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Maha Abro's Profile on Funny SMS

Name: Maha Abro
Location: Multan
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Member Since: 25 Feb 2014

About Maha Abro:

I study in B.A part-1

List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Maha Abro


  • Pappu Pinki ko
    Pappu Pinki ko pasand karta hai
    aur Pinki Pappu k bhai ko.
    Jab k Pappu k Bhai ko Pinki
    ki Behan achi lagti hai.
    aur Pinki ki Behan
    Pappu ko pasand karti hai
    Halan-k Pappu pehle hi Pinki ko chahta hai
    Ab jabki Pinki ko Pappu acha nahin lagta
    aur Pappu ka Bhai Pinki k liye Razi nahi hai
    aur Pappu Pinki ki Behan se Pyar Nahi
    karta
    Jab k Pinki ki Behan ko Pappu ka Bhai acha
    Nahi lagta
    To ye Unka Personal Problem hai.
    Aap Q Faltu Me Apna Dimag Kharab ker rahe ho.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  •   Category: Urdu Funny SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Dusri
    Arz Kiya Hai..

    Ruthi Hai Aise Wo Humse
    Jese Hum Sach me Unhe Mana Lenge,,
    .
    .
    Wah-Wah
    .
    .
    Itna Waqt Kon Berbad Kare
    Itne me To Hum DUSRI Pata Lenge.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  •   Category: Mazahiya Shayari   Send To Mobile  
  • Item SMS
    Why Boys Call All Girls "Item"?
    .
    .
    .
    Bcoz Item Means "Maal"
    Maal Means "Paisa"
    Paisa Means "Laxmi"
    Aur
    Ladkiyan to Ghar Ki Laxmi Hoti Hen.. :-D
    .
    "Rishta Wohi Soch Nayi" :-)

    Hahhaha


  •   Category: Hindi Funny SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • I Am Smart
    U Are The Reason That I Am Smart..

    U Are The Person Who Stole My Heart..

    My Life Is Short And U Are The Part..
    I Love,
    I Love U With True Heart..!


  •   Category: English Love SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Judwa Bachay
    Ek Sardar K Judwa Bachay Huwe..
    Us Ny Apni Bivi Ko Khoob Mara..

    Dost:
    Yaar Bhabhi Ko Q Maar Rahy Ho??

    Sardar:
    O Yaar Ye Mujhy Batati Nahi K
    .
    Dusry Bachy Ka Baap Kon Hai.. :-D

    hahahha


  •   Category: Sardar Ji SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Me Tujhe Pyar Nahi Karti
    Me Lafzon Me Kuch Bhi Izhaar Nahi Karti,
    Iska Matlab Ye Nahi K Me Tujhe Pyar Nahi Karti..
    .
    Chahti Hun Me Tujhe Aaj Bhi Per,
    Teri Soch Me Apna Waqt Bekar Nahi Karti..
    .
    Tamasha Na Ban Jaye Kahi Mohabbat Meri,
    Isiliye Apne Dard Ko Namudar Nahi Karti..
    .
    Jo Kuch Mila Hai Usi Me Khush Hun Me,
    Tere Liye Allah Se Taqraar Nahi Karti..
    .
    Per Kuch To Baat Hai Teri Fitrat Me Ae Zalim,
    Warna Me Tujhe Chahne Ki Khataa Bar-Bar Nahi Karti..
    .
    Me Lafzon Me Kuch Bhi Izhaar Nahi Karti,
    Iska Matlab Ye Nahi K Me Tujhe Pyar Nahi Karti..!


  •   Category: Urdu Love SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Puncture Tyre
    Ek Molvi Ka Jamaat Keraty Huwe
    Wuzu Toot Gaya Phir Bhi
    Us Ny Namaz Puri Parha Di.

    Jab Us Ny Salam Phera To
    Pichy Bethy Ek Pathan Ny Kaha:

    "Molvi Saab Maan Gaya AapKi
    Drivery Ko,
    Puncture Tyre K Sath Bhi
    Mnzil Per Pohcha Diya.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  •   Category: Pathan Jokes   Send To Mobile  
  • KHARBOOZY K Faaidy
    KHARBOOZY K Faaidy..

    "Germi Tapish Aur Loo Se Bachao
    Aur
    Uric Acid Aur Dusry
    Zehrilay Fuzlaat Peshab K Zarye
    Nikalny Ki Khasiyat
    Allah Paak Ny Is Phal Me
    Rakh Di Hai.
    Ye Dawa Bhi Hai Aur
    Laziz Ghiza Bhi..
    Is Ka Zarur Istemal Kijiye..

    Aksar Log Is Ko Dekh Ker
    Rang Bhi Pakarny Lagty Hen.. :-D


  •   Category: Abbreviation SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Maafi Mangna
    Aksar Logon Ko Kisi Ka
    Dil Torr Ker Maafi Mangna Aasan Lagta Hai..

    Magar,
    Apna Dil Tootny K Baad
    Kisi Ko Maaf Kerna
    Bohat Mushkil Lagta Hai..!

    Have A Nice Day..


  •   Category: Motivational Quotes   Send To Mobile  
  • Mujh Se Shadi Kero Gi
    Boy: Mujh Se Shadi Kero Gi?
    Girl: Q??

    Boy: Mere Abba Gaaun K Sab Se Baray Admi Hen.
    Girl: Phir Mujhy Manzoor Hai..

    Dono Ki Shadi Ho Gai Phir
    Pata Chala K Larky Ka Abba
    110 Saal Ka Hai.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  •   Category: Boys vs Girls SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Last Task
    Husband:
    Idhar Udhar Fuzool Q Ghoom Rahi Ho?
    Is Se Acha Hai K
    "Blue Whale Game" Hi Khel Lo.. :-)

    Wife:
    Me Bachpan Se Khel Rahi Hun.
    Tum Se Shadi Mera
    "Last Task" Tha.. :-D

    hahahha


  •   Category: Urdu Funny SMS   Send To Mobile  
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