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Name: pyaasapani
Location: malir,karachi
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Member Since: 26 Sep 2010

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  • Lesson from 3 Idiots
    Teacher: '3 idiots' film dehknay k bad ap ko kya lesson mila?
    Pappu: miss yehi k..Enginering prh kr b medical ki bachi pasai ja skti hai:-D

    Miss: shut up,& get out.
    Bublo:mis me btaon..?
    Miss: very good.bato..
    Bablo: mis colg k 1st dy Undrwear zaror phna chaye:-D

    Miss: u also get out.
    Shamo:mis me btaon..?
    Miss:i think u r brilint studnt..tm sahi bto gy..

    Shamo:mis doctr k elawa enginier b delivery kr skta hai.:-D:-D
    Miss: u also get out.

    GUDU:Mis me btaon.MIS:HAN BTAO.

    GUDU:FRENCH KISS ME NAK BEECH ME NHE ATI.;-)


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  • Har shaam tujh sy melny ki Aadat C ho Gai
    ‎',',','Ghazal',',','

    Har shaam tujh sy melny ki Aadat C ho Gai.
    Phir Rafta Rafta tujh se Mohabat C ho Gai

    ...Shayad ye Taza Taza judai ka tha Asar.
    Har Shakal Yak-Ba-Yak teri soorat C ho gai.

    ik naam jhilmilany Laga dil k Taaq per.
    Ik Yad jaisay Baaes-e-Rahat C hogai.

    Khud ko saja sanwaar k Rakhnay ka shauq tha.
    Phir apny ap sy mujhe wehshat C ho gai

    Main Ne Koi Bayan-E-Safai b Na Dia.
    Bus Chup Rahe To Khud Hi Wazahat C Ho Gai.


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  • roota chaand
    Tanha dhondne nikalta hai kis ko tou falak pe
    Jese he din dhalta hai aur raat aati hai

    Gar roota nahe pyar mai ksi k tu to bata
    Kesay roz phooloun pe ye shubnum baras jati hai


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  • A sweet story
    A sweet story

    Once a girl asked a boy: Why we have units to measure Weight, Height, Force, Speed, Distance etc. Bt nothing to meaure Love, Trust, Friendship. Why?

    Boy thought for a while, took her in arms, looked in her deep eyes and said......




    dekho dimagh mt khao.. Already physics mai fail hun :p


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  • ~THE FACTS I BET YOU HAVE NEVER KNOWN~
    ~THE FACTS I BET YOU HAVE NEVER KNOWN~

    ~ Of the entire human body, around 3 pounds of the weight is microbial life

    ~The germs in feces can pass through up to ten layers of toilet paper. so its better to wash than to rub

    ~Human eyes contain a blind spot. The brain fills in with surrounding detail and with information from the other eye, so the blind spot is not normally perceived.

    ~When tickled, rats laugh.

    ~Adolf Hitler had four relationships . Of those relationships, all four women attempted suicide at least once, and two succeeded

    ~The fastest thing in the universe is not the light,its a particle named TACHYON its slowest speed is equal to that of light


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  • Munni Ki Badnami Pe
    Munni Ki Badnami Pe Pakistani siyasatdan k Tasurat

    Munnnnni ki Badnamiiiii...
    Par Muzzzamt karte Haaaain
    Altaf Husain

    Sindh ka Sailab to aik tarf
    Munni ki Badnami pe to ansoo hi nikal aye.
    Qaim Ali Shah

    Munni? Lahol Wala...
    Number batana uska.
    Maulana Fazlu

    Munni ki badnami hukumat k corrupt hone ka Nateja hai.
    Nawaz Sharef aur imran khan ka itihadi bayan.

    Munni ki Badnami k Zimedari Taliban ne qubool Karli.
    Rehman Malik

    Munni Khappe
    Munni Khappe
    Munni Khappe
    !!Kutta!!


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  • Dost Ka Imtehan Musibat Mai
    BAHADUR Ka Imtihan JUNG Mei Hota Hai

    BIWI Ka Imtihan GHURBAT Mei Hota Hai..

    MOMIN Ka Imtihan GHUSSE Mei Hota Hai..

    AANKH Ka Imtihan BAZAAR Mei Hota Hai..

    ZABAN Ka Imtihan MEHFIL Mei Hota Hai..

    DIL Ka Imtihan ISHQ Mei Hota Hai..

    AurHATH Ka Imtihan KHANA KHANE Mei Hota Hai..

    Aur

    DOST Ka Imtihan MUSIBAT Mei Hota Hai.


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  • Saaf Kehte Hain K Ek Shakhs Se
    Chahe Mujrim Samjhe Ya Koi Gunahgaar Hamen
    Saaf Kehte Hain K Ek Shakhs Se Hai Pyar Hamen

    Dil Dia Hai Kisi Ko to Mukarna Kesa
    Pyar Kia Hai to Halaat Se Darna Kesa

    Apne Is Jurm Ka Iqrar Hai So Baar Hamen
    Saaf Kehte Hain K Ek Shakhs Se Hai Pyar Hamen

    Humne Maana K Hamen Jaan Se Jaana Hoga
    Jaan De K B Hamen Pyar Nibhana Hoga

    Lo SunoTark-e-Mohabbat Se Hai Inkaar Hamen
    Saaf Kehte Hain K Ek Shakhs Se Hai bhot Pyar Hamen.


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  • Meri Koi Cheez Leny ka Moqa
    Send this SMS 2 ur Frndz & Get Cool Replies

    Agar Aap ko in Mei Se Meri Koi Cheez Leny ka Maoqa mily
    To Aap kya lena pasand karen Gey?

    My Name
    My Mobile
    My Smile
    My Height
    My Hair
    My Eyes
    My Attitude
    My Innocence
    My Way Of Talking
    My Face
    My Dressing
    My Humor
    My Luck
    My Anger
    My Heart

    Reply mat Karna Kyon k Mai Donga Nahi. :-)


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  • ,*, Best pOeTry,*,
    ,*, Best pOeTry,*,

    Ye to Dil tha Dewana K tm pe aa gaya
    Wrna Hm S0na Bhi Para Huwa Uthaya Nhi Krte

    Ye Mana K tum Hasen Ho Lekin Yeh Bhi Sun Lo,
    Hum Haseeno Se dil lagaya nhi krte,

    Jisse Krte hain m0habbat ek baar Krte hain,
    Baar baar hm bhi kisi ko sataya nhi krte,

    Tum to apne ho tum se kya parda,
    Wrna hmRaaz-e-dil Kisi Ko Btaya nhi krte,


    Tum Keh Do To Tumhare Liye Jaan Bhi Hazir hai,
    Wrna Hum Zindagi Daao Pe Lagaya nahi krte.


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  • I think i love ''U''
    Last night i saw a dream about 'U'

    'U' was looking so beautiful

    And I think i love 'U'

    And


    you know what i am going to do tonight? ?


    I am going to dream about....



    'V'



    And then 'X,Y and Z' later on:-D


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