meri Patni Ny,
Boli Wrat Kerny Ko Naari Satti Chahiye.
Bara Bhari Wrat Hai Ye Sab Ker Sakty Na,
Isay Kerny K Liye Shudh Mati Chahiye.
Nai Cheezen Is Din Use Kerti Hen Sabhi,
Nai Sarhi Naya Haar Nai Juti chahiye,
Me Ny Kaha Bas Kero Itna Na Keh Dena,
Tum Bhi Purany Huwe Naya Pati Chahiye.
Patni Se Hui Ladai Pit Gaye Mahesh Bhai,
Boly Ab Mujhy Jeena Nahi Mar Jana Hai.
Phansi Ka Phanda Banaye Jaldi Se Stool Laye,
Boly Aji Sunti Ho Chala Ye Deewana Hai.
Patni Ny Aa K Dhar Liye Dono Charn,
To Boly Ab Wrath Tera Mujhy Samjhana Hai.
Patni Boli Tumhen Samjhany Ki Na Mujhy Pari,
Jaldi Se Jhoolo Mujhy Stool Le K Jana Hai. :-D
Hahhaha
Category: Mazahiya Shayari
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Sher Ki Thi Shadi
Ek Sher Ki Thi Shadi Nach Rahy Thy Sab Barati,
Nachny Wala Wahan Pe Her Koi Sher Tha.
Khany Wala Sher Tha Khilany Wala Sher Tha,
Aur Gany Wala Sher Tha Bajany Wala Sher THa.
Itny Me Dekha Ek Chuha Wahan Nach Raha,
Ye Dekh Sabhi Chonky Ye Kamina Kab Sher Tha,
Hath Jod Chuha Bola Aaj Me Hun Shadi Shuda,
Shadi Se Pehly Yaaro Me Bhi Babbar Sher Tha. :-D
Category: Mazahiya Shayari
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Motapa
Pakistani Awam Ki Sehat K Pesh-e-Nazar
Hukoomat Ny Khany Peeny K Tamam Cheezen
Mehengi Ker Di Hen Ta Ke
Awam Kam Khaye Aur Motapy Se Bachy.. :-D
From: (Imran Khan)
Category: Urdu Funny SMS
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Bechara Shoher
Shoher Lakh Bhala Chahy To Kiya Hota Hai,
Wohi Hota Hai Jo Begam Ny Kaha Hota Hai.
Gham Ho Kis Baat Ka Begam Ko Kharidari Ka,
Bill To Shoher K Hi Batway Se Ada Hota Hai.
Dard Jodon Ka To Bas Jody Hi Janty Hen,
Aur Is Dard Ka Marham Bhi Kahan Hota Hai.
Ik Taraf Maa Hai Aur Ik Taraf Hai Begam,
Jese Aaloo Koi Sandwich Me Daba Hota Hai.
Baad Shadi k Yehi Kehta Phiry Hai Shoher,
Waqt-e-Kunwargi Ka Dosto Apna Hi maza Hota Hai. :-D
Category: Mazahiya Shayari
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