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Maha Abro's Profile on Funny SMS

Name: Maha Abro
Location: Multan
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Member Since: 25 Feb 2014

About Maha Abro:

I study in B.A part-1

List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Maha Abro


  • CHUTKARA
    Biwi: Chalo Utho, CHAI BANAO.

    Shohar Uth Kar Seedha Bahar Jany Laga.

    Biwi: Kahan Jarahe Ho?

    Shohar: Wakeel K Pass, TUM SE CHUTKARA Pane Keliye.

    Thori Dair Baad Shohar Ghar Wapas Aaya
    Aur Chai Banane Laga.

    Biwi Ne Poucha: Kya Hua.?

    Shohar:Kuch Nahi, WAKEEL SAHAB Bartan Dhorahe Thy.. :-D
    Hahaha


    •   Category: Urdu Funny SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Ghussa
    Agar Kabhi Ghussa Aaye To

    Ghusse Ka Khoob Faaida Uthana

    Aur Ghar Ki Safai Shuru Ker Dena..

    QK Ghusse Me Achi Aur

    Jaldi Safai Hoti Hai.. :-D

    Hhahaha


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  • Lift Operator
    Sardar Dost se: Me Ek Ungli Se 8 Aadmi Upar Utha Sakta Hun.

    Dost Herani se: Ary Wah Paaji. Wo Kese.?

    Sardar: Me Lift Operator Hun Na.. :-D


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  • ishan
    Ab tughe chahiye raat main sone se pehly

    Ishan parhly apni zindagi khone se pehiy

    Paye ga sukoon tu Allah k zikar main

    Mily ga karar tere dil ko isi fikar main


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  • Maghrib
    Chal Diya Aaftab Ab Ghuroob Hony ko,,

    Namaz-e-Maghrib Hai Ab Shuru Hony ko..

    Khatam Ho Gaya Teri Zindagi Ka Ek Aur Din,,

    Chala Gaya Ye Bhi Hath Se Teri Nekiyon Bin..!


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  • Asar
    Dekh Aagai Namaz-e-Asar Tawanai Le Ker,,

    Quwwat Hai Is Me Tu Ise Ada Ker..

    Tandrust Hai Tu Aaj Ye Shuker Ada Ker,,

    Badan Ko Apne Tu Sajdon Ki Lazzat Diya Ker..!


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  • Qabza
    Duniya K Ziyada-tar Currency Notes Per

    Aadmi Ki Tasveer Hoti Hai,

    Magar,,

    In Per Qabza Aurton Ka Hi Hota Hai.. :-D

    Hhahaha


    •   Category: Urdu Funny SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Subha Ka Salam
    Subha Ka Salam Sirf Ek Rasam Nahi Hai

    Balke Ek Ehsas-e-Fikr Bhi Hai. Ta Ke

    Rishty Salamat Rahen Aur

    Yaden Beki Rahen..

    Allah App Ko Hamesha Khush Rakhen.

    Aameen..

    Subha Bakhair..


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  • One More Chance
    Pakistani Soldiers Capture An Indian Captain,
    They Gave Him A Dice & Said:
    If U Get 1,2,3,4,5,We Will Kill U,,,

    Indian Asked: Aur Agar 6 Aaya To.?

    Soldiers: LUDO Nahi Kheli Kiya.??
    Phir Se Chance Milega.. :-D

    Hhahaha


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  • Thand Lag Rahi Hai
    Pappu: Thand Lag Rahi Hai??

    Bubbly: Nahiii

    Pappu: Thand Lag Rahi Hai??

    Bubbly: Nhiiii

    Pappu: Thand Lag Rahi Hai??

    Bubbly: Tu Baar Baar Same Question Q Pooch Raha Hai??
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    Pappu: Bcoz I Wanna Hug You.. :-D

    Hhahahha


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