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Naila Soomro's Profile on Funny SMS

Name: Naila Soomro
Location: Karachi
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Member Since: 09 Feb 2014

About Naila Soomro:

I like funny sms very much

List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Naila Soomro


  • Pathan Technician
    Pappu Auto Workshop Ja Ker Puchta Hai:
    Kiya Aap Car K Brakes Repair Ker Sakty Hen??


    Pathan Technician:
    Yara Hum Brakes To Repair Nahi Ker Sakta
    Magar Uske Horn Ko Ziyada Loud Ker Sakta Hai.. :-D

    Hahhaha


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  • Brave Pathan
    A Lady & Lion Were Kissing
    Each Other Inside a Cage in Circus..

    Ring Master Asked:
    "Can Anyone Do It?"

    Pathan: Yes I Can,
    Lekin Pehly Aap Sher Ko Pinjry Se Bahar Nikalo.. :-)

    Hhahaha


  •   Category: Pathan Jokes   Send To Mobile  
  • I Hate Hospitals
    A Girl Romantically said to Pathan:
    Me Tumko Wo Jaga Dikhati Hun
    Jahan Mera Apendix Ka Operation Hua Tha..

    Pathan: No Way, I Hate Hospitals.. :-D

    Hahahha


  •   Category: Pathan Jokes   Send To Mobile  
  • Proposing Style
    3 Boys Proposing 3 Girls..

    1st Boy: Tu Meri Laila Me Tera Majnu.

    2nd Boy: Me Tera Ranjha Tu Meri Heer.

    3rd Was Sardar:
    "Tu Meri Zara Me Tera Veer".. :-D

    Hahahha


  •   Category: Sardar Ji SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Daad
    Pappu: Me Kal Mushaery me Gaya
    to Logon ne Mujhe Utha k Bahir Phenk Diya.

    Dost: Wo Q?

    Pappu: Shaer ka Naam Hayat Tha
    Aur Me Usy Daad de Raha Tha;
    "WA HAYAT"
    "Waheyat"
    "Waheyat".. :-D

    Hhahaha


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  • Meethi Zuban
    Santa: Yaar Tum Her Waqt Sugar
    Kyun Khaty Rehty Ho.?

    Banta: "Meri Teacher Kehti Hen k
    Aapki Shakal Jesi Bhi Ho,
    Zuban Hamesha Meethi Honi Chahiye" :-D

    Hahaha


  •   Category: Santa Banta Jokes   Send To Mobile  
  • Larkon Per Ilzam
    Girl: Jab Bhi Kahin 5,6 Larky Jama Hoty Hen
    To Un Ka Mozu Larki Q Hota Hai.??

    Pappu: Jab 5,6 Larkiyan Jama Hoti Hen To
    Wo Konsa Taraveeh Parhati Hen,,
    Vaddi Aai Larkon Per Ilzam Lagany Wali.. ;-D

    Hahahha


  •   Category: Boys vs Girls SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Wait Plz
    Ek Pathan Jahaz Me Sawar Hony Laga
    To Airhostess Ny Rukny K Liye Kaha:
    "Wait Plz.."

    Pathan Foran Bola:
    Only 80 Ponds Baji.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  •   Category: Pathan Jokes   Send To Mobile  
  • DUA
    (( DUA ))

    "Aye Mere Perwardigar.!
    Apny Mehboob K Sadqy, Puri Dunya
    Me Jitny Log Fot Ho Chuky Hen
    Un Ki Maghfirat Ferma, Unhen Qabr
    K Azab Se Mehfooz Ferma,

    Jo Bimar Hen Ya Pareshan Hen,
    Tu Apny Karam Se Muaf Ferma Aur
    Unki Bimariyan Aur Pareshanyan
    Door Ferma.
    Aye Mere Perwardigar.!
    Apny Habeeb K Sadqy Tu
    Hum Sab K Gunahon Ko Muaf Ferma,
    Aur Her Kaam Me Hamen Kamyabi Ata Ferma
    Aur Hamara Naseeb Khol De.."

    Aameen
    Jumma Mubarak
    Subha Bakhair..


  •   Category: Good Morning SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Qarz-e-Hasna
    Teacher: Qarz-e-Hasna Kise Kehty Hen??

    Pappu: Jab Qarz Deny Wala Apny
    Paise Wapas Mangy Aur Lene Wala Hans De,
    Usay
    Qarz-e-Hasna Kehty Hen.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  •   Category: Student SMS Jokes   Send To Mobile  
  • WelCome
    Dost: Suna Hai Kal Tumhen Logon Ny Bohat Mara?

    Pathan: Haan Yara Kal Hum Ny Social Work Kiya Tha.

    Dost: Social Work Kesa?

    Pathan: Hum Ny Qabrustan K Gate Per
    WelCome Ka Board Laga Diya Tha.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  •   Category: Pathan Jokes   Send To Mobile  
  • Ghalti
    Admi: Mujhy Sardar Bana Do.

    Doctor: Us K Liye Tumhara 50% Dimagh Nikalna Paray Ga.
    Admi: Theek Hai Nikal Do.

    Doctor Ny Ghalti Se 90% Dimagh Nikal Diya.
    Aadmi Hosh Me Aaty hi Bola:

    "Oye Khana Kharab Ka Bacha,
    Sala Khocha Ye Tum Ny Kiya Ker Diya.? :-D

    Hahhaha


  •   Category: Urdu Funny SMS   Send To Mobile  
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