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Akif Javed's Profile on Funny SMS

Name: Akif Javed
Location: Faisalabad
Country:
Member Since: 12 May 2008

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List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Akif Javed

Agar Aap se koi kahe k
Agar Aap se koi kahe k

U r

"GOOD LOOKING"

"SMART"

Or

"GENIOUS"

"To rakh k stupid k munh per thapper marna

February ke mahine mein April FOOL?

April Fool SMS / Jokes

https://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-1822/
Your account has been recharged successfully by rs. 1490.74.
Your account bal is 1601.98!
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haha Chehera To Dekho, Jaise Bandar Ko Kela Mil Gaya!

Urdu Text Insults

Aye Kash....!
Aye Kash....!
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K Tum.....
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Marasi hotay to main tum ko apni Shadi per Dhol bajanay k liye bulata!

Urdu Text Insults

https://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-1820/
Pehle chitthi k badle taar aata tha,

ek bulave pe mera yaar aata tha.

Ab padh kar delete karte hai mere sms ko,

kabhi har SmS ka jawab aata tha.

Urdu Text Insults

https://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-1819/
Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
if u 4get me
i will throw u in
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* G U T T E R *
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Urdu Text Insults

https://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-1818/
Jaise TSUNAMI ko SAMAJH NA MUSHKIL hai,CYCLONE ko DEKH NA MUSHKIL hai,BHOOKAMP mein REHNA MUSHKIL hai,
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LAGTA hai waise hi AAP KA EK SMS paana musquil haii....!
HumAyuN
03216307893
Multan
Insult
Bander k bachey na kaha papa meri shadi kab karo gay? Bander nay kaha beta zara sabar karo

Dulhan ko pora sms to parhne doo

Urdu Text Insults

https://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-1817/
Kabhi yaad aye to fone ker lena,
Paisy kam hon to SMS ker lena,
Agar Yah bi na ker saky to mobile dahi main daal ker
VIBRATION on kerna,
or lassi bana ke pi lena

Urdu Text Insults

https://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-1816/
Congratulations!
You Are Awarded The Degree Of MBA
For Not Sending Sms

Mba Means
Member Of Bhikari Association
Kindly Forward To All Mbas

Urdu Text Insults

https://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-1815/
Neem k 4 patte lo
2 ko 1glass pani me boil karo aur
2 ki chatni banao
Phr
chatni ko us pani k sath kha lo
Inshahallah

Kanjoosi
K sare jaraseem mar jayenge.

Urdu Text Insults

https://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-1814/
A physics studnt hit by a falling brick.
He fainted.
Aftrwrds he startd smilng bcuz he realized how lucky he ws,since kinetic energy is only half m v square!

Urdu Text Insults

https://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-1813/
e SMS Jaldi Jaldi Parho. . .

HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW
HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW
HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW

Jaldi Parhne Ko Kaha Tha . . .Kuttay Ki Terha Bhonkne Ko Nahi . . . :p

Urdu Text Insults

https://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-1812/
Khuda kare ke tum zindgi me bahut aage bado..
itne aage bado ke jisase bhi milo wo kahe...
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“Chalo bhai aage bado..chutta nahi hai..“

Urdu Text Insults

https://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-1811/
Aap Ki X-Ray Report Aa Gayi Hy
Dekh Len

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Ghabrane Ki Baat Nahi Hai
Bus Aap K Andar Ek Keera Hai
Jo Aap Ko Msg Nahi Kerne Deta ;->

Urdu Text Insults

https://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-1809/
Ek Kabotar

Itna Ura

Itna Ura

Itna Ura

Buhat upar gaya

Itna

Itna

Bus Ab nazar
Nai a raha apna kaam kro,
Kal Dhondin gay.

Urdu Text Insults

Intelligent One
Kya aap jaante hain k dunya mai sab se intelligent kon hai???
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zahir hai aap
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to ho nai sakte
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to phir
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MAI HUN.

Urdu Text Insults

https://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-1807/
Kya aap jante hain k dunya mai sab se intelligent kon hai???

Zahir hai

AAP

to ho nhi skte

to

KOI AUR HI HOGA

Urdu Text Insults

https://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-1806/
Dil se hum aap ko janab kehte hain

Moo se hum aap ko aadab kehte hain

Aap jahan kahin bhi tashreef le jatay hain

Sab aap ko khuda ka azaab kehte hain. :p

Urdu Text Insults

https://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-1805/
Kia Tum Ud Sakte Ho ?

Kia Sitaare Tod Sakte Ho ?

Pathar Ko Heera Bana Sakte Ho ?

Nahi Na ! ! !

Beta Sirf Shakal Bandar Jesi Hone Se
Koi Hanumaan Nahi Ban Jata
HumAyuN
03216307893
Multan
Insult
Vodafone walon ka kutta aaj subah hi chal basa,
aur ab woh bandar se ad karvana chahte hain!
Tujhe meri dosti kasam

tuuuuu nahi jayega!

Urdu Text Insults

https://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-1804/
Dil Se Dilalgi Hum Kia Nahi Krte

Ye Dil Hum Kisi Ko Dia Nahi Krte

Pasand Aa Gya Pagal Pan Aapka

Wrna Har Pagal Ko Hum Sms Kia Nahi Krte ;->

Urdu Text Insults

https://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-1803/
FI

MT

FIT

MUF

Y

FITA

FITAY MU!!

Hogai Tasalli?
Bahut Shoq Hai SMS Parhne Ka

Urdu Text Insults

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