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Maha Abro's Profile on Funny SMS

Name: Maha Abro
Location: Multan
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Member Since: 25 Feb 2014

About Maha Abro:

I study in B.A part-1

List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Maha Abro


  • Momin vs Momina
    Molvi: Momin Mehman Se Nahi Ghabrata
    Chahy Wo Ek Din Rahy Ya 4 Din..

    Begam: Lekin Molvi Saab Momina To Ghabrati Hai Na
    QK Ghar Ka Sara Kaam To Usay Hi Kerna Parta Hai.. :-( :-D


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  • Kamar Dard
    Kamar Dard Ka Behtreen Elaaj..

    "Agar Ghar Per Letay Letay Aap Ki Kamar Dard Kerny Lagy To

    Ek Chakkar Bazar Ka Laga Len..

    Police Muft "Tikor" Ker Rahi Hai.." :-D

    Hhahaha


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  • Jaam
    Uski Yaad Me Jaam Hath Me Utha Liya..

    Phigaya Bread Per Aur Fatafat Kha Liya..

    Dukh Apni Jaga..

    Bhook Apni Jaga.. :-D


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  • Guzara
    Lady: Doctor Sahab Ab Mere Shoher Kese Hen??

    Doctor: Wo Mujhy Kuch Theek Nahi Lag Rahy.

    Lady: Lo Batao Theek To Wo Mujhy Bhi Kabhi Nahi Lagy,

    Bas Bachon Ki Khatir Guzara Ker Rahi Hun.. :-D


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  • Sugar Control
    Shoher: Begam Chai Pheeki Banana Doctor Ny Cheeni Mana Ki Hai.

    Begam: Me Alag Alag Chai Nahi Banaungi.

    Aap Laddu Kha K Chai Pi Lena Pheeki Lagy Gi.. :-D


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  • Meri Marzi
    Khary Khary Muskura Raha Hun To Meri Marzi..

    Latifa Khud Ko Suna Raha Hun To Meri Marzi..

    Me Jald Bazi Me Coat Ulta Pehan K Nikla,,

    Ab Aa Raha Hun K Ja Raha Hun Ye Meri Marzi..

    Jo Tum Ho Mehman To Q Na Aaye Mithai Le Ker,,

    Bitha K Tum Ko Utha Raha Hun Ye Meri Marzi..

    Ye Q Hai Saya Tuhari Deewar Ka Mere Ghar Per,,

    Me Jharoo De Ker Hata Raha Hun To Meri Marzi..

    Raqeeb Ki Qabr Me Patakhy Bhi Rakh Deye Hen,,

    Jo Qabl-e-Dozakh Dara Raha Hun To Meri Marzi..

    Jo Raat K 2 Bajy Hen Tum Ko Shikayaten Q ??

    Ye Meri Chhat Hai Me Ga Raha Hun To Meri Marzi..

    Me Nadehinda Hun Bank Tak Janty Hen JEDI,,

    Tumhara Qarza Bhi Kha Raha Hun To Meri Marzi..

    Ab Me Ja Raha Hun To Meri Marzi.. :-D :-)


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  • Charging
    Agar Koi Chota Bacha Din K Waqt Aram Se So Raha Ho To

    Samajh Jayen K Wo Raat Ko

    Aap Ki Neend Haram Kerny K Liye

    "Charging" Per Laga Hua Hai.. :-D

    Hhahaha


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  • Maa K Jo Qareeb Hoty Hen
    Maa K Jo Qareeb Hoty Hen,,
    Dushman Bhi Un K Habeeb Hoty Hen..

    Maa Jin K Paas Hoti Hai,,
    Wo Log Kahan Ghareeb Hoty Hen..

    Maa Jin Ki Zinda Hoti Hai,,
    Wo Bohat Khush Naseeb Hoty Hen..

    Allah Paak Hum Sab Ki Maaon Ko Salamat Rakhy.. (Aameen)


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  • Balance
    Friday Is The Balance Of The WEEK..

    Ramadan Is The Balance Of The YEAR..

    And Hajj Is The Balance Of The LIFE..

    Jumma Mubarak..

    Good Morning..


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  • Thandi Tips
    Thandi Tips..

    * Sakht Sardi Me Subha Ki Good Morning 12 Bajy Tak Qubool Ki Jayegi..

    * Subha Thanda Pani Daal Ker Uthana Khuli Dehshatgardi Samjhi Jayegi..

    * Razaai Ko Khenchna Mulk Se Gaddari K Barabar Mana Jayega..

    * Sakht Sardi Ko Dekhty Huwe Hukoomat Ny Faisla Kiya Hai K
    Nahaye Huwe Shakhs Ko Choony Wala Bhi NahayaHua Mana Jayega..

    A PUBLIC SERVICE Msg.. :-D
    Hhahaha


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  • Sukoon Rakhny Ka Wazeefa
    Ghar Me Sukoon Rakhny Ka Wazeefa..

    "Tum Bohat Khubsoorat Lag Rahi Ho,
    Kaam bhi Bohat Kerti Ho,
    Aur Tumhary Maikay Waly Kitnay Achay Hen.."

    Is Wazeefy Ko Rozana Apni Bivi K
    Samny 3 se 4 Martaba Parhny Se Ghar Me
    Sukoon Qaim Rehta Hai. Yaqeen Na Ho To Azma Ker Dekh Len.. :-D


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  • Aankh Maar K
    FUNNY..

    * Chuha Nikla Biil Se,,
    Happy New Year Dil Se..

    *Gaye Doodh Deti Hai Laat Maar K,,
    Naya Saal Mubarak Ho Aankh Maar K..

    * Aalu Sady Sady,
    Tamatar Sady Sady,
    Naya Saal Mubarak Ho Aapko
    Razai Me Pady Pady.. :-D


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  • USAY KEHNA DECEMBER JA RAHA HAI
    USAY KEHNA DECEMBER JA RAHA HAI..!

    Wo Kehti Thi Bata Dena,

    December Jab Guzar Jaye,

    To Meri Jaan Ko Aaye

    Kai Manhoos Se Shayar,

    Kahin Daf'aan Ho Jayen..

    Mujhy Kuch Kaam Kerna Hai,,

    Mujhy Araam Kerna Hai..

    Usay Kehna December Ja Raha Hai.. :-D

    Happy New Year..


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  • December Ab K Jao To
    December Ab K Jao To,,

    Mujhy Bhi Sath Le Jana..

    Yahan Ab Ji Nahi Lagta,,

    K Koi Bhi Nahi Apna,,

    Me Jin K Dam Se Hansta Tha,,

    Mujhy Us Ny Rulaya Hai,,

    Bohat Hi Dil Dukhaya Hai..

    K Jab Tak Gharz Ho Koi,,

    Yahan Her Shakhs Apna Hai,,

    Rahy Na Gharz Jab Baki,,

    Ye Akela Chhor Dety Hen..

    Sabhi Rishty, Sabhi Naaty,,

    Achanak Torr Dety Hen..

    December Ab K Jao To,,

    Mujhy Bhi Sath Le Jana..

    Mujhy Gumnaam Hona Hai..!


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