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Maha Abro's Profile on Funny SMS

Name: Maha Abro
Location: Multan
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Member Since: 25 Feb 2014

About Maha Abro:

I study in B.A part-1

List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Maha Abro


  • Driving Test
    Driving Test K Doran Lady Se Sawal..

    Aap Gari Chala Rahi Hen, Aap K Ek Taraf Pahar,
    Aur Dusri Taraf Darya Ho Aur Achanak Samny Bachy Aa Jayen
    To Aap Kiya Karen Gi..??

    Lady: Me Gari Pahar Me Maar Dungi.

    Officer: Aap Is Baar Bhi Fail Hen,
    Pichli 3 Baar Se Aap Ko Bata Raha Hun k
    ,
    Na Cheekh Maarni Hai,
    Na Chalang Maarni Hai,
    Na Pahar Me Maarni Hai,
    ,
    ,
    Aap Ko Sirf "BREAK" Maarni Hai.. :-D
    Hahahhaha


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  • CHATPATAY SACH
    CHATPATAY SACH..

    * Insan 3 Cheezen Kabhi Nahi Chupa Sakta,
    Mohabbat, Khansi Aur Papad Khany Ki Aawaz.. :-)

    *Taash Dunya Ki Wahid Azeem Game Hai
    Jis Me Admi Begam Ko Utha Utha Ker Phenkta Hai.. :-)

    *Class Me Sab Se Akhri Line Me Bethny Waly Larky
    Result Waly Din Masjid Ki Pehli Line Me Bethy Hoty Hen.. :-)

    * Mulk K Haalat Sirf Kunwary Hi Badal Sakty Hen,
    Shadi Shuda To Apni Marzi Se Channel Bhi Nahi Badal Sakty.. :-)

    * Bivi Aur Suraj Ek Jesy Hen..
    Dono Ko Ghoor Ker Dekhny K Baad Aankhon Me Roshni Nahi Rehti.. :-D

    Hhahaha


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  • Kanjoos
    Doctor Mareez Se: Ji Aap Ko Kahan Dard Hai.??

    Sheikh: Agar Fees Kam Kerty Ho To Batata Hun,
    Warna Dhundty Raho Khud Hi.. :-D

    Hhahaha


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  • Pakistan
    PAKISTAN Duniya Ka Wahid Mulk Hai,

    Jahan Zakhaair Zameen Se Daryaft Hony K Bajaye

    SARKARI Officers K Banglon Se Daryaft Hoty Hen.. :-D


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  • Nazar
    Angrez K Khubsurat Gory Bacho Ko

    Puri Duniya Ki Nazar Nahi Lagti,,

    Aur Hamary Gandumi Aur Kaaly Bachon Ko

    Puray Mohally Ki Nazar Lag Jati Hai.. :-D


  •   Category: Urdu Funny SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Khalaa
    Her Insan Yehi Samajhta Hai K

    Us K Baad Jo Khalaa Peda Hoga,

    Wo Kabhi Bhara Nahi Ja Saky Ga,,

    Magar Wo Ye Nahi Janta K,

    Khalaa To Peda Hi Nahi Hota..!

    Think About It..


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  • BAKWAS
    Research Se Ye Baat Sabit Ho Gai Hai K

    Jab Insan Ka Ooper Wala Hont

    Neechay Walay Hont Se Mil Jaye To

    BAKWAS BAND HO JATI HAI.. :-D

    Hahhahaha


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  • Me Baap Hun
    Purany Zamany Me Father's Day Nahi Hoty Thy..

    Baap Ka Jab Dil Kerta Tha,

    Wo Juta Utha Ker Bachon Ko Yad Kera Deta Tha K

    "Me Baap Hun.." :-D

    Hahhahaha


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  • Soch Badlo
    Shadi Me Juton Ki Jaga Dulhay Ka Mobile Chhupa Den,,
    ,
    Yaqeen Karen K Dulha
    5 Hazar Kiya 50 Hazar Bhi De Ga.. :-)

    Soch Badlo,, Aamdni Barhaao.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  •   Category: Urdu Funny SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • CHUTKARA
    Biwi: Chalo Utho, CHAI BANAO.

    Shohar Uth Kar Seedha Bahar Jany Laga.

    Biwi: Kahan Jarahe Ho?

    Shohar: Wakeel K Pass, TUM SE CHUTKARA Pane Keliye.

    Thori Dair Baad Shohar Ghar Wapas Aaya
    Aur Chai Banane Laga.

    Biwi Ne Poucha: Kya Hua.?

    Shohar:Kuch Nahi, WAKEEL SAHAB Bartan Dhorahe Thy.. :-D
    Hahaha


  •   Category: Urdu Funny SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Ghussa
    Agar Kabhi Ghussa Aaye To

    Ghusse Ka Khoob Faaida Uthana

    Aur Ghar Ki Safai Shuru Ker Dena..

    QK Ghusse Me Achi Aur

    Jaldi Safai Hoti Hai.. :-D

    Hhahaha


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  • Lift Operator
    Sardar Dost se: Me Ek Ungli Se 8 Aadmi Upar Utha Sakta Hun.

    Dost Herani se: Ary Wah Paaji. Wo Kese.?

    Sardar: Me Lift Operator Hun Na.. :-D


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  • ishan
    Ab tughe chahiye raat main sone se pehly

    Ishan parhly apni zindagi khone se pehiy

    Paye ga sukoon tu Allah k zikar main

    Mily ga karar tere dil ko isi fikar main


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  • Maghrib
    Chal Diya Aaftab Ab Ghuroob Hony ko,,

    Namaz-e-Maghrib Hai Ab Shuru Hony ko..

    Khatam Ho Gaya Teri Zindagi Ka Ek Aur Din,,

    Chala Gaya Ye Bhi Hath Se Teri Nekiyon Bin..!


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