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Name: SMS Buddy
Location: World of SMS
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Member Since: 20 Nov 2009

About SMS Buddy:

I like sms.

List of Sms / Jokes posted by: SMS Buddy


  • Last Confession
    1 Aadmi Marty Waqt Dost se: Yaar! Tmhary Ghar 10 lakh ka Daka Maine Dalwaya tha,

    Aur 50 lakh ki Chori b Maine hi Karwai thi.


    Dost: Koi Baat Nahi.

    Tumhain Zeher Bhi Maine Dilwaya Hai. :-)


  •   Category: Urdu Funny SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Laila: Tum Majnu Ho?
    Laila ne Majnu ko Ek Darakht k Peechy Dekha
    Aur Pucha Tum Majnu ho?
    Majnu: Haan

    Phir Usko Deevar k Peechey Dekha
    Aur Pucha Tum Majnu ho?
    Majnu: Haan

    Phir Usko ek Darwaze k Peechay Dekha
    Aur Pucha Tum Majnu ho?
    Majnu: Abey Haan! Ab Mootne De gi Ya Nahi? :-)


  •   Category: Urdu Funny SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Karhai Nahi Karwani
    Pathan ki Taang me Gehra Cut lag Gaya:

    Nurse: Is Mai 10 Tankey Lagenge.

    Pathan: Kitna kharcha hoga?

    Nurse: 3000

    Pathan: Tanka Lagwana Hai.

    Karhai Nahi Karwani. :-)


  •   Category: Pathan Jokes   Send To Mobile  
  • Shab Shoo Lay Hain
    Shuno Shuno
    (\,,,/)---(\,,,/)
    ( ~,~) - ( '=' )
    (,,)(,,)-(,,)(,,)


    Han Ji

    Bolo Bolo

    Detho Detho

    Kitni Pali Ssubha Ho Dai Hai.

    Lekin Shab Shoo Lay Hain Danday Bachay.

    Aao Talo In To Utha Daity Hain.

    Oye Tuno Oye

    Dood Mornind. :-)


  •   Category: Good Morning SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Jisko Pasand Karte Hain
    Chose 1 thing then I'll Tell You K
    Aap Jisko Sabse Ziyada Pasand Karte hain woh kesa hai?

    Moon
    Rose
    Clouds
    Doll
    Black Eye Shade
    Red Lips
    Green Leaves
    Long Hair


    Answer:
    Moon: Bohat Pyara.
    Rose: Har Baat Maanne Wala.
    Clouds: Gusse Wala.
    Doll: Innocent.
    Black Eye Shade: Romantic.
    Red Lips: Hot.
    Green Leaves: Naik.
    Long Hair: Sharmeela.


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