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Naila Soomro's Profile on Funny SMS

Name: Naila Soomro
Location: Karachi
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Member Since: 09 Feb 2014

About Naila Soomro:

I like funny sms very much

List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Naila Soomro


  • Murgi Aur Uske 3 Bachy
    Ek Murgi Aur Uske 3 Bachy
    Road Cross Ker Rahy Thy..

    Road Cross Karne K Baad
    Murgi K 1 Bachy Ne Kaha:
    Hum 7 Ne Road Cross Karli..
    7 Kese..??
    Socho,
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    Aur Socho,
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    Read Msg Again,
    Nahi Mila..?
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    Ary Yaar Bachy Hen,
    Kuch B Bolty Rehty Hen.
    Aap Tension Mat Lo. :-D


  •   Category: Urdu Funny SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • CONGRATULATIONS
    Jo STUDENTS Pass ho gaye,
    Unko CONGRATULATIONS..
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    &
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    Jo STUDENTS Fail ho gaye,
    Unko DOUBLE CONGRATULATIONS.. :-0
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    Qk Unki CLASS ME
    NAYI LADKIYAN HONGI.. :-p :-D
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    NOTE :
    FAIL HONE ME KOI NUQSAN NAHI HOTA. :-D

    Think Positive..


  •   Category: Student SMS Jokes   Send To Mobile  
  • Bohat Lambi Night
    Pehle Kero Wrong..
    Phir Kero Right..

    Phir Likho Left,,
    Thora sa Phir Write..

    Thora sa Loose,,
    Thora sa Tight..

    Chota sa Din,,
    Bohat Lambi Night..

    Bole to Aapko GooD NighT..
    :-D


  •   Category: Good Night SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Journey of LIFE
    The Journey of LIFE is
    Traveled Only Once..
    So,
    Make TAUBA for Past,
    SHUKR for Present
    &
    DUA 4 the Future.
    .
    Because Dua is the Only Element that Changes TAQDEER..

    Have A Nice Day


  •   Category: Islamic SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Ijazat de do
    Khud ko is Dil me Basany ki Ijazat de do..
    Mujh ko Tum Apna Banany ki Ijazat de do..
    Tum Meri Zindgi ka ek Haseen Lamha ho,,
    Phoolon se khud ko Sajany ki Ijazat de do..
    ..
    Me kitna Chahta hun Tujhy Bataun Kese
    Mujhy ye Baat Batany ki Ijazat de do..
    Tumhari Raat si Zulfon me Chand sa Chahra,
    Ye Jaan Tum Per Lutanay ki Ijazat de do..!


  •   Category: Urdu Love SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Bina Order k Maal
    Salesman Bohat Pareshan Tha..

    DEALER: Kya Hua.?

    S.MAN: Me 6 Months Se Tour Pe Tha,
    Phir Bhi Biwi Pregnant Ho Gai..

    DLR: Ab Tumhen Pata Chala
    Bina Order k Maal Aaye to Kesa Lagta Hai.. :-D

    Hhahahaha


  •   Category: Urdu Funny SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Hasrat
    Na Dekh Aasman Ko Itni Hasrat Se Aye Ansan...
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    Kisi Parinday Ny Munh Per
    Potty Ker Di To Sari Hasrat Nikal Jaye Gi.. :-D

    Hahhahha


  •   Category: Urdu Funny SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • DJ Singer
    Shadi Me Singer Ny Gana Start Kiya:

    "Jis Ko Dance Nahi Kerna Wo
    Ja K Apni Bhains Charaaye"

    Ye Sunty Hi Pathan
    Apni Begam Ko Le Ker
    Khany Ki Table Ki Taraf Chala Gaya.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  •   Category: Pathan Jokes   Send To Mobile  
  • Stupid Style
    Aapke Hath Me Mobile Hai,

    Chehre Pe Smile Hai,

    SMS Ki Ek Choti Si File Hai,

    Phir Bhi SMS Nahi Karte?

    Yaar, Ye Kon Sa Stupid Style Hai. :-D


  •   Category: Send Me SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Her Waqt Kerty Rehty Hen
    Subha Se Le K Sham Tak,
    Sham Se Le K Raat Tak,
    Raat Se Le Kar Subha Tak,
    Subha Se Phir Sham Tak..
    Her Waqt Kerty Rehty Hen,,
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    Light Band.. :-D
    Bus G Kia Bataun Light Ne Tang Kar Rakha Hai.. :-)

    Hahhaha


  •   Category: Load Shedding SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Tere Piyar Me
    Me Tere Piyar Me Itna Paglany Lagi Hun,,

    Jahan Bhi Jaun Tujhy Samny Pany Lagi Hun..

    Haalat Ye Hai K Aainy Me Bhi Tu Hi Dikhta Hai,,

    Aye Sanam Ab To Me Khud Ko Bhulany Lagi Hun..


  •   Category: Urdu Love SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Aakhri Khuwahish
    Marty Huwe Sharabi Se
    Bhagwan Ny Us Ki Aakhri Khuwahish Puchi..
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    Sharabi: Agly Janam Me
    Mujhy Daant Beshak Ek Hi Dena,
    Magar Liver 32 Dena..
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    Ek Dety Ho,
    Sala Itni Jaldi Kharab Ho Jata Hai.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  •   Category: Hindi Funny SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Tasveer
    Surat Per Aapki Fida Ho Ker
    Hum Ny Aapki Tasveer Banwai Hai..
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    Ghar Ko Hamary Nazar Na
    Lagy Kisi Ki Is Liye,,
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    Wo Tasveer Bahar Gate Per Tangwai Hai.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  •   Category: Text Insults   Send To Mobile  
  • Tasalli
    Ek Single Boy Jab Bhi
    Kisi Khubsurat Larki
    Ko Kisi Larky K Sath Dekhta Hai To
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    Apny Dil Per Hath Rakh
    Ker Khud Ko Tasalli Deta Hai;
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    Bhai Behan Hen..
    Bhai Behan Hen.. :-D

    Hhahahaha


  •   Category: Smile SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Makeup Q Kerti Hen
    Pathan:
    Yara Ye Aurten Itna Makeup Q Kerti Hen,
    Jab Dhekho Her Waqt Makeup Kiya Hota Hai..

    Sardar: Haan Yaar,
    Koi Aisi Tarkeeb Bata K
    Meri Bivi Makeup Kerna Chhor De..

    Pathan:
    Yara Us Ki Baat Mat Kero,
    Us Per Makeup Bohat Suit Kerta Hai.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  •   Category: Pathan Jokes   Send To Mobile  
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