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Naila Soomro's Profile on Funny SMS

Name: Naila Soomro
Location: Karachi
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Member Since: 09 Feb 2014

About Naila Soomro:

I like funny sms very much

List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Naila Soomro


  • Safe Jaga
    Aap Ek Andhey Kamray Me Band Hon,,

    Kamray Me Her Jaga Khoon Hi Khoon Ho,,

    Kamray Ki Diwaren Kaanp Rahi Hon,,
    To
    Aap Darna Mat..

    QK Aap Dunya Ki Sab Se
    Safe Jaga "Mere Dil" Me Ho.. :-)


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  • Ticket
    Sardar Jahaz Me Pehli Baar Safar Ker Raha Tha..

    Us Ny Pilot Ka Head Phone Cheen Liya Aur Bola:

    "Saaly Ticket To Hum Sab Ny Liya Hai,
    Aur Gaany Tu Akela Hi Sun Raha Hai" :-D

    Hahhaha


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  • Shadi Ki Date
    Boy: Shadi K Liye Konsi Date Rakhen?

    Girl Shermaty Huwe: 22 December

    Boy: Koi Khaas Waja??

    Girl: Suna Hai K Wo
    Saal Ki Sab Se Lambi Raat Hoti Hai.. :-D

    Hahahha


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  • Bewafa Sanam
    (Bewafa Sanam)
    .
    Is Tarha Satany Ki Zarurat Kiya Thi..
    Kamini
    Dil Ko Jalany Ki Zarurat Kiya Thi..

    Jo Nahi Tha Ishq To Keh Diya Hota,,

    Apni Aokaat Dikhany Ki Zarurat Kiya Thi..

    Maloom Tha Jab Ye Khuwab Toot Jayega,,

    Manhus Phir Neend Me Aany Ki Zarurat Kiya Thi..

    Ishq Per Lagti Rahegi Her Doar Me Pabandi,,

    Ek Aashiq Ki Watt Lagany Ki Zarurat Kiya Thi..

    Maan Liya Agar Ye Ek Tarfa Mohabbat Thi To,,
    Phir Bhootni
    Mujhy Dekh Ker Muskurany Ki Zarurat Kiya Thi.. :-D


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  • ADVANCE VERSION
    Ek Shoher Ki Dukh Bhari Feryad..

    I Tried To Download
    "Blue Whale Game".

    Attention Message Came..
    .
    .
    .
    ERROR 902:
    "YOU ARE MARRIED,
    YOU ARE ALREADY PLAYING THE
    ADVANCE VERSION OF THIS GAME..
    CAN'T INSTALL BLUE WHALE".. :-D :-)

    Hahhaha


  •   Category: Urdu Funny SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • EID CARD
    (**EID CARD**)

    Phool Se Khushbu Le Ker

    Chand Se Roshni Le Ker

    Shehad Se Mithaas Le Ker

    Di Ki Gehraaiyon Se Dua De Ker

    Hum Aap Ko EID MUBARAK Kehty Hen.. :-)


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  • Sheikh Ko Khuwab Me
    Ek Sheikh Ko Khuwab Me
    Bohat Sari Larkiyan Jutay Maar Rahi Thin..

    Wo Ek Haftay Tak Bank Nahi Gaya
    QK
    Wahan Likha Tha K,

    "Hum Aap K Khuwabon Ko
    Haqeeqat me Badal Sakty Hen" :-)

    Hahha


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  • Sukoon Se Sony Ka Tareeka
    Yaar Sun Sukoon Se Sony Ka Tareeka..

    Roz Raat Ko Sony Se Pehly
    Ek Macchar Maar Diya Ker.
    Phir,,
    Baki K Macchar Us K Janazay
    Per Chaly Jaengy Aur Tu
    Sukoon Se So Jana.. :-D

    Ab Thanks Bol K Sharminda Mat Kerna.

    Qasam Se Bachpan Se Intelligent Hun,
    Per Kabhi Ghuroor Nahi Kiya.. :-D

    Hahhaha
    So Ja Good Night.. :-)


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  • Wo To Mar Gaya
    Teacher: 1 Se 10 Tak Ginti Sunao.

    Pappu: 1,2,3,4,6,7,8,9,10

    Teacher Ghusse Se: 5 Kahan Hai?

    Pappu: Wo To Mar Gaya Sir.

    Teacher: Abay 5 Kese Mar Sakta Hai??

    Pappu: Sir Aaj Subha TV News
    Per Bata Rahy Thy K
    Chicken Goniya Se 5 Ki Moat Ho Gai.. :-D

    Hahhaha


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  • I Love My Friend
    Doctor:
    Aap ka Jigar(Liver) Bohat Kharab Hai..

    Pathan:
    Hum Ko Maloom Hai K Bohat Kharab Hai
    Magar
    I Love My Friend
    Jigar Hai Wo Apna.. :-D

    Hahhaha


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  • KHAYAL RAKHNA
    "Khayal Rakhna"
    .
    "Na Rang Aankhon Ka Laal Rakhna,
    "Na Viran Viran Sa Haal Rakhna,
    "Jo Chahton Mein Likhe The Main Ne,
    "Wo Lafz Saary Sambhal Rakhna,
    "Alag Alag Si Ada Dikhana,
    "Ada K Andar Kamaal Rakhna,
    "Tujhe Dilon Ki Mile Hakoomat,
    "To Shahon Jesa Jalaal Rakhna,
    "Meri Duaen Hen Sath Tere,
    ,
    "DOST"
    "Tum Bas Apna
    "KHAYAL RAKHNA"


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  • Hum Bataen Gy RAB Ko Hashr K Roz
    Hum Bataen Gy RAB Ko Hashr K Roz..
    Jab Zarurat Thi Tere Bandon Ko,,
    Ibn-e-Qasim Koi Nahi Aya..

    Hum Kahen Gy Isy Aye Rab-e-Karim,,
    Marny Walon ki Dastano Ko,,
    Raqm Kerny Ki Nahi Aya..

    Siskiyon Cheekhon Aur Aahon Ko,
    Ker Diya Sun K An-Suni Sab Ny,,
    Is Muqaddar Ki Talkhiyon ko Kahin,,
    Narm Kerny koi Nahi Aya..

    Aye Shah-e-Do Jahan Tere Banday,,
    Dubty Kat'ty Rahy Marty Rahy,,
    Ik Dunya Thi Saahilon Pe Khari,,
    Ik Tamasha Bapa Tha Charon Taraf,,
    Zulm Ko Dekhty Sabhi Thy Magar,,
    Reham Kerny Koi Nahi Aya..
    Hum Bataen Gy RAB Ko Hashr K Roz..

    Ya Allah Burma K Musalmano Per Reham Ferma..


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