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Name: Konvicted
Location: India
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Member Since: 04 Nov 2009

About Konvicted:

Konvicted Like Jokes.

List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Konvicted


  • Chal! Awara Kahin ki
    A Girl Fell Down from 20th Floor.
    A Man caught her on 15th Floor and asked, Will Hug me?
    She replied: Of course not.

    The man Dropped her she was caught on 10th floor by Another man,
    He asked: Kiss Me?
    She replied: No not at all. He dropped her too.

    She prayed for a last Chance when a man got hold of her on 5th floor,
    She immediately spoke: Ok I'll hug and kiss.

    The man Dropped her and Saying.

    Chal! Awara Kahin ki. :-)


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  • NAYA SAAL Mubarak Ho
    Aap Sab Ko Dil ki Gehraiyon Se Nikli Hui Bay-Shumaar Duaon k Saath

    NAYA SAAL Mubarak Ho.

    Allah is Naye Saal ko Aap Sab k Liye Rehmaton,
    Barkaton,
    Khushyon,
    Kamiyabion,
    Khair-o-Aafiat,
    Hifazat,
    Aman,
    Sukoon or Tamam Tar Naik Khuwahishat
    ki Takmeel ka Saal Bana Day aur Donon
    Jahaano ki Sari Naymatain Ataa Farmaye
    aur Hamesha Hamesha k Liye Razi ho Jaye.
    Ameen, Summa Ameen.


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  • Sukhanay K Liye Tang Diya
    Pagal Khanay Ka Incharge:

    Aap Theak Hain, Is Liye Aapko RELEASE Kya Ja Raha Hai.

    Magar Afsos K Kal Jis Pagal Ko Aapne Swimming Pool Mai Doobnay Se Bachaya Tha,
    Aaj Usne Phanda Daal Kar Khud-Kushi Karli.


    Pagal: Us Ne Khudkushi Nahi Ki Hai.


    Woh To Maine Usay Taang Diya Tha Sukhanay K Liye. :-)


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