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Saima's Profile on Funny SMS

Name: Saima
Location: Lahore
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Member Since: 09 Feb 2014

About Saima:

I love this funny sms site.

List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Saima


  • Pathan pehlay rozay ko
    Pathan pehlay rozay ko Masjid me Naat perhny gaya to

    logon ny usay khoob mara..

    Wajha poochi to ek aadmi ny kaha :

    ye pehlay rozay ko hi ye naat perh raha tha,

    "Alwida Alwida Mahe Ramazan"


  •   Category: Pathan Jokes   Send To Mobile  
  • Jan so jao na, dekho raat k 12 baj gaye hen
    Girl:

    Jan so jao na, dekho raat k 12 baj gaye hen..

    Boy : Neend nhi arahi...

    Girl :

    Jan q itna sochty ho mery baary me,

    Itna piyaar kerty ho mujh se,

    Me tumhari hi to hun...

    Boy :

    Hul ree, chibri pehnjo kam ker, Mukhy

    paperan g tension aa tokhy wari ishq ji lagee aa..

    "Happy Papers Seasons"


  •   Category: Boys vs Girls SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • To realize the value of
    To realize the value of.....

    "One Year"
    Ask one who failed in an exam...

    "One Month"
    Ask one who has not received his salary...

    "One Week"
    Ask one who is hospitalised...

    "One Day"
    Ask one who is on Fasting...

    "One Hour"
    Ask one who is waiting for his beloved...

    "One Minute"
    Ask one who missed his train...

    "One Second"
    Ask one who just escape from an accident...


    Every moment is a treasure...

    Yesterday is history,

    Tomorrow is mystery.

    But

    Today is a gift...

    That's why is called

    Present...

    May Allah keep your present

    Happy and Safe...

    Good Morning


  •   Category: Good Morning SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Bomb Blast k baad
    Bomb Blast k baad ek admi chilla raha tha :

    O Mera haath urr gaya..

    Pathan : Hosla karo, Dekho us admi ka sar urr gaya,

    Wo b to chup chap leta huwa hai....:-)


  •   Category: Pathan Jokes   Send To Mobile  
  • Life is Test
    Life is Test,
    Islam is best,
    Namaz is must,
    Aakhrat is for rest,
    World is only dust,
    If Quran is in chest,
    nothing need next,

    Obey ALLAH first. 1st success wil b next


    Allah Aap ko Hazrat Ali ki Himmat,
    Hazrat Umar ki Taqat,
    Hazrat Usman ki Doulat,
    Hazrat Abubaker ki Sadaqat,
    Hazrat Sulaiman ki Saltanat,
    Hazrat Yusuf ki Khubsurti,
    Hazrat Bilal ki Awaaz,

    Aur Hazrat Mohammad(Saw) ki
    Chahat Naseeb Farmaye.
    Aameen


  •   Category: Islamic SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • (Parveen Shakir)
    (Parveen Shakir)

    Mere wajood ki jageer usne mangi hai

    Ajab khawab ki Tabeer usne mangi Hai

    Uski qaid mein rehti Hoon main pehle bhi

    Najane phir kyon zanjeer usne mangi Hai

    Guman Hota Hai wo bhool sakta Hai mujhe

    Kyun k aaj meri Tasveer usne mangi Hai

    Mere Khuda mujhe uske nasib me likh de

    K mujhse meri Taqdeer usne mangi hai.


  •   Category: Urdu Poetry SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • WAPDA MAN
    WAPDA MAN.
    Bijli Bnd krny ki Niyat:-

    Niyat Krtà Hön Me
    3 Ghanté Light Band Karné Ki
    Wasté Hukömàt K
    Zülm Ghrèéb Awàm Pr
    Hath Merà Switch Ki Tärf
    "O GAI".


  •   Category: Load Shedding SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • AP Ke nature in main se
    AP Ke nature in main se kis se milti hai.

    1-

    2-

    3-

    4-

    5-

    6-

    7-

    8-
    Reply me must then I tell u.


    ANSWERS:

    1-Sb ki lyf me intrfare krne wala

    2-Chup chap

    3-Bhola bhala bt thora shrarti

    4- Bohat jld naraz hone wala

    5- Sab ko khush dekhne wala.

    6- Dukh main muskrane wala.

    7- Kesi ki baat dil pe na lene wala.

    8- Sab se alag zara hat k.


  •   Category: Riddle & Puzzle SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • {{{{{GHAZAL}}}}}
    Sath to ek pal ka tha phir q mujhe yaad Aatey ho tum?

    Aks ki trha mere dil pe q chha Jatey ho tum!

    Dilbar b nahi ho mere humdam b nahi,
    ye raste p¡yar k mujhe phir q dikha jatey ho tum?

    Hum kabhi mile thay to ek ajnabi ki tarha,
    meri raaton ki neend phir q urra jatey ho tum?

    Hawaon se hum tumhara pata pochtey rahe
    Kuch isi tarha se apna deewana bana jatey ho tum!

    Sath to ek pal k tha phir q mujhe yaad Aatey ho tum..


  •   Category: Missing You SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Humei ye tu pata ha k Gravity Newton ki
    Humei ye tu pata ha k Gravity Newton ki,
    Radio Marconi ki ejad hai

    Lekin ye nae pata keh..

    Sabun (Soap)
    HAZRAT SALEH (A.S.) Ki Ejad Hai

    Pul (Bridge)
    HAZRAT YOUSAF (A.S) Ki

    Kashti (Boat)
    HAZRAT NUH (A.S) Ki

    Sheesha (Mirror)
    HAZRAT SULEMAN (A.S) Ki

    Sui (Needle)
    HAZRAT IDREES (A.S) Ki

    aur

    Kanghi (Comb)
    HAZRAT IBRAHIM (A.S) Ki Ejad Hai


    (Ye Msg Sab Ko Send Karein.
    Takeh Dunia Ko Pata Chaley Keh
    Ejadat Ka Silsila Humare ANBIA (A.S) Ne Shuru Keya Tha..


  •   Category: Islamic SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Agey Apki Marzi
    1 Shakhs Ko Ye Number

    0321-4818850

    Khwab Me Nazr Aya
    To
    Us ne
    "100" Ka
    Easy Load Kra Dia
    1
    Ghantey Me
    Usey
    1000
    Ka Not Para Mila

    Dosry
    Ne Isko Jhut Samjha
    To
    Uska Mobile Gum Ho Gya

    1 Larki Ne
    50 Ka Load Krwaya
    To
    "3" Din
    K
    Andar Andar
    Uska
    ENGLAND
    Se Rishta Aa Gya
    Mera Farz Tha Btana
    Agey
    Apki Marzi..


  •   Category: Urdu Funny SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Ek Kisan ka murgha budha ho gya
    Ek Kisan ka murgha budha ho gya to
    wo bazar sy jawan murgha ly aya
    aur murghi'oun mai chor dia.

    Budhay murghy ny jawan murghy ko dekha to
    pas aa k bola:

    larai sy behtar hy k hum 2no race laga kr
    haar jeet ka faisla kar lein.
    Jo jeet gya murghian uski. Magar mai
    budha ho mai pehly bhagon ga phr tum bhagna.

    Jawan murgha maan gya.
    Budha murgha shor machata bhag khra hua
    jawan b usky bad pechy bhaga.

    Shor sun k kisan bandoq ly k ghr sy nikla
    aur jawan murghy ko goli maar k bola:

    Dhat teri ki..! Ye 3sra murgha b LONDAYBAZ nikla

    Moral:Experience is more important than power!:-)


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