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Name: SMS Guru
Location: On Earth
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Member Since: 18 Aug 2009

About SMS Guru:

The SMS Guru is here now... I like funny sms, love sms, friendship sms, pathan jokes, sardar ji jokes, santa banta jokes, and adult sms. You can send me sms on 03456066321.

List of Sms / Jokes posted by: SMS Guru


  • Happy Strike Year 2010
    Congratulations People of Pakistan!

    We are the Only Nation in the World.

    Who'll gonna Start New Year with a Strike.

    So I'm Sure that I'm the 1st to Wish You.


    Happy Strike Year 2010.

    Nice Na?


  •   Category: New Year SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Abba Ne Topi Kara di
    LOVE STORY 2050

    Ek Larky ko Larki se pyar Hogya
    Larki ne Larky se Pucha Tum Mere lye kya kar Sakty ho?
    Larka bola jo Tum kaho.

    Larki ne kaha Agar Tum Mujhse Sachi Mohabbat Karty hoto apne BAAP ka DIL le kr Aao.

    Larka DIL le Aaya, Larki ne Usse Shadi Krli,

    larki ne wo DIL Theli me Daal k Apne Room Mai latka dia.

    30 Saal Bad Jab Uska beta bara hoky doctor ban gya to usne us DIL ka Check-up kia.

    To Wo DIL Bakry ka Nikla or usne andaza lagaya k

    ABBA NE AMMA KO TOPI KARADI.


  •   Category: Urdu Funny SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Mere Chaand Meri Ik Baat Suno
    Mere Chaand Meri Ik Baat Suno
    Mera Tum Bin Dil Veeran Suno

    Her Subah Ki Ronaq Tumse Hai
    Mere Raat K Roshan Chaand Suno

    Tera Sabse, Har Andaaz Alag
    Tere Hansnay Se Ho Shaam Dhanak

    Tere Bin Her Subah Shaam Suno
    Mere Chaand Meri Ik Baat Suno

    Ek Vaada Kar Lo Tum Mujhse
    Tum Ab Na Routho Gay Mujhse

    Ruk Jaye Na Meri Saans Suno
    Mere Chaand Meri Ik Baat Suno.


  •   Category: Urdu Love SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Honesty Is The Best Policy
    Revised Version of
    HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY

    Once Again the Woodcutter was going with his wife near the Canal.

    His wife fell in canal. He started crying. Angel came and asked him. He told about wife.

    Angel went in canal and brought "Katrina Kaif".

    Woodcutter: Yes.

    Angel became angry.

    Woodcutter: If I refused you should have brought "Shilpa Sheti" and then my wife.

    I'm a poor man. I can't afford all three. :-)


  •   Category: English Funny SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Faraz Ko Maaf Kardo
    Saghar

    Faiz

    Iqbal

    Jalib

    Mohsin

    Saher

    Meer

    Ghalib

    Aatish

    Nasir

    Qateel

    Ghalib

    Bashir Badar

    Noshi Geelani

    Parvin Shakir

    Fakhra Batool

    Wasi

    Amjad Islam Amjad

    Saleem Kosar

    Kafe azmi

    Momin

    Hafeez Jalndhri

    Qasmi

    Daagh

    Aur

    Hasrat Moohani



    Ki Appeal Hai K

    "Faraz" Ko Maaf Kar Den. :-)


  •   Category: Faraz Ahmed Shairy   Send To Mobile  
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