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Maha Abro's Profile on Funny SMS

Name: Maha Abro
Location: Multan
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Member Since: 25 Feb 2014

About Maha Abro:

I study in B.A part-1

List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Maha Abro


  • Tera Paper
    Atif Aslam Live In An Exam..



    Kuch Is Tarah Teri Copy,

    Meri Copy Se Miladay,



    Answer Teray..Sary Mujhy

    Paper Pe Chapa De,

    Tu Her Ghari Her Waqt Sir K Sath Raha Hai,

    Han Yeh Jism Bloody Fool

    Abhi Kaanp Raha Hai,

    Jo Solution Hen Ye Tere,

    Unhen Tu Mera Pata De!

    Kuch is Trha Tera Paper

    Mere Paper Se Milade.. :-D



    Hhahaha


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  • SUNO Jb Paper Aata ho
    SUNO Aisa Nhi Krty
    "Jab Paper Aata hi na ho to Ink Zaya Nhi krty"

    SUNO Jab Nakal ka Chance ho
    to phir Parha Nhi krty"

    SUNO Jb Dost Laaik ho Apna,
    to Booti Laya Nhi Krty.

    Suno Examinr ko Gaaliyan Dete hen,
    Sir pe Charhaya Nhi krty.

    Suno Yahan ka System Ulta hy,
    Jo Guess me Hon Sawal Wo Aya Nhi krty.

    Suno Ye Boht Hassaas Ghari Hoti hy,
    Dost ko Paper me Aazmaya Nhi krty.

    SUNO Jb Paper Aata ho,
    Kisi ko Dikhaya Nhi Krty.. :-D


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  • Ye Hi Kafi Hy
    "DUA"

    "Mere ALLAH..!

    Meri Izzat K Liye
    Ye Hi Kafi Hy K
    Me Tera Banda Hoon
    Aur
    Mere Fakhar K Liye
    Ye Hi Kafi Hy k
    Tu Mera Parwardigar Hy..
    .
    Tu Wesa Hi Hy Jesa
    Me Chahta Hoon

    Bas Tu Mujh Ko Wesa
    Bana De Jesa Tu Chahta Hy..

    "Aameen"
    Jumma Mubarak
    Good Morning


  •   Category: Good Morning SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Jumma Mubarak
    "Aur Jis ne Apne Aap ko
    Khwahishat Ka Ghulam Ban'ne
    Se Rokey Rakha,
    Pas Be-Shak Jannat Hi Us Ka Thikaana Hai."

    (AL-QURAAN)
    Jumma Mubarak..


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  • Musharraf vs Bush
    Bush: Meri Pain da Chaar Munda Hua Ay.

    Musharraf: Mubarak Hovay.

    Bush: But ik Masla Ay.

    Musharraf: O ki.?

    Bush: Pio da Pata Nai Ay.

    Musharraf: Koi Gal Nai,
    USAMA De Pa Diyo.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  •   Category: Punjabi Funny SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • BHARWA
    BHARWA
    .
    .
    BHARWA
    .
    .
    .
    .
    BHARWA

    Jaldi Jaldi Petrol BHARWA lo..
    Halaat ka Kuch Pata Nahi Hai. :-D
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Tum Kya Samjhy Thy.. :-D


  •   Category: Double Meaning SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • AAJ KI BAAT
    AAJ KI BAAT..

    "Agar Dunya Me Zyada
    Kaam Kerny Se Qadar
    Hoti,
    To
    GADHA Sab Se Zyada
    Izzat-dar Hota.. ;-)

    Dedicated To All My
    Hardworking Friends.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  •   Category: Urdu Friendship SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Single Friends
    "For My Single Friends"

    Zamane Ki Her Jeet Aap K Naam Ho

    Zindgi Ki Khushyan Aap K Naam Ho

    Dil Se Dua Hai Aap K Lye

    2018 Ke Dulha/Dulhano Me Shamil Aapka B Naam Ho.. :-D


  •   Category: Happy Marriage SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Love Defination
    LOVE Before..

    Starts From Eyes,
    Grows With Gifts,
    Ends With Tears
    .
    But 2Day
    .
    LOVE"

    Starts From Mobiles,
    Grows Wd Balance Share,
    Ends Wd
    Number Buzy.. :-(


  •   Category: Urdu Love SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • ANGREZI YAADEN
    (ANGREZI YAADEN)

    Mere Aangan Me Kabhi Flower Khila Krty Thy.

    Meri Eyes Me B Dreams Basa Krty Thy,

    Mujhko Halaat Ki Aandhi Ne Giraya Othrwise.

    Mere Shadow Me B Kuch People Raha Krty Thy,

    Hen Remembr Hamen Rafaqat Ki Wo Watch Ab B.

    Dil Ki Heartbeat B Tere Sath Suna Krty Thy,

    Aaj Wo Mehfil Me Stranger Bnay Bethey Hen.

    Jo Kabi Mujhy Apni Life Kaha Krty Thy.

    Ab Trasti Hen Teri Deed Ko Eyes,

    IK Period Tha Hm Roz Mila Krty Thy.. :-D


  •   Category: Smile SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • 3 Cheezen
    3 Cheezen Hamesha K Liye Bhula Do..

    1- Dard
    2- Gham
    3- Roothna
    .
    3 CheezeN Kabhi Na Bhulana..

    1- "Maha"
    2- Us K Msgs
    3- Us Ki Personality.. ;-)
    .
    3 Kaam Kabhi Na Kerna..

    1- Is Msg Ko Edit kerna
    2- Apna Naam Likhna
    3- Dusron Ko Msg Bhej k Impress Karne ki Nakaam Koshish Kerna... :-D


  •   Category: Self Praising SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Naan vs Lays
    Naan 10 Rupay Ka Hai
    Aur Lays Bhi 10 Ka Hai..

    Ab Aap Ki Marzi Hai K
    Aap Ko Hawa Khani Hai
    Ya
    Pait Bhar Roti Khani Hai.. :-)

    Hahhaha


  •   Category: Smile SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Gas Nai Aa Rahi
    Punjabi Kurri: Janu Aaj Gas Nai Aa Rahi.

    Punjabi Munda: Janu 7up Me
    Namak Daal Ker Piyo, Foran Aayegi.

    Kurri: Ullu da Puttar,
    Me Chulhay di Gas Ka Keh Rai Thi.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  •   Category: Punjabi Funny SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Loan Le Lo
    Pathan: O Yara Hum Ko Paise Chahiye,
    Hamary Paas Kapray Nahi Hen Pehanny K Liye,
    Hum Kiya Kare.??

    Dost: Tum Bank Se Loan Le Lo.

    Pathan: Hum Loan Le Ker Kiya Karega?
    Hum Ko To Sirf COTTON Pehanny Ka Aadat Hai.. :-D

    Hahahha


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