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Naila Soomro's Profile on Funny SMS

Name: Naila Soomro
Location: Karachi
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Member Since: 09 Feb 2014

About Naila Soomro:

I like funny sms very much

List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Naila Soomro


  • Biviyaat
    Jab Se Begum Ne Mujhe Murgha Bana Rakha Hai,

    Me ne Nazron ki Tarha Sir Bhi Jhuka Rakha Hai..

    Bartano Aaj Mere Sir pe Barasty Q Ho??

    Me ne Dho-Dha K Tumhen Kitna Saja Rakha Hai..

    Roz Leti he Talashi Wo Police ki Manind,

    Puchti Hai Kahan Paison ko Chupa Rakha Hai..

    Wohi Duniya Me Muqaddar Ka Sikandar Thehra,

    Jis Ny Bivi Se Apni Jaan Ko Bacha Rakha Hai..


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  • Election
    Pappu: Mummy Kya Is Dafa Papa Election me Kharay Ho Rahy Hen.?

    Mummy: Wo Mere Samne to Kharay Ho Nahi Sakte,
    Election me Kiya Kharay Honge.. :-D
    Hahhaha


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  • Money is not Everything
    You can buy a House,
    But not a Home.
    You can buy a Bed,
    But not Sleep.
    You can buy a Clock,
    But not Time.
    You can buy you a Book,
    But not Knowledge.
    You can buy you a Position,
    But not Respect.
    You can buy you Medicine,
    But not Health.
    You can buy you Blood,
    But not Life.
    So you see, Money isn’t everything.
    And it often causes pain and suffering.
    I tell you all this because
    I am your Friend, and
    as your Friend I want to take away your pain and suffering..
    God Bless You..


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  • PETROL Khatam
    Night Was Dark..
    .
    Moon Was High..
    .
    Boy Stopped His Bike..
    .
    Girl Asked Why.??
    ?
    Boy Came Close,
    .
    She Felt Shy..
    .
    He Told In Her Ear:
    DHAKKA MAAR
    PETROL Khatam Ho Gaya Yaar.. :-D
    Hhahaha


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  • Fuzul Kharch
    Memon K Ghar Twins Peda Huwe..

    Dost: Mubarak Ho Tumhary Ghar Twins Peda Huwe Hen.

    Memon: Bas Yaar Teri Bhabhi Bohat Fuzul Kharch Hai,
    Jab Ek Se Kaam Chal Sakta Tha To 2 Lany Ki Kiya Zarurat Thi.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  •   Category: Urdu Funny SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • BREAKING NEWS
    BREAKING NEWS:-

    Wazir-e-Azam ki Khudkushi Ka Khatra Barh Gaya,
    Security Sakht Ker Di Gai Hai,
    Wazir-e-Azam Per Her Waqt Nazar Rakhny Ka Hukum Jari Ker Diya Gaya..
    Wazir-e-Azam House Aur Bani-Gala Se
    Chat Waly Pankhy hi Utaar Liye Gaye Hen.. :-D

    Hhahaha


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  • Intelligent Noker
    Meera Apny Pandu Noker Se:
    Bhaag K Jao Aur Market Se Potato Fever Le Aao, Bike Le Jao.

    Noker 3 Ghanty Baad Kharab Aalu Ke Ker Aaya.

    Meera: Tum Itni Dair Se Q Aay Aur Ye Kharab Potato Q Utha Laye o?

    Noker: Madam Puri Market Me Sab Se Kharab Sehat In Aalu Ki Hi Thi,
    Aur Me Bike Le Ker Gaya Tha
    Jab K Aap Ko To Pata Hai K Mujhy Bike Chalani Nahi Aati.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  •   Category: Urdu Funny SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Mera Baap Kam Na Tha Maa Se
    ((Papa K Naam))

    Aziz-tar Wo Mujhy Rakhta Tha Rag-e-Jaan Se,,

    Ye Baat Sach Hai Mera Baap Kam Na Tha Maa Se..

    Wo Maa K Kehny Pe Kuch Roab Mujh Pe Rakhta Tha,

    Yehi Waja Hai Mujhy Chumty Jhijhakta Tha,,

    Wo Ashna Mere Her Karb Se Raha Her Dam,

    Jo Khul K Ji Nahi Paya Magar Jhijhakta Tha,,

    Juri Thi Uski Her Ik Haan Faqat Meri Haan Se,,

    Ye Baat Sach Hai Mera Baap Kam Na Tha Maa Se..!

    Her Ik Dard Wo Chupchap Khud Pe Sehta Tha,

    Tamam Umr Wo Apno Se Kat K Rehta Tha,

    Wo Lot'ta Tha Kahin Raat Ko, Din Bhar,

    Wujud Uska Pasiny Me Dhal K Behta Tha,,

    Gilay Thy Phir Bhi Mujhy Aisy Chaak-Daman Se,,

    Ye Baat Sach Hai Mera Baap Kam Na Tha Maa Se..!

    Purana Suit Wo Pehanta Tha, Kam Wo Khata Tha,

    Magar Khilony Mere Sab Khareed Lata Tha,

    Wo Mujh Ko Soye Huwe Dekhta Tha Ji Bhar K,

    Na Jany Soch K Kiya Kiya Wo Muskurata Tha,,

    Mere Baghair Thy Sab Khuwab Us K Veeran Se,,

    Ye Baat Sach Hai Mera Baap Kam Na Tha Maa Se..!


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  • DNA Test
    Dad: What’s Ur Result..?

    Pappu: I’ve Failed in 5 Subjects.

    Dad: Me Ny Tum Se Kaha Tha K Agar Fail Ho Jao To Mujhy DAD Mat Kehna..

    Pappu: Oh Come On Dad.! Its My School Test Not a DNA Test.. :-D

    Hhahahaha


  •   Category: Urdu Funny SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Dream
    Teacher: Aap Aisi Bivi Ko Kiya Kaho Gy Jo Sexy,
    Beautiful, Intelligent, Understanding,
    Caring, Never Jealous Aur Ek Great Cook Ho..?
    .
    Pappu: Kabhi Na Poora Hony Wala Khuwab.. :-D

    Hhahaha


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  • Fast Food
    Sher Aur Sherni Jungle Me Aram Ker Rahy Thy..
    Achanak Ek Khargosh Bohat Tezi Me Paas Se Guzra..

    Sherni: Wo Kiya Tha.??

    Sher Bhagty Huwe Bola:
    "Fast Food" Tha Janu, Abhi Le Ker Aata Hun.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  •   Category: Urdu Funny SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Great Words
    Millions Of People Write Love Letters..

    But Everyone Send There 1st Love Letter Mostly To Me.. :-)

    Just Imagine How Lucky I Am..!
    .
    Great Words Said by:
    .
    "..DUST BIN.."

    Hahahahaha


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