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Naila Soomro's Profile on Funny SMS

Name: Naila Soomro
Location: Karachi
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Member Since: 09 Feb 2014

About Naila Soomro:

I like funny sms very much

List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Naila Soomro


  • Jummay Ki Fazilat
    Jummay Ki Fazilat..

    Jumma Momin K Liye EID Ka Din Hai..

    Jummay K Din Jahannum Ki Aag Nahi Jalai Jati..

    Jummay Ki Raat Dozakh K Derwazy Nahi Khulty..

    Jummay K Din Ghusal Ek Hafty K Gunahon Ka Kaffara Hai..

    Jummay K Din Naakhun Tarashna Beemari Se Hifazat Hai..

    Jummay K Din Durood Paak Se Behtar Koi Zikr Nahi..
    SubhanAlllah..
    Jumma Mubarak..


  •   Category: Good Morning SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • 3 Sardar Talking About Aids
    3 Sardar Talking About Aids..

    1st: Me To Condom K Bina Kerta Hun..

    2nd: Me To Ungli Me Bhi Condom Pehanta Hun..

    3rd Sardar: O Yaar Me To Bilkul Risk Nahi Leta, Parosi Se Kerwata Hun..

    Us Ki Baat Sun Ker Baki Dono Behosh Ho Gaye.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  •   Category: Dirty SMS / Jokes   Send To Mobile  
  • Sawa Sair
    3 Choohy Apny Aap Ko Bahadur Sabit Kerny Ki Koshish Ker Rahy Thy..

    1st: Me Zehreela Khana Kha sakta Hun..

    2nd: Me Chuha Maar Trap Me Se Cheez Nikal K Kha Sakta Hun..

    3rd Chuha Ye Sun Ker Jany Laga..

    1st Chuha: Tum Kahan Ja Rahy Ho??

    3rd Chuha: Yaaro Aaj Me Billi K Sath Date Maarny Ja Raha Hun.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  •   Category: Urdu Funny SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Angrez Pathan Aur Sardar
    Angrez, Pathan Aur Sardar Aapas Me Baaten Ker Rahy Thy..

    Pathan: Meri Bivi To Bohat Cold Hai..

    Angrez: Meri Wife To Bohat Hot Hai..

    Sardar: Yaar Me To Bohat Confuse Hun QK
    Mujhy To Wo Cold Lagti Hai Magar
    Saary Parosi Kehty Hen K Wo Bohat Hot Hai.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  •   Category: Urdu Funny SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Tussi Great Ho
    3 Idiot Movie Would Have Been A More Bigger Hit,,
    If Kareena Kapoor Would Have Also Once Said:
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    "JahanPanaah Tussi Great Ho,
    Tohfa Qubool Kero.." :-D

    Hhahahaha


  •   Category: Hindi Funny SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Mera Khuwab
    Oxford University K 3 Student Bethy Baaten Ker Rahy Thy..

    1st: Yaar Mera Dil Kerta Hai K Me Parh Likh Ker Ek Bara Business Man Banu.

    2nd: Yaar Mera Dil Kerta Hai K Me
    Social Worker Ban K Logon Ki Bhalai K Kaam Kerun..

    3rd: Yaar Mera Dil Kerta Hai K
    Uni Me Hungama Ho Aur 8,10 Din Ki Hartaal Ho Jaye
    Phir Her Paper Me 8,8 Din Ka Gape Ho..

    Ye Sun Ker Dono Doston Ny Usy Zor Ka Thappar Mara Aur Kaha:
    "Saaly Parhta Oxford Uni Me Hai Aur
    Khuwab KARACHI UNI K Dekhta Hai.." :-D

    Hhahahaha


  •   Category: Student SMS Jokes   Send To Mobile  
  • HIT Song
    3 Cockroach Ja Rahy Thy;
    Achanak Ek Cockroach Gana Gany Laga,
    "Tujhy Dekha To Ye Jana Sanam."
    Ye Suntay Hi Baki 2 Cockroach Mar Gaye
    QK
    Ye Ek HIT Song Tha.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  •   Category: Urdu Funny SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • 1 Hi Dua
    1 Saal Me 12 Maah.

    1 Maah K 4 Hafte.

    1 Hafte K 7 Din.

    1 Din K 24 Ghante.

    1 Ghante K 60 Minute.

    1 Minute K 60 Sec.

    1 Sec K Hazaar Lamhey.

    Her Lamhey Me

    1 Hi Dua K
    ,
    LIGHT Na Jaye.. :-D

    Hhahahaha


  •   Category: Load Shedding SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • 1 Zoo Me Ek Tota
    1 Zoo Me Ek Tota
    English, Urdu Aur Punjabi Bol Sakta Tha..

    Ek Admi Ne 3 Zubaney Check Karny K Liye Us Se Pucha:
    Who R U ?
    Tota: I Am Parrot.

    Admi: Tum Kon Ho?
    Tota: Me Tota Hun.

    Admi: Tu Kon Aen?
    Tota Ghusse Me: Teri Behan Da Yaar,
    Saleya Tennu Ik Wari Das Te Ditta K Me Tota Waan.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  •   Category: Punjabi Funny SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Takalluf Bartaraf
    1 Sheikh K Ghar Pathan Gaya..
    Sheikh Pathan se:
    Bhai Takalluf Na Karen, Bataen
    Chai Chaly Gi Ya Thanda. ?

    Pathan: Is Me Takalluf Ki Kiya Baat Hai,
    Chai Banne Tak Thanda Le Aaen.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  •   Category: Pathan Jokes   Send To Mobile  
  • Mushkil Khan
    Ek Pathan Ki 10 Betiyan Thin..
    Phir Ja Ker Us K Haan Ek Beta Hua.

    Sochen Pathan Ne Us Ka Naam Kya Rakha Hoga.??
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    Mushkil Khan.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  •   Category: Pathan Jokes   Send To Mobile  
  • REALITY
    ** REALITY **

    A Painter Was Famous Due 2 His Reality In Photo..

    Tourist Asked From Him:
    In This Photo Nobody Has Been Working..

    Painter Replied:
    "This Is The View Of Work In Government Office" :-D

    Hhahaha


  •   Category: English Funny SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • K Electric
    Mat Ker Piyar Roshni Se
    Ye Pal Bhar Ki Mehmaan Hai..

    Dil Laga Andheray Se
    Jo Qabar Tak Meherban Hai..

    FROM:-
    K-Electric Ki Special
    Khof-e-Khuda Service.. :-D

    Hhahahaha


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  • Breaking News
    Breaking News..

    Ek Choohay Ne Ek Poora Suit Kutar K Kha Lia,
    Magar Wo Phir Bhi Bhook Se Mar Gaya..
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    Q k
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    Wo SUIT
    Mallika Sharawat
    Ka Tha.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  •   Category: Hindi Funny SMS   Send To Mobile  
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