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Naila Soomro's Profile on Funny SMS

Name: Naila Soomro
Location: Karachi
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Member Since: 09 Feb 2014

About Naila Soomro:

I like funny sms very much

List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Naila Soomro


  • Sheikh Ko Khuwab Me
    Ek Sheikh Ko Khuwab Me
    Bohat Sari Larkiyan Jutay Maar Rahi Thin..

    Wo Ek Haftay Tak Bank Nahi Gaya
    QK
    Wahan Likha Tha K,

    "Hum Aap K Khuwabon Ko
    Haqeeqat me Badal Sakty Hen" :-)

    Hahha


  •   Category: Urdu Funny SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Sukoon Se Sony Ka Tareeka
    Yaar Sun Sukoon Se Sony Ka Tareeka..

    Roz Raat Ko Sony Se Pehly
    Ek Macchar Maar Diya Ker.
    Phir,,
    Baki K Macchar Us K Janazay
    Per Chaly Jaengy Aur Tu
    Sukoon Se So Jana.. :-D

    Ab Thanks Bol K Sharminda Mat Kerna.

    Qasam Se Bachpan Se Intelligent Hun,
    Per Kabhi Ghuroor Nahi Kiya.. :-D

    Hahhaha
    So Ja Good Night.. :-)


  •   Category: Good Night SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Wo To Mar Gaya
    Teacher: 1 Se 10 Tak Ginti Sunao.

    Pappu: 1,2,3,4,6,7,8,9,10

    Teacher Ghusse Se: 5 Kahan Hai?

    Pappu: Wo To Mar Gaya Sir.

    Teacher: Abay 5 Kese Mar Sakta Hai??

    Pappu: Sir Aaj Subha TV News
    Per Bata Rahy Thy K
    Chicken Goniya Se 5 Ki Moat Ho Gai.. :-D

    Hahhaha


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  • I Love My Friend
    Doctor:
    Aap ka Jigar(Liver) Bohat Kharab Hai..

    Pathan:
    Hum Ko Maloom Hai K Bohat Kharab Hai
    Magar
    I Love My Friend
    Jigar Hai Wo Apna.. :-D

    Hahhaha


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  • KHAYAL RAKHNA
    "Khayal Rakhna"
    .
    "Na Rang Aankhon Ka Laal Rakhna,
    "Na Viran Viran Sa Haal Rakhna,
    "Jo Chahton Mein Likhe The Main Ne,
    "Wo Lafz Saary Sambhal Rakhna,
    "Alag Alag Si Ada Dikhana,
    "Ada K Andar Kamaal Rakhna,
    "Tujhe Dilon Ki Mile Hakoomat,
    "To Shahon Jesa Jalaal Rakhna,
    "Meri Duaen Hen Sath Tere,
    ,
    "DOST"
    "Tum Bas Apna
    "KHAYAL RAKHNA"


  •   Category: Urdu Friendship SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Hum Bataen Gy RAB Ko Hashr K Roz
    Hum Bataen Gy RAB Ko Hashr K Roz..
    Jab Zarurat Thi Tere Bandon Ko,,
    Ibn-e-Qasim Koi Nahi Aya..

    Hum Kahen Gy Isy Aye Rab-e-Karim,,
    Marny Walon ki Dastano Ko,,
    Raqm Kerny Ki Nahi Aya..

    Siskiyon Cheekhon Aur Aahon Ko,
    Ker Diya Sun K An-Suni Sab Ny,,
    Is Muqaddar Ki Talkhiyon ko Kahin,,
    Narm Kerny koi Nahi Aya..

    Aye Shah-e-Do Jahan Tere Banday,,
    Dubty Kat'ty Rahy Marty Rahy,,
    Ik Dunya Thi Saahilon Pe Khari,,
    Ik Tamasha Bapa Tha Charon Taraf,,
    Zulm Ko Dekhty Sabhi Thy Magar,,
    Reham Kerny Koi Nahi Aya..
    Hum Bataen Gy RAB Ko Hashr K Roz..

    Ya Allah Burma K Musalmano Per Reham Ferma..


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  • Bakra Khaan Deyo
    Ek Lahori Wapda Office K Samny Khara Ho Ker Galiya De Raha Tha..

    Kisi Ny Waja Puchi To Us Ny Kaha:

    Me Bakra Mandi Bakra Len Gaya Si
    Te Light Chali Gai Aur Me
    Khato Le Aya Si..
    Hun Sara Saal To Khota Hi
    Khandy Ny. Kam Az Kam
    Bakra Eid Te Bakra Khaan Deyo.." :-D

    Hahhaha
    Eid Mubarak


  •   Category: Eid Mubarak SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Pathan Apny Dost Se Milny
    Ek Din Pathan Apny Dost Se Milny Punjab Gaya..

    Us Ny Usay Saib De Ker Kaha:
    "Paain Apple Khaen"

    Pathan Ny Pehly Saib Ko Dekha
    Phir Us Ki Baat Per Ghor Kiya To Samajh Aya K Wo
    Bol Raha Tha K
    "Bhai Saib Khaen.." :-D

    Hhahaha


  •   Category: Punjabi Funny SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • PILLA Samjhun Ya BILLA
    Pappu Ki Class Me Nai Teacher Aai..
    Us Ny Sab Bachon K Naam Puchy
    Pappu Ki Baari Aai To Wo Zor Zor Se Rony Laga.

    Teacher: Q Ro Rahy Ho.??

    Pappu:
    Mere Papa Meri Mummy Ko Billi Bolty Hen
    Aur
    Meri Mummy Papa Ko Kutta Bolti Hen
    Ab Mujhy Samajh Nahi Aata K
    Me Khud Ko
    PILLA Samjhun Ya BILLA.. :-D

    Hahhaha


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